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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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On some threads people seem to say that this or that isn't swinging.... So what is?
Is it this??
Married couple meet married couple.
Hand shake. Polite snog for the women while the blokes watch.
Strip to lingerie while the blokes watch.
Women grope while going eww inside their heads as they are only being bi for the hubby's sake.
The blokes watch from opposite sides of the room with their hands down their pants.
Women have a quick lick while the blokes watch.
The wives swap husbands and shag on a fur rug by a roaring fire.
Blokes grunt and cum.
Women give a polite 'mmm' squeak.
Quick wipe down.
Hand shake.
Squealing tyres.
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"On some threads people seem to say that this or that isn't swinging.... So what is?
Is it this??
Married couple meet married couple.
Hand shake. Polite snog for the women while the blokes watch.
Strip to lingerie while the blokes watch.
Women grope while going eww inside their heads as they are only being bi for the hubby's sake.
The blokes watch from opposite sides of the room with their hands down their pants.
Women have a quick lick while the blokes watch.
The wives swap husbands and shag on a fur rug by a roaring fire.
Blokes grunt and cum.
Women give a polite 'mmm' squeak.
Quick wipe down.
Hand shake.
Squealing tyres.
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WELL SUMMED UP LOLOLOLOL  |
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"On some threads people seem to say that this or that isn't swinging.... So what is?
Is it this??
Married couple meet married couple.
Hand shake. Polite snog for the women while the blokes watch.
Strip to lingerie while the blokes watch.
Women grope while going eww inside their heads as they are only being bi for the hubby's sake.
The blokes watch from opposite sides of the room with their hands down their pants.
Women have a quick lick while the blokes watch.
The wives swap husbands and shag on a fur rug by a roaring fire.
Blokes grunt and cum.
Women give a polite 'mmm' squeak.
Quick wipe down.
Hand shake.
Squealing tyres.
"
You make it sound so romantic
Bunch of couples  in a converted warehouse with a mock bar and leather sofas stand around looking self conscious women wearing the latest Ann summers fashions while men wear gold chains shirts open to the waist drenched in paco rabanne
While single guys follow women around like lambs wih tongues and cocks hanging out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On some threads people seem to say that this or that isn't swinging.... So what is?
Is it this??
Married couple meet married couple.
Hand shake. Polite snog for the women while the blokes watch.
Strip to lingerie while the blokes watch.
Women grope while going eww inside their heads as they are only being bi for the hubby's sake.
The blokes watch from opposite sides of the room with their hands down their pants.
Women have a quick lick while the blokes watch.
The wives swap husbands and shag on a fur rug by a roaring fire.
Blokes grunt and cum.
Women give a polite 'mmm' squeak.
Quick wipe down.
Hand shake.
Squealing tyres.
You make it sound so romantic
Bunch of couples in a converted warehouse with a mock bar and leather sofas stand around looking self conscious women wearing the latest Ann summers fashions while men wear gold chains shirts open to the waist drenched in paco rabanne
While single guys follow women around like lambs wih tongues and cocks hanging out "
You've seen that 70's porn film too, Pablo? Been looking for it for ages - what's it called....? Ha ha!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No.....I got banned for contradicting Peter one night. But I was amused as you can't help but spot it from your "converted warehouse with leather sofas" remark. Just be careful Peter does not see that or you will join me on the banned list! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh I do hope not I think it's this:
1) Really knowing yourself and your
sexual desires.
2) Actively seeking to fulfil your
sexual desires.
3) Feeling confident enough to maintain
your hard and soft boundaries.
3) Involving your partner if you have
one and helping them to acheive the
above within thier own boundaries.
4) Socialising, having fun with like
minded people.
5) Maintaining respect for playmates
male and female.
6) Not feeling guilty any more about
your sexual appetite and desires.
AND SHOULD INCLUDE:
6) Doing all of the above with due care
and attention to your own and others
health, safety and wellbeing.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was so disappointed when I learned it didn't involve chandeliers.
By the time I found out it didn't, I had already bought the chandelier and an Errol Flynn costume ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh I do hope not I think it's this:
1) Really knowing yourself and your
sexual desires.
2) Actively seeking to fulfil your
sexual desires.
3) Feeling confident enough to maintain
your hard and soft boundaries.
3) Involving your partner if you have
one and helping them to acheive the
above within thier own boundaries.
4) Socialising, having fun with like
minded people.
5) Maintaining respect for playmates
male and female.
