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Masturbating while driving.
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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago
louth, Ireland |
"you will find most bmw's & audi's are the sheds of choice when participating in a wankers delight."
Is this the reason they don't use indicators  we just thought they didn't come standard with them cars |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
Driving home I was caught in a traffic jam, knowing the road and knew I would be stuck there for about 30 to 45 minutes and was very ineed to pee. I had an empty water bottle and, never would have unless I though I was going to pee myself, wiped my cock ou and peed into the open bottle. On relief I looked over to my right and in the next lane was a the mother of one of my student, who happened to be in a SUV and could cleary see into the car. She was alone in the car thankfully and also live in the condo block as me. Everytime she saw me she just gove a cheeky smile.
So no, O would want to be caught wanking in the car, peeing is bad enough. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No, and I would fucking hope my fellow drivers don't either.
Irresponsible and selfish. "
Totally with you on this. There are enough real tossers driving on our roads without these accidents waiting to happen.  |
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"you will find most bmw's & audi's are the sheds of choice when participating in a wankers delight.
Is this the reason they don't use indicators we just thought they didn't come standard with them cars"
A recent survey done in the motoring industry found that the people who felt the most useless and had the most pointless jobs were the bmw and audi indicator testers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone else drive nude"
I’ve driven by myself with my pants down to my ankles with a hard on before. I felt so free, until I came to some built up traffic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*sigh*
No. Why would anyone?
I pretty much only have one(ish) phobia in life. BJ, whilst driving, crash, airbag and no penis. The ish is passenger having feet on the dash and folded up like a cheap ironing board.
So because of that. Never. |
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why the hell would anyone ever be so stupid, i have occasionally when the roads are quiet rested my hands on a passengers legs (with consent of course not just some random i am giving a lift too), but nothing more and no one and i mean no one (including me) goes near my cock or any part of my body whilst i drive, I want my concentration on the road not anything else. |
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"Why are there so many ridiculous posts expecting replies other than NO!
I killed my hamster and had a naughty dream. Just me or anyone else experienced similar? Thoughts? "
you wheely killed your hamster ? |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
"Why are there so many ridiculous posts expecting replies other than NO!
I killed my hamster and had a naughty dream. Just me or anyone else experienced similar? Thoughts?
you wheely killed your hamster ? "
Don't wanna talk about it! |
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"Why are there so many ridiculous posts expecting replies other than NO!
I killed my hamster and had a naughty dream. Just me or anyone else experienced similar? Thoughts?
you wheely killed your hamster ?
Don't wanna talk about it! "
I promise i wont rat on you, are you a man or a mouse ?
This might just capa bara this thread off, but i might weasel it out of you.
stoatally useless comments i know, but you aint heard the vole of it yet ! |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
"Why are there so many ridiculous posts expecting replies other than NO!
I killed my hamster and had a naughty dream. Just me or anyone else experienced similar? Thoughts?
you wheely killed your hamster ?
Don't wanna talk about it!
I promise i wont rat on you, are you a man or a mouse ?
This might just capa bara this thread off, but i might weasel it out of you.
stoatally useless comments i know, but you aint heard the vole of it yet !"
Stop badgering me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A long, long time ago, when there was much less traffic on the roads, and we used to drive home from the big city after a night out, my then wife would suck me off whilst I was driving on the motorway (no drink-driving rules then either so what would you expect?) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A long, long time ago, when there was much less traffic on the roads, and we used to drive home from the big city after a night out, my then wife would suck me off whilst I was driving on the motorway (no drink-driving rules then either so what would you expect?)"
No airbags then.
Was going to make a “it was a different time back then” as in the standard Yewtree defence.. but didn’t want to sound like to was insulting you! |
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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago
Near Wells |
I have to be honest, driving to a club or a meeting when dressed a bit like a slut it's very difficult to resist the odd touch.
I'm more concerned about people noticing than having an accident is why I I don't. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
...It was dark and he was late, Then, suddenly, with no warning the taxi, pulled up with a jerk: the jerk got out...
I always thought, that the passenger was the jerk, not the wanker behind the wheel. 
On a separate note, does his car radio look like a plaster's radio? |
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Considering how low the standards of much driving is, I'd be horrified to know that people were taking things down to an even more dangerous level. I'm guessing some of them would happily watch some porn on their phone to help them get off too  |
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