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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Oh believe me it doesn't lol.
But no, what I'm getting at is when looking at people's pics do you actually look? Not at the subject but more the surroundings.
And I know the ladies could give examples of the ubiquitous photo of a guys cock over the toilet bowl or in a public or pub convenience. I'm talking very similar.
Clad in lingerie lying provocatively on the bed or sofa and all you see at the bottom of said pic is either the ironing pile, dirty wash day ready clothes or rubbish and a mop.
It's just not really selling it, is it??!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gang of women dolled up on the piss and posing.
With a tampon machine behind them "
Ha ha ha it's just that sort of thing.
Am I bad for wanting to bring it to there attention? Though I'm far to polite to actually do it |
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"Pictures of the family adorning the fireplace
Or the one with the kid scribbled out. That’s an automatic delete for me. I’m not sure Jason Mamoa would survive that!!!"
Same... also dont like seeing people posing naked with children's toys in the photo... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Saw one the other day - woman's stocking clad lower legs in heels, big cardboard box in the background that said 'tena' on  "
I'm sure I saw that also! I want to be savage but I just couldn't do it lol |
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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago
Solihull and Brentwood |
I've seen a fully clothed pic, on the net, of a lady, with a wardrobe in the background. On the top of the wardrobe, was a double ended dildo. (Or, the lady had not completed her to do list, regarding her airigami project. ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always check backgrounds.
I look for evidence of another half they’ve claimed they don’t have.
Saw an interesting timeline of a guy the other day: early pics he had a mattress in the floor, masculine messy bedding, room a tip.
Later pics were on a nice bed with feminine bedding, different plug sockets, dado rail.
Then a different bed and room etc. Again feminine bedding
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By *enatton2Couple
over a year ago
West Midlands |
We remember talking to a “girl” who was keen to swap pics and plan a meet. We spotted something unusual in one of her pics, so we asked her where it was taken. In her bedroom in Birmingham apparently. Strange that she had American style plug sockets in her room.
“She” blocked us when we asked lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We remember talking to a “girl” who was keen to swap pics and plan a meet. We spotted something unusual in one of her pics, so we asked her where it was taken. In her bedroom in Birmingham apparently. Strange that she had American style plug sockets in her room.
“She” blocked us when we asked lol"
Wow you have good eyes for detail lol! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wow you have good eyes for detail lol!"
One needs to keep their wits about them! A lady popped up in my area recently. Lovely photo in lingerie. So lovely in fact, that I'm certain if I drag it into tine eye I'll even find the lingerie catalog is taken from!
Or recent photos with ancient tech in the shot... dating them instantly. |
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"We remember talking to a “girl” who was keen to swap pics and plan a meet. We spotted something unusual in one of her pics, so we asked her where it was taken. In her bedroom in Birmingham apparently. Strange that she had American style plug sockets in her room.
“She” blocked us when we asked lol"
Could have been Birmingham Alabama |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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I caught out a catfish when I recognised the sofa he was sitting on and the blinds behind it.
It was a sofa used on a gay porn site they interviewed new men on, before the action took place.
I used to watch a lot of those videos back then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh believe me it doesn't lol.
But no, what I'm getting at is when looking at people's pics do you actually look? Not at the subject but more the surroundings.
And I know the ladies could give examples of the ubiquitous photo of a guys cock over the toilet bowl or in a public or pub convenience. I'm talking very similar.
Clad in lingerie lying provocatively on the bed or sofa and all you see at the bottom of said pic is either the ironing pile, dirty wash day ready clothes or rubbish and a mop.
It's just not really selling it, is it??!!
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How's she going to have time to do the ironing and laundry if she's posing lounging around in lingerie all day? You men just want it all haha  |
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We look at the background just as much as the subject on pics we view! They are a great filtering tool.
We ensure our pics are free from clutter so you only focus on what we want you focus on. It’s not difficult to crop/blur or remove something from a pic...
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Always amusing when I see an overflowing ash tray from a non-smoking couple, and have seen powders all drawn up ready for consumption on a kitchen worktop before now (reported that one!)
On the flip side - if a background is too perfect would that also put you off? I love doing little photoshoots and so have plain backgrounds... Does that mean I'm hiding things more? (I'm not by the way!) |
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I had a message this week of a guy. Only has 2 pics. 1st pic is of a guy god with deep tan and crazy abs, the 2nd pic is of course the cock shot, but its blatantly a different fella altogether as no tan, podgy tum, different hair colour and at least 10 years older than the body its meant to be attached too lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I saw a pic before of a girl on her knees and there looked like some well dodgy stains on the carpet. And I dont mean cum. I ended up blocking the profile cos it made me go ew, and didn't want to see it again lol
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I try not to be too judgmental. Doesn’t the mum with small kids deserve to have a sex life too? Perhaps she only had a little time to dress up and take the photo. If she’d decided to sort the laundry and put the toys away first she might waste that little bit of time she had.