6) Not feeling guilty any more about
your sexual appetite and desires.
AND SHOULD INCLUDE:
6) Doing all of the above with due care
and attention to your own and others
health, safety and wellbeing.
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Absolutely amazing summary of the lifestyle!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was so disappointed when I learned it didn't involve chandeliers.
By the time I found out it didn't, I had already bought the chandelier and an Errol Flynn costume !"
Who is Errol Flynn? Must be before my time.
Darn well I'm no wiser. Off to buy a shaggy bear rug..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was so disappointed when I learned it didn't involve chandeliers.
By the time I found out it didn't, I had already bought the chandelier and an Errol Flynn costume !
Who is Errol Flynn? Must be before my time.
Darn well I'm no wiser. Off to buy a shaggy bear rug....."
I still have the outfit if you want to find out
The chandelier is currently on ebay - funnily enough as a joint lot with a shaggy bear rug
I could cut you a deal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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going off subject (sorry)
I wonder what shagging Errol Flynn would have been like (yes peeps, i mean when he was alive!!! younger in films) 
He'd have made a brilliant swinger!! hmmmm;-) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was so disappointed when I learned it didn't involve chandeliers.
By the time I found out it didn't, I had already bought the chandelier and an Errol Flynn costume !
Who is Errol Flynn? Must be before my time.
Darn well I'm no wiser. Off to buy a shaggy bear rug.....
I still have the outfit if you want to find out
The chandelier is currently on ebay - funnily enough as a joint lot with a shaggy bear rug
I could cut you a deal "
I have checked out your profile. No mention of this Errol bloke. Pffft I bet he never left his clothes at your place at all. 
A deal sounds good, it's payday after all. Where do I sign up?! And does it include a Swinging membership card, cheque book and pen? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well when i started swinging, i was waiting for the fishbowl with carkeys in there!
Bet the goldfish was glad that idea was scrapped"
We use tractor keys in an empty beer box oop norf. |
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"Well when i started swinging, i was waiting for the fishbowl with carkeys in there!
Bet the goldfish was glad that idea was scrapped
We use tractor keys in an empty beer box oop norf."
This is true, though last night it was taken a bit far with all the tractors converging on 3 sites and there was defiantely a shortage of ladies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On some threads people seem to say that this or that isn't swinging.... So what is?
Is it this??
Married couple meet married couple.
Hand shake. Polite snog for the women while the blokes watch.
Strip to lingerie while the blokes watch.
Women grope while going eww inside their heads as they are only being bi for the hubby's sake.
The blokes watch from opposite sides of the room with their hands down their pants.
Women have a quick lick while the blokes watch.
The wives swap husbands and shag on a fur rug by a roaring fire.
Blokes grunt and cum.
Women give a polite 'mmm' squeak.
Quick wipe down.
Hand shake.
Squealing tyres.
"
sounds like a good meet to us... we have had worse  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"Well when i started swinging, i was waiting for the fishbowl with carkeys in there!
Bet the goldfish was glad that idea was scrapped
We use tractor keys in an empty beer box oop norf.
This is true, though last night it was taken a bit far with all the tractors converging on 3 sites and there was defiantely a shortage of ladies."
There's never a shortage of ladies when Dolly and Baaaabara are in the next field |
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"going off subject (sorry)
I wonder what shagging Errol Flynn would have been like (yes peeps, i mean when he was alive!!! younger in films)
He'd have made a brilliant swinger!! hmmmm;-)"
actually your not far off the mark errol was a bi sexual and his parties at his estate were legendary regulars included sir david niven dirk bogard and lots of other nice chappies xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"going off subject (sorry)
I wonder what shagging Errol Flynn would have been like (yes peeps, i mean when he was alive!!! younger in films)
He'd have made a brilliant swinger!! hmmmm;-)actually your not far off the mark errol was a bi sexual and his parties at his estate were legendary regulars included sir david niven dirk bogard and lots of other nice chappies xx"
Now thats what i call a good gangbang! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"going off subject (sorry)
I wonder what shagging Errol Flynn would have been like (yes peeps, i mean when he was alive!!! younger in films)
He'd have made a brilliant swinger!! hmmmm;-)actually your not far off the mark errol was a bi sexual and his parties at his estate were legendary regulars included sir david niven dirk bogard and lots of other nice chappies xx
Now thats what i call a good gangbang! "
But did he have 'bi' on his Fab profile.........
*cue scary Twilight Zone music*
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