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Curious...I've always hear from my male mates bout bad blow jobs, mostly teeth being scrapped, personally never had a complaint nor scrapped my teeth :p
Tell me your worst blowjob/handjob, m/f & why...
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"Advise. Once he’s cum, don’t continue for a length of time after.
That’s too much to handle
The inevitable vinegar strokes
Same for some women, clit gets too sensitive after such an orgasn "
Now that one I know through personal experience, with me it's typically one last one so not sustained unless I'm being mean that is 
I've had the same in reverse tbf
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Some of the women start sucking faster when they feel that I’m coming. It’s totally the opposite of what I like, I need you to go slow during my orgasm so I’m always ending up saying “slowly pleeeesaee”  |
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Has to be a long night of drinking at a friends house, everyone else was asleep on the floor/sofa etc. We were playing quietly, after a while she wanted to give me a BJ.
She starts, is ok, then I am thinking "wow she really deep throats and likes to ch@ke on it".
Nope she took a nap  with my cock deep in her throat. She couldn't breath. She woke up with a jolt but, carried on.
She did this a few times!!! Which was disconcerting. I had to stop her and decide to go for a walk. By the time I got up she was out cold lol.
Not an awful experience, more of a damn funny one! Have not had anyone else fall asleep ch@king on my cock since lol!
I dread to think what would have happened if I came with her out cold on me lol |
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"Has to be a long night of drinking at a friends house, everyone else was asleep on the floor/sofa etc. We were playing quietly, after a while she wanted to give me a BJ.
She starts, is ok, then I am thinking "wow she really deep throats and likes to ch@ke on it".
Nope she took a nap with my cock deep in her throat. She couldn't breath. She woke up with a jolt but, carried on.
She did this a few times!!! Which was disconcerting. I had to stop her and decide to go for a walk. By the time I got up she was out cold lol.
Not an awful experience, more of a damn funny one! Have not had anyone else fall asleep ch@king on my cock since lol!
I dread to think what would have happened if I came with her out cold on me lol"
You need a "WARNING CHOKING HAZARD" sign I think 
But jeez that's bad...at least she didn't spew..that one I've heard
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"Had one whilst in America.. it was too fast too rough felt like she was trying to start a fire with it .. was sore for days afterwards lol "
Hahaha.....tickled me this morning.
Got to love the forums |
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"Had one whilst in America.. it was too fast too rough felt like she was trying to start a fire with it .. was sore for days afterwards lol
Hahaha.....tickled me this morning.
Got to love the forums "
Gotta keep us all entertained somehow |
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Cant necessary say 'bad' but id say 80% ive had haven't done much for me at all.
Only a handful have read my reactions and its been a amazing experience..  |
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"Curious...I've always hear from my male mates bout bad blow jobs, mostly teeth being scrapped, personally never had a complaint nor scrapped my teeth :p
Tell me your worst blowjob/handjob, m/f & why...
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Fi, some people like teeth! Perhaps a bit niche but those who like CBT tend to be OK with other forms of impact on their cock. Depends on the strength as well. I suppose it is like using finger nails when caressing the body - it can definitely feel too strong but it can also feel just right. |
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"Curious...I've always hear from my male mates bout bad blow jobs, mostly teeth being scrapped, personally never had a complaint nor scrapped my teeth :p
Tell me your worst blowjob/handjob, m/f & why...
Fi, some people like teeth! Perhaps a bit niche but those who like CBT tend to be OK with other forms of impact on their cock. Depends on the strength as well. I suppose it is like using finger nails when caressing the body - it can definitely feel too strong but it can also feel just right. "
I get the nails cos I have them lol I can dig them in or barely touch you with them 
Teeth being liked is a first for me to hear but if you like it, go for it |
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I think the worst blow jobs were in my younger years - what with general limitation in partners and lack of reaction and guidance from them. My jaw would get tired quickly and having no positive or guiding encouragement would just make it more obvious as it would be the only point of focus. Bored, awkward and feeling physically uncomfortable, I disliked oral sex for years.
It all changed when I came out as a kinkster and had partners with very different attitudes, especially the one who called me "the queen of blowjobs". I don't care if it was just kind flattery but it made a huge difference to my engagement and interest. Now I love oral sex. |
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"Curious...I've always hear from my male mates bout bad blow jobs, mostly teeth being scrapped, personally never had a complaint nor scrapped my teeth :p
Tell me your worst blowjob/handjob, m/f & why...
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A squid wank I got back in uni days was less than fulfilling ... |
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I work with a chap who had a piece of his foreskin bitten off during a bj when the car he was sitting in got shunted from behind by a d*unk driver.
That’d ruin your afternoon, wouldn’t it? |
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Not about bad, but one of the best I've had was from an ex lover's husband and her on the one occasion we slipped into a bi playing threesome. Unforgettable. |
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"I work with a chap who had a piece of his foreskin bitten off during a bj when the car he was sitting in got shunted from behind by a d*unk driver.
That’d ruin your afternoon, wouldn’t it?"
Taking of car horror..When I was much younger an ex pulled my cock too hard mid blowie and split my cord while in her mini metro vanden plas. The blood i lost was terrifying especially when i saw the mess it made on the grey velour seats |
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"Curious...I've always hear from my male mates bout bad blow jobs, mostly teeth being scrapped, personally never had a complaint nor scrapped my teeth :p
Tell me your worst blowjob/handjob, m/f & why...
A squid wank I got back in uni days was less than fulfilling ..."
Now that needs expansion...spill em |
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"Curious...I've always hear from my male mates bout bad blow jobs, mostly teeth being scrapped, personally never had a complaint nor scrapped my teeth :p
Tell me your worst blowjob/handjob, m/f & why...
A squid wank I got back in uni days was less than fulfilling ...
