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Heard this expression the other day when my mate was describing the girl he spent the night with. Disgusting I know but it still made me laugh.
Does anyone else have some equally disgustingly funny terms.  |
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"i usually use a cunt like a shotgun woundIs that the guy who described this poor woman's pussy in such an unfunny disgusting way ? I'd say !!!"
i would suggest it would be used to describe a fanny that is displayed in a way only a gyno should see.
funny how you think this discription is unfunny and disgusting, yet a stabbed dog is perfectly acceptable.
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"i usually use a cunt like a shotgun wound
btw, when i say i USE one, i dont mean i actively use a pussy described thusly lol.
i meant i usually say the saying."
I would hope not !! If your looking for an argument your barking up the wrong tree woof !!! Hate dogs ! |
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"i usually use a cunt like a shotgun wound
btw, when i say i USE one, i dont mean i actively use a pussy described thusly lol.
i meant i usually say the saying.I would hope not !! If your looking for an argument your barking up the wrong tree woof !!! Hate dogs !"
jesus, not at all. im a lover, not a fighter lol.
i re read it and thought that maybe you had got the wrong end of a shitty stick lol |
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"i usually use a cunt like a shotgun wound
btw, when i say i USE one, i dont mean i actively use a pussy described thusly lol.
i meant i usually say the saying.I would hope not !! If your looking for an argument your barking up the wrong tree woof !!! Hate dogs !
jesus, not at all. im a lover, not a fighter lol.
i re read it and thought that maybe you had got the wrong end of a shitty stick lol"
Let's put in the doggy shit bag and throw it up the biggest tree !!!
I got what they were saying just dislike the way the guy thought this was funny !! It's not ! It's disrespectful to woman's genitalia |
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"i usually use a cunt like a shotgun wound
btw, when i say i USE one, i dont mean i actively use a pussy described thusly lol.
i meant i usually say the saying.I would hope not !! If your looking for an argument your barking up the wrong tree woof !!! Hate dogs !
jesus, not at all. im a lover, not a fighter lol.
i re read it and thought that maybe you had got the wrong end of a shitty stick lolLet's put in the doggy shit bag and throw it up the biggest tree !!!
I got what they were saying just dislike the way the guy thought this was funny !! It's not ! It's disrespectful to woman's genitalia "
surely describing a womans fanny in any derogatory term is disrespectful to women?
ah jesus, some people are so prissy on these boards.
a badly packed kebab?
a stabbed dog?
a wizards sleeve?
all better ways to insult a woman?
duly noted ffs! |
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"i usually use a cunt like a shotgun wound
btw, when i say i USE one, i dont mean i actively use a pussy described thusly lol.
i meant i usually say the saying.I would hope not !! If your looking for an argument your barking up the wrong tree woof !!! Hate dogs !
jesus, not at all. im a lover, not a fighter lol.
i re read it and thought that maybe you had got the wrong end of a shitty stick lolLet's put in the doggy shit bag and throw it up the biggest tree !!!
I got what they were saying just dislike the way the guy thought this was funny !! It's not ! It's disrespectful to woman's genitalia
surely describing a womans fanny in any derogatory term is disrespectful to women?
ah jesus, some people are so prissy on these boards.
a badly packed kebab?
a stabbed dog?
a wizards sleeve?
all better ways to insult a woman?
duly noted ffs!"
Oh stop all those insults n come n bite me Cornish Pasty ! |
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"i usually use a cunt like a shotgun wound
btw, when i say i USE one, i dont mean i actively use a pussy described thusly lol.
i meant i usually say the saying.I would hope not !! If your looking for an argument your barking up the wrong tree woof !!! Hate dogs !
jesus, not at all. im a lover, not a fighter lol.
i re read it and thought that maybe you had got the wrong end of a shitty stick lolLet's put in the doggy shit bag and throw it up the biggest tree !!!
I got what they were saying just dislike the way the guy thought this was funny !! It's not ! It's disrespectful to woman's genitalia
surely describing a womans fanny in any derogatory term is disrespectful to women?
ah jesus, some people are so prissy on these boards.
a badly packed kebab?
a stabbed dog?
a wizards sleeve?
all better ways to insult a woman?
duly noted ffs!"
Put it to bed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i usually use a cunt like a shotgun wound
btw, when i say i USE one, i dont mean i actively use a pussy described thusly lol.
i meant i usually say the saying.I would hope not !! If your looking for an argument your barking up the wrong tree woof !!! Hate dogs !
jesus, not at all. im a lover, not a fighter lol.
i re read it and thought that maybe you had got the wrong end of a shitty stick lolLet's put in the doggy shit bag and throw it up the biggest tree !!!
I got what they were saying just dislike the way the guy thought this was funny !! It's not ! It's disrespectful to woman's genitalia
surely describing a womans fanny in any derogatory term is disrespectful to women?
ah jesus, some people are so prissy on these boards.
a badly packed kebab?
a stabbed dog?
a wizards sleeve?
all better ways to insult a woman?
duly noted ffs!
