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What can you say at a family dinner as well as during sex?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We'll start with.....Don't talk with your mouth full |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pass the sauce... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Leg or Breast? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Does this taste salty? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you fancy some meat and two veg |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We'll start with.....Don't talk with your mouth full"
Believe me, it's not full....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Would you like cream or ice cream? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I do love Pork in Cider  "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have some more please "
You certainly can x |
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"I do love a spit roast "
Dam opened this all ready to type that and its already taken lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mmm, this is lovely and moist. |
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Do you want something to mop up the juices? |
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By *odgerMan
over a year ago
Coventry(ish)London |
Cream pies all round then? |
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By *rad670Man
over a year ago
South Lakes |
Oops, sorry I slipped, did I give you too much? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is that all I get ?
Bit too salty!
Anyone else want a bite?
Its dripping down my chin |
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By *odgerMan
over a year ago
Coventry(ish)London |
Who put those pigs in blankets there?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jumbo sausage please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where would you like the cream? |
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Did you have to invite your parents? ... it kinda ruins it |
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“Are you into anal?”
Am I doing this right? |
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By *irtyfuxCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk! NOT |
Oh it's lovely and moist |
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By *asher11Man
over a year ago
market harborough |
think i've pulled a cracker |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
Take your elbows off the table! |
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Think you should have washed that before you put it in your mouth. |
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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago
S. Northants |
"is it always this salty?" |
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How come this table is set for six |
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"Can I have some more please "
I really should join these threads earlier
Undoubtedly , Can please I have some more.
This tastes so good.
This is very hard.
Gosh that looks really good / tasty
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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oooh that tastes nice |
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This is amazing as always mum.... |
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Mum wipe the corner of your mouth |
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Oh ffs I've got spotted dick again...... |
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Can I have a large portion please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You shouldn’t talk with your mouth full |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well that was lovely thank you.
That looks nice.
You sharing?
I hope you saved me some. |
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That gravy's a little thick for my liking |
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Do u need help stuffing your bird? |
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Which one of you's is the cuck? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Umm very yummy |
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This is good. Mmm I want more. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is that all I get ?
Bit too salty!
Anyone else want a bite?
Its dripping down my chin"
You had me at the chin dripping lol |
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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago
Milton keynes |
Whose turn is it to clear up the mess then? |
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By *r happyMan
over a year ago
coleshill |
Stop messing around and just swallow it |
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It's lovely, but it's got a soggy bottom. |
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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago
Solihull and Brentwood |
Anyone for a game of hide the sausage? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thats to dry for me.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like my meat on the bone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There’s more where that came from |
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By *uboCouple
over a year ago
East kilbride |
looked bigger in the picture |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nice dumplings |
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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago
moved to cuckold land |
Use your tongue and lick it clean |
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By *eannaTV/TS
over a year ago
Cwmfelifach, nr Newport |
That's the best stuffing I've had in ages |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm greedy n thirsty I need to eat |
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By *r happyMan
over a year ago
coleshill |
If you don't like it spit it in a napkin |
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By *afkaMan
over a year ago
Nottingham (ish) |
Mmmmm, tastes delicious |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If your not going finish that can I |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you think this fish off is off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Arr the beauty of boneless meat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This bird is well stuffed and very moist, could I have a little more gravy all over the breasts please? |
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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago
moved to cuckold land |
Make sure you eat it all up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its bloody |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What's that Grandma, you want Grandad to put his sausage in your muffin...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another sausage, darling?" |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
Can you pass the salt |
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By *fdjngCouple
over a year ago
Morpeth |
Would you like stuffing |
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‘Go on, try and fit two in your mouth’
K |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anyone got room for more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I have some extra meat |
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Pour some gravy on it
I've got a hair in my mouth
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is that all your serving  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve invited the neighbours to join us. Hope that’s ok? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My best friend and her husband are coming first then I’ve asked some of the guys from work if they’d like some after. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Some absolute crackers so far |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stop playing with it and pop it in your mouth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm full |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would you like to ice my buns? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love to lick up the last few drops of cream. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would you like to lick mine? |
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By *lansmanMan
over a year ago
Sheffield |
Its dribbling down your chin ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your bum will be sore in the morning |
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Gargle and spit....the wine tasting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why u wasting that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you pot the pink before the brown? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How do you know you don’t like it if you haven’t tried it?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"looked bigger in the picture"
That’s the winner for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you spray some cream in my bun x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just spray it in my mouth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have you finished already |
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My wife always uses the Hostess Trolley to ensure a good spread  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ain't the juices supposed to run clear |
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What a great thread some great comments which really made me smile / such a change - Thanks
“ Room for two more “ I know not that good ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lovely bit of meat.
I'll have what you can't manage.
Let that go down before you have any more. |
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By *jsantagCouple
over a year ago
Hfd/Shrop/Worc area |
Well! That was absolutely amazing! I couldn’t manage any more......oh....go on then. Just a bit more!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can't believe I took all that in.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where are you putting it all? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Let's have it at the table. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you do it like your Mum did it last week? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We should invite the neighbours round next time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Always room for one more sausage. |
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Don't spit it out!
Or
Whose for seconds? |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
what a lovely spread...
dont spill it on the tablecloth..
no more for you, you've had enough...
seconds please
can i have some more of that?
sit still on your chair...
dont poke at it like that...
go on, just try it....
youve got to learn some manners...
youve got some on your shirt...
that's my favourite!....
we will have to get together more often..
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What do you mean more I'm full..... |
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
Swallow it down like a good girl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m sorry. It smells funny  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think you should wash it and toss your salad. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Come here. I’ll show you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hurry up and swallow it. |
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You aren't leaving till it's all gone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Eyes bigger than your tummy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Beat it properly. |
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Oh look you've spilt it all down your top, don’t dribble at the table |
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Your not leaving here until you’ve gobbled it all up |
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If you shake that it will spray everywhere. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can we leave the lights on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fancy a sausage? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fancy a sausage? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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More please |
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Make sure you chew everything thirty-three times! |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
She always enjoys a good spit roast
Anyone for cheese afterwards
Great nosh as usual
Fingerlicking good
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dont swallow all of that |
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By *iamb2020Man
over a year ago
stratford upon avon |
It’s good but I prefer your mum’s |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
What's that stuck between your teeth? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love the way your beef taste |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wow that was shit. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well you've all come up with some great comments & certainly provided us with some giggles. Thanks everyone!!! X |
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I'll just finish off, then have a chat with your Dad. |
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Same time next week, but we'll have Dave and Sue round too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mmm, a lovely spread! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry love I'm vegan |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are you going to eat that? |
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Careful you don't ch0ke on that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Let’s do this every Sunday |
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