Now that needs expansion...spill em"
I'm guessing it's one of those handjobs with a killer grip, in that it kills the boner? |
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"A girl who had obviously watched too much American porn... spit and saliva everywhere!! Needed a towel to soak up her drool!"
They are the best kind, loads of spit |
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"Curious...I've always hear from my male mates bout bad blow jobs, mostly teeth being scrapped, personally never had a complaint nor scrapped my teeth :p
Tell me your worst blowjob/handjob, m/f & why...
A squid wank I got back in uni days was less than fulfilling ...
Now that needs expansion...spill em"
It's an inexperience and tentative handjob where the fingers drape limply over the helmet rather like the tentacles of a squid. |
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"She asked me to wait while she took teeth out  "
On one hand it would save the teeth incidents...
Only thing I can think off is that she didn't use an adhesive & was more concerned bout teeth hurting you than her own dignity..?
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"Snapped banjo string. Need I say more?"
Snapped banjo string here also. Also same woman did not tell me she had cracked her tooth in half. Caught my bellend with it and slit it like a stanley knife. Lots of blood everywhere  and a visit to A&E where a few nurses thought it was funny as fuck how it happened  |
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The worst one I have ever given was at a naughty house party. All was going well he was sitting on the sofa I was kneeling down given him a blow job and not really paying much attention to what was going on around us. Then out of nowhere some slapped my bum really hard with a whip. Well as I was taking very much by surprise I bit down I am sorry to say I bit down very hard. The person that whipped my bum left very quickly x |
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"The worst one I have ever given was at a naughty house party. All was going well he was sitting on the sofa I was kneeling down given him a blow job and not really paying much attention to what was going on around us. Then out of nowhere some slapped my bum really hard with a whip. Well as I was taking very much by surprise I bit down I am sorry to say I bit down very hard. The person that whipped my bum left very quickly x"
Just to confirm, on behalf of men everywhere, stories like this, late at night at least, make us hold our willies all night with sympathy pain... think of it as a hunger games style salute! |
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My Uni flatmate bragged how amazing she was at giving BJs so I dropped a little GAME on her we ended up becoming FWB. So shes sucking me off on the bed and she kept scrapping her teeth, on every bit of my penis. It was horrible, because every BJ was like that. I didnt have the heart to stop her. I pretended to enjoy it x |
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"The worst one I have ever given was at a naughty house party. All was going well he was sitting on the sofa I was kneeling down given him a blow job and not really paying much attention to what was going on around us. Then out of nowhere some slapped my bum really hard with a whip. Well as I was taking very much by surprise I bit down I am sorry to say I bit down very hard. The person that whipped my bum left very quickly x
Just to confirm, on behalf of men everywhere, stories like this, late at night at least, make us hold our willies all night with sympathy pain... think of it as a hunger games style salute!"
I would say i would offer to kiss all your willies but !!... Safer if I didn't xx sorry |
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"My Uni flatmate bragged how amazing she was at giving BJs so I dropped a little GAME on her we ended up becoming FWB. So shes sucking me off on the bed and she kept scrapping her teeth, on every bit of my penis. It was horrible, because every BJ was like that. I didnt have the heart to stop her. I pretended to enjoy it x"
This is basically what I've heard from mates, shows the importance of communication though cos it sounds as if she didn't realise she was hurting ya.
My teeth stay well out the way |
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"My Uni flatmate bragged how amazing she was at giving BJs so I dropped a little GAME on her we ended up becoming FWB. So shes sucking me off on the bed and she kept scrapping her teeth, on every bit of my penis. It was horrible, because every BJ was like that. I didnt have the heart to stop her. I pretended to enjoy it x
This is basically what I've heard from mates, shows the importance of communication though cos it sounds as if she didn't realise she was hurting ya.
My teeth stay well out the way "
Soft lips are the best. |
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Can't say I've ever had a bad one. Possibly the most erotic was after spending a rare night with an ex. I woke to the rather pleasant sensation of her lovely lips wrapped around me and fortunately had enough about me to rise to the occasion. Which of course led to a continuation of the previous nights activities! Result for both of us? I have to say she was rather sensational though.And is still here for those lucky enough to find her.
And I won't be giving directions! |
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"Curious...I've always hear from my male mates bout bad blow jobs, mostly teeth being scrapped, personally never had a complaint nor scrapped my teeth :p
Tell me your worst blowjob/handjob, m/f & why...
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0 to comment on this subject. I need to sample your blow job. |
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My only bad one when she started doing this odd role play stuff, it took all my focus not to laugh. It was like an American porn cliche and I just didn't get it. |
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Blowjobs do very little for me I’m afraid, they’re more like an edging technique to prevent me cumming and extend the fucking  I would love to meet a genuine ‘bj Queen’ 
No, I don’t want to find out men give the best blowjobs thanks 
The worst bj I had was from a woman with what I imagine was a broken/chipped tooth, who scratched my helmet, that certainly killed the moment....... |
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"Curious...I've always hear from my male mates bout bad blow jobs, mostly teeth being scrapped, personally never had a complaint nor scrapped my teeth :p
Tell me your worst blowjob/handjob, m/f & why...
Fi, some people like teeth! Perhaps a bit niche but those who like CBT tend to be OK with other forms of impact on their cock. Depends on the strength as well. I suppose it is like using finger nails when caressing the body - it can definitely feel too strong but it can also feel just right. "
I love teeth being used , nails and bitting also. Love writhing in pain during it, makes the orgasm far greater and more intense |
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"Too much teeth
Unnecessarily cock pulling
Stretching the foreskin to the ripping point
Oh yes forgot , squishing balls lol that hurts man "
I imagine they all do....though the ball thing, i know there is at least one guy on here who messages & asks to have his balls booted
bewilders me other than a it being pain fetish. |
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