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Fucking different objects!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What is the strangest thing you have fucked. Now I dont want you to put someone's username! I see food pics or bottles etc but what else? What have people fucked and not posted! I love the thought of a lady on a bed knob or gear stick. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ice lolly in my ass..... in hindsight, it wasn’t worth the melty mess or the frostbite  "
Must have made you gasp! Thqt us cold! Would have tasted nice rimming though! |
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By *takerMan
over a year ago
gosport |
"I knew a guy that loved to bake bread. He used to make the dough and fuck it before he put it in the oven.  "
I heard you're supposed to 'give the dough time to rise'. Never heard of 'give a rise to the dough. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well, I was doing it to myself so it wasn’t a surprise... the mess was off putting though. A much more fun activity when you’re not solo, I’d imagine  "
Well I guess we could find out! I suppose the big question.....what ice lolly? Do you go for a calypso which has length and girth or ice pop? |
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"Ice lolly in my ass..... in hindsight, it wasn’t worth the melty mess or the frostbite "
Ive done ice up there once. It just gave me a dull ache till I warmed up again. Probably best alternating with something warm I suppose. I wonder what though.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I tied the ex to a chair, blindfolded her and then used all the specially shaped stuff I had bought from Morrisons. Best one was a pork loin (with a condom on it). She to this day doesn't know what I used on her and she loved every minute of it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm into putting anything that will fit or stretch my pussy.
I've fucked a bedpost in a hotel room whilst my partner fucked my arse. The feeling of feeling full and stretched it amazing.
Also fucked a gear stick, ice pop (fruit pastel lolly), wine bottle, bunches of felt tip pens, bananas, I had 3 inside my pussy at 1 time, cola can, deodorant sprays, shampoo bottles, cucumbers, butternut squash and yes I can exercise it back to being tight again, my pelvic floor muscles are well exercised) |
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Adding to the other ice-related stories...
Once made the mistake of going on holiday alone without any toys. I did have condoms though, so filled one with water and put it in the freezer - made myself an ice dildo  |
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By *onyMad123Couple
over a year ago
nottingham/ derby |
Gear stick, like a aubergine extreme caution with a granny smith if u have tight pelvics, i vaccumed it and got it wedged behind my pelvic bone took some, "birthing" out lol, corn on cob in a condom is also fun aling with various bottles n cans, all covered btw |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I saw the title of this thread and thought...
‘Fucking different objects’ - and genuinely thought it was somewhere to rant about inanimate objects.
Came in here to moan about the toaster tripping the sockets, and my god, my eyes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I saw the title of this thread and thought...
‘Fucking different objects’ - and genuinely thought it was somewhere to rant about inanimate objects.
Came in here to moan about the toaster tripping the sockets, and my god, my eyes "
Stop wanking woman you’ll go blind!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is the strangest thing you have fucked. Now I dont want you to put someone's username! I see food pics or bottles etc but what else? What have people fucked and not posted! I love the thought of a lady on a bed knob or gear stick."
I wint be able to watch bedknobs abd broomsticks again without sniggering...   |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
Had an ex fuck me with a cucumber which he then fed to his missus
Was fucked with a chocolate bar which just made an utter mess of the sheets 
Oh and an upside Lucozade bottle (500ml before anyone asks!) |
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Selfish prick lol
