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Why don't I have any luck ?

By *ohjane OP Couple over a year ago

south staffs

I don't seem to have any luck on this site !

I invite young hot strong and virile men to my place for a steamy sweaty session chopping logs and cutting wood. Why is it that they politely decline or make up some excuse so they can't make it ?

Is it me or are they just afraid that I will prove better with the 8lb splitting axe then them ?

What am I doing wrong ? Please advise.

Jane x

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

To be honest taking a semi naked bike ride down to the woods with a man size teddy bear wearing a red thong is slightly disconcerting

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By *ohjane OP Couple over a year ago

south staffs

But . . . not an axe in sight !

Jane x

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Could be worse and be a chainsaw I guess

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By *ovedupstillCouple over a year ago

mullinwire

you send out mixed messages.

you messaged us and said make sure i turn up with my chopper in hand.

i didnt expect to be cutting wood.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dunno if this is a Tongue in cheek thread but if we were asked to come and chop wood think we would run a mile too ?

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By *ohjane OP Couple over a year ago

south staffs

"Could be worse and be a chainsaw I guess

I have one of those as well

J x

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

"Dunno if this is a Tongue in cheek thread but if we were asked to come and chop wood think we would run a mile too ?

I think it's a euphemism for shovelling coal

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Could be worse and be a chainsaw I guess

I have one of those as well

J x"

What do you plan on doing with all this chopped wood?

And what is big teds involvement?

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By *ohjane OP Couple over a year ago

south staffs

Wood is for burning, isn't it ?

Ted is a friend . . . .

Jane x

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