And I don’t think people need to be “perfect” to be attractive. |
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By *ushNWWoman
over a year ago
Salford |
"I had a message this week of a guy. Only has 2 pics. 1st pic is of a guy god with deep tan and crazy abs, the 2nd pic is of course the cock shot, but its blatantly a different fella altogether as no tan, podgy tum, different hair colour and at least 10 years older than the body its meant to be attached too lol"
This is common. I’ve seen black ducks on white men lol |
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By *ushNWWoman
over a year ago
Salford |
"I had a message this week of a guy. Only has 2 pics. 1st pic is of a guy god with deep tan and crazy abs, the 2nd pic is of course the cock shot, but its blatantly a different fella altogether as no tan, podgy tum, different hair colour and at least 10 years older than the body its meant to be attached too lol
This is common. I’ve seen black ducks on white men lol "
Dicks obviously lmao |
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"Oh believe me it doesn't lol.
But no, what I'm getting at is when looking at people's pics do you actually look? Not at the subject but more the surroundings.
And I know the ladies could give examples of the ubiquitous photo of a guys cock over the toilet bowl or in a public or pub convenience. I'm talking very similar.
Clad in lingerie lying provocatively on the bed or sofa and all you see at the bottom of said pic is either the ironing pile, dirty wash day ready clothes or rubbish and a mop.
It's just not really selling it, is it??!!
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hahaha yes all the time and it can be a right turn off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes I do, it’s a habit of mine.
Messy rooms, toilets that aren’t flushed, filthy mirrors, underwear on the floor, dogs eyeing you up in the corner, I’ve seen the lot on here! |
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"I had a message this week of a guy. Only has 2 pics. 1st pic is of a guy god with deep tan and crazy abs, the 2nd pic is of course the cock shot, but its blatantly a different fella altogether as no tan, podgy tum, different hair colour and at least 10 years older than the body its meant to be attached too lol
This is common. I’ve seen black ducks on white men lol
Dicks obviously lmao"
Thats going a bit far |
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We always “sanitise” the background while taking our photos. Tidy then frame then double check
Many people have clothes strewn across their bedroom floors, overflowing bins, walls that need painting and saw one with a smashed door. If the photos in anyway resemble this, we ignore the wink/mail.  |
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We always look at the background, especially when its a "single" guy..and 9 times out of 10 they are married. Had a couple msg us and was put off instantly as her legs were in the air so was her filthy white socks, just why? |
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"I always check backgrounds.
I look for evidence of another half they’ve claimed they don’t have.
Saw an interesting timeline of a guy the other day: early pics he had a mattress in the floor, masculine messy bedding, room a tip.
Later pics were on a nice bed with feminine bedding, different plug sockets, dado rail.
Then a different bed and room etc. Again feminine bedding
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Which simply indicates his photos were taken at different times, in different settings - my photos show me in five different settings, playing with four different wives...
I tend to check backgrounds for non-UK sockets (and light switches) - other things can be a giveaway too, like books and magazines, or drinks bottles/cans...
....I have no problem with kids toys or things being in shot, but have been known to suggest that clearly-visible family photos might be better being edited out - though on one occasion, I got a load of abuse for it!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pictures of the family adorning the fireplace
Or the one with the kid scribbled out. That’s an automatic delete for me. I’m not sure Jason Mamoa would survive that!!!
Same... also dont like seeing people posing naked with children's toys in the photo..."
Children's toys in the photo is an absolute turn off & utterly vile |
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See now i don't like a messy background in my pics but...
I often find myself strangely drawn to other peoples. Mainly because I have a chuckle at the various things you may see lurking in the corner of their lounge, kitchen etc.
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By (user no longer on site)
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I saw something curious in a few pics...
Someone had rugs hung on their walls...
It wasn’t dirty or anything, I just thought rugs were supposed to be on the floor.... |
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"Oh believe me it doesn't lol.
But no, what I'm getting at is when looking at people's pics do you actually look? Not at the subject but more the surroundings.
And I know the ladies could give examples of the ubiquitous photo of a guys cock over the toilet bowl or in a public or pub convenience. I'm talking very similar.
Clad in lingerie lying provocatively on the bed or sofa and all you see at the bottom of said pic is either the ironing pile, dirty wash day ready clothes or rubbish and a mop.
It's just not really selling it, is it??!!
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Yes but it might just show they are real and not a fake account using some glamour shots stole from the internet that’s to good to be true |
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You are right though.
I do check out the 'state' of someone's room/the background just as interesting as the subject matter at times.
One just recently seems to have their mattress blocking an entire door. Just seems very impractical, can't figure it out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The most off putting thing I've seen in the background was a giant hamster cage, sawdust everywhere, an overflowing ashtray, dirty dishes and clothes, carrier bags all over the floor. In a bedroom too.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I knew it wasn't just me who sees these things. What's worse is when invited back to someone's house. You walk through the door and think they've been burgled while they were out. "Oh don't mind the mess" she says
Taxis!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I knew it wasn't just me who sees these things. What's worse is when invited back to someone's house. You walk through the door and think they've been burgled while they were out. "Oh don't mind the mess" she says
Taxis!!!"