Oh stop all those insults n come n bite me Cornish Pasty !"
Agreed!!! Go on Granny start a new thread about cocks |
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"i usually use a cunt like a shotgun wound
btw, when i say i USE one, i dont mean i actively use a pussy described thusly lol.
i meant i usually say the saying.I would hope not !! If your looking for an argument your barking up the wrong tree woof !!! Hate dogs !
jesus, not at all. im a lover, not a fighter lol.
i re read it and thought that maybe you had got the wrong end of a shitty stick lolLet's put in the doggy shit bag and throw it up the biggest tree !!!
I got what they were saying just dislike the way the guy thought this was funny !! It's not ! It's disrespectful to woman's genitalia
surely describing a womans fanny in any derogatory term is disrespectful to women?
ah jesus, some people are so prissy on these boards.
a badly packed kebab?
a stabbed dog?
a wizards sleeve?
all better ways to insult a woman?
duly noted ffs!
Oh stop all those insults n come n bite me Cornish Pasty !"
would hate to see your lady parts, granny, if they have all the veg up the one end. lol |
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"Heard this expression the other day when my mate was describing the girl he spent the night with. Disgusting I know but it still made me laugh.
Does anyone else have some equally disgustingly funny terms. "
There are those like a paper cut mmmmmm 
Or there are those like a fighting dogs ear 
But which is best........there's only one way to find out........  R
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"i usually use a cunt like a shotgun wound
btw, when i say i USE one, i dont mean i actively use a pussy described thusly lol.
i meant i usually say the saying.I would hope not !! If your looking for an argument your barking up the wrong tree woof !!! Hate dogs !
jesus, not at all. im a lover, not a fighter lol.
i re read it and thought that maybe you had got the wrong end of a shitty stick lolLet's put in the doggy shit bag and throw it up the biggest tree !!!
I got what they were saying just dislike the way the guy thought this was funny !! It's not ! It's disrespectful to woman's genitalia
surely describing a womans fanny in any derogatory term is disrespectful to women?
ah jesus, some people are so prissy on these boards.
a badly packed kebab?
a stabbed dog?
a wizards sleeve?
all better ways to insult a woman?
duly noted ffs!
Oh stop all those insults n come n bite me Cornish Pasty !
would hate to see your lady parts, granny, if they have all the veg up the one end. lol"
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"i usually use a cunt like a shotgun wound
btw, when i say i USE one, i dont mean i actively use a pussy described thusly lol.
i meant i usually say the saying.I would hope not !! If your looking for an argument your barking up the wrong tree woof !!! Hate dogs !
jesus, not at all. im a lover, not a fighter lol.
i re read it and thought that maybe you had got the wrong end of a shitty stick lolLet's put in the doggy shit bag and throw it up the biggest tree !!!
I got what they were saying just dislike the way the guy thought this was funny !! It's not ! It's disrespectful to woman's genitalia
surely describing a womans fanny in any derogatory term is disrespectful to women?
ah jesus, some people are so prissy on these boards.
a badly packed kebab?
a stabbed dog?
a wizards sleeve?
all better ways to insult a woman?
duly noted ffs!
Oh stop all those insults n come n bite me Cornish Pasty !
would hate to see your lady parts, granny, if they have all the veg up the one end. lol
No Artfuldogger likes to move about a bit"
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"i usually use a cunt like a shotgun woundHave you considered cosmetic surgery for that affliction  "
i dont actually think i know anyone with one.
its more in reference to those that invite people to take a look at their tonsils from the back lol |
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Fanny like a burst couch was one I heard a bit back along with Cunt like a yawning Hippo. Now I have seen hippos yawn but fuck a cunt that size you would be able to get your head in.  |
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"i usually use a cunt like a shotgun wound
btw, when i say i USE one, i dont mean i actively use a pussy described thusly lol.
i meant i usually say the saying.I would hope not !! If your looking for an argument your barking up the wrong tree woof !!! Hate dogs !
jesus, not at all. im a lover, not a fighter lol.
i re read it and thought that maybe you had got the wrong end of a shitty stick lolLet's put in the doggy shit bag and throw it up the biggest tree !!!
I got what they were saying just dislike the way the guy thought this was funny !! It's not ! It's disrespectful to woman's genitalia
surely describing a womans fanny in any derogatory term is disrespectful to women?
ah jesus, some people are so prissy on these boards.
a badly packed kebab?
a stabbed dog?
a wizards sleeve?
all better ways to insult a woman?
duly noted ffs!
Oh stop all those insults n come n bite me Cornish Pasty !
would hate to see your lady parts, granny, if they have all the veg up the one end. lol
No Artfuldogger likes to move about a bit"
Stop flattering yourself granny, I wouldn't let a stray dog near you, you never know what it would catch off you. |
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Rather have a fanny like and exploded packet of ham then a cock like an old knobbly shitty stick
Bleegh some cocks r ugly too
I find it more about taste than appearance though some I wouldn't touch with a barge pole |
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