Yeah right.....excuse the mess...what mess? Get yer kit off lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I knew it wasn't just me who sees these things. What's worse is when invited back to someone's house. You walk through the door and think they've been burgled while they were out. "Oh don't mind the mess" she says
Taxis!!!
Yeah right.....excuse the mess...what mess? Get yer kit off lol"
I have made my excuses and left at that point. Reminds ms of an episode of friends lol |
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"I knew it wasn't just me who sees these things. What's worse is when invited back to someone's house. You walk through the door and think they've been burgled while they were out. "Oh don't mind the mess" she says
Taxis!!!"
"I have made my excuses and left at that point. Reminds ms of an episode of friends lol"
Been there, done that - arrived late one night at a flat in London, and was shown into the lounge where stuff was strewn everywhere, complete with dirty dinner plates on the coffee table...
....except she didn't even attempt to make an excuse, despite having had over an hour to have tidied up while I'd been driving there...
....I was saved by the bell when she took a phone call from another prospective playmate - when she went into the kitchen, I went down the stairs and out the door... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I knew it wasn't just me who sees these things. What's worse is when invited back to someone's house. You walk through the door and think they've been burgled while they were out. "Oh don't mind the mess" she says
Taxis!!!
I have made my excuses and left at that point. Reminds me of an episode of friends lol
Been there, done that - arrived late one night at a flat in London, and was shown into the lounge where stuff was strewn everywhere, complete with dirty dinner plates on the coffee table...
....except she didn't even attempt to make an excuse, despite having had over an hour to have tidied up while I'd been driving there...
....I was saved by the bell when she took a phone call from another prospective playmate - when she went into the kitchen, I went down the stairs and out the door... "
It was pretty much like that. She went to the bathroom. And I was already looking around for my escape. As soon as I heard the bathroom door lock I was out in the car and gone before she'd pulled the flush |
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Funny wen u see
Supposidly single men
In their bedroom
But with lovely pretty flowery bedding on
Im sure u men picked them for u
Probably the wife/gf did
get real lads
U aint that ckever thinkin i can get a shag that easy
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We would agree. We look at the surrou dings before the actual erotic part of the coupke/person. We reckon that the background of the picture states a lot about the person. We would never meet anyone with a messy background in their pics. That includes baby toys, messy clothes all over the place, alcohol bottles, rubbish bins... Over flowing, messy kitchens, any pics with toilets in them. The list goes on! |
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Recognized an old school friend when he messaged me with a face pic after chatting a while , some time passed before we decided to meet , day before he messaged & confessed that he had used the picture of his mate from work, he didn’t think in a million years someone would recognize the pic! Very worrying the lengths people go to ! |
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Yeah
Supposidly men saying they are single but with all women's cosmetics deodrants pinky girls thinks in the background
Also wen the have their dick piccys sat on the bed
But the beddings all have pretty flowers on
Wat fellas wud REALLY GO OUT BUYING ORETTY BETTING WITH FLOWERS ON PLEASE
Obvs the wife/gf bought it |
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"Yeah
Supposidly men saying they are single but with all women's cosmetics deodrants pinky girls thinks in the background
Also wen the have their dick piccys sat on the bed
But the beddings all have pretty flowers on
Wat fellas wud REALLY GO OUT BUYING ORETTY BETTING WITH FLOWERS ON PLEASE
Obvs the wife/gf bought it "
Some men wear pink shirts so maybe they like pink flowery bedding. It takes a strong man to wear or appreciate pink |
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I've posted this before, but I get the impression that quite a few agree with my sentiments. If I see a pile of dirty dishes in the background, or a pile of dirty washing, or general clutter in the background, the first thing that goes through my mind is that if this is the state of your house, when did your pussy last see soap and water! |
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"Oh believe me it doesn't lol.
But no, what I'm getting at is when looking at people's pics do you actually look? Not at the subject but more the surroundings.
And I know the ladies could give examples of the ubiquitous photo of a guys cock over the toilet bowl or in a public or pub convenience. I'm talking very similar.
Clad in lingerie lying provocatively on the bed or sofa and all you see at the bottom of said pic is either the ironing pile, dirty wash day ready clothes or rubbish and a mop.
It's just not really selling it, is it??!!
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The other thing is to know your angles!
So many pics could look 100 times better with more posing.
It’s obviously taken 30 seconds before sex, where the guy (usually) has just wacked the camera out and took a picture. We take roughly 20-30 pics to get a few good ones. Yes it takes time but we think it’s worth it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The camera never lies but with a little care in lighting,cropping and editing the photographer can.
It takes me ages to not look like the love child of Bernard Manning and Ian Beale... |
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