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"Went back to the hottest female I have ever laid my eyes on house and every thing was going amazing she got undressed and her body was insane we started messing about and I'm thinking how have I managed this, it was like some one along the lines of Jennifer Lawrence taking me home she was that stunning any way she started giving me a blow job and it was like someone running a cheese grater down my cock she was pure teeth I tried to push her away this only seemed to encourage her eventually I stopped her and my cock was butched actualy had blood on my bell end!!!! Cut along story short managed to have very stingy sex with her wasn't missing out on that with some one like her....turned out only reason she took me home was to try and make her ex jelaus lol. " Double ouch | |||
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"Mine was a meet from Fab , he lasted about 7 minutes including foreplay and there was no second helping . It then transpired a few days later that he had lied about his location in order to meet . My profile usually states that I am only looking to meet localish people . His location moved to a couple hours away from me the day after we met . "Can't stand liers I had a meet with a female who's location kept changing and a week after our meet announced on her profile she was married and needed to be discreet yet was telling me how she was happily single | |||
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"Mine was a meet from Fab , he lasted about 7 minutes including foreplay and there was no second helping . It then transpired a few days later that he had lied about his location in order to meet . My profile usually states that I am only looking to meet localish people . His location moved to a couple hours away from me the day after we met .
Can't stand liers I had a meet with a female who's location kept changing and a week after our meet announced on her profile she was married and needed to be discreet yet was telling me how she was happily single "These happen a lot sadly and as someone who doesnt like interacting with those playing without permission, it annoys me when they lie. Plenty of people like this, so go to them. Dont involve me | |||
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"Met a straight guy for his first time experience. Started sucking him off and he cummed within 30 seconds "Did he get it back up for round 2? | |||
"Met a straight guy for his first time experience. Started sucking him off and he cummed within 30 seconds "take it as a compliment. | |||
"Met a straight guy for his first time experience. Started sucking him off and he cummed within 30 seconds
Did he get it back up for round 2?"Nope, spent 3 hours getting prepped and ready. Tis why I won't meet straight or first timers anymore   | |||
"Met a straight guy for his first time experience. Started sucking him off and he cummed within 30 seconds take it as a compliment."Thank you | |||
"Met a straight guy for his first time experience. Started sucking him off and he cummed within 30 seconds "I had a guy cum as I unzipped his trousers once  | |||
"Met a straight guy for his first time experience. Started sucking him off and he cummed within 30 seconds
I had a guy cum as I unzipped his trousers once "must have been some seriously hot unzipping  | |||
"Met a straight guy for his first time experience. Started sucking him off and he cummed within 30 seconds
I had a guy cum as I unzipped his trousers once "Might have been the same guy  | |||
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"Met a straight guy for his first time experience. Started sucking him off and he cummed within 30 seconds
I had a guy cum as I unzipped his trousers once
must have been some seriously hot unzipping "I think it was the enormity of the situation , his place of work toilets | |||
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"30 years with my husband. I didn't realise until I left him "Made me laugh out loud | |||
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"30 years with my husband. I didn't realise until I left him "4.5 years with my ex. He usually lasted no more than 10 minutes and never got me off. | |||
"30 years with my husband. I didn't realise until I left him
4.5 years with my ex.
He usually lasted no more than 10 minutes and never got me off. "4.5 years!! | |||
"30 years with my husband. I didn't realise until I left him " | |||
We returned home laughing all the way. | |||
If she was a product, I would have complained to the ombudsman for false advertising LOL! | |||
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"Met a beautiful girl from a dating site.... She was perfect in every way.... Drop dead gorgeous and left me speechless at dinner...... She actually gave me butterflies and made me feel nervous..... I bring her back to my place and I didn’t want to have sex with her..... I was just cool with drinking and having a laugh..... But we started fooling around and I decided to give her oral sex..... Let’s just say her vagina had more beef than a butcher shop..... To this day , I have nightmares about this....." that’s the women of my dreams love massive pussy lips ! | |||
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"Met a beautiful girl from a dating site.... She was perfect in every way.... Drop dead gorgeous and left me speechless at dinner...... She actually gave me butterflies and made me feel nervous..... I bring her back to my place and I didn’t want to have sex with her..... I was just cool with drinking and having a laugh..... But we started fooling around and I decided to give her oral sex..... Let’s just say her vagina had more beef than a butcher shop..... To this day , I have nightmares about this..... that’s the women of my dreams love massive pussy lips !" If you’re ever in NYC, I’ll give you her Instagram | |||
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"30 years with my husband. I didn't realise until I left him
4.5 years with my ex.
He usually lasted no more than 10 minutes and never got me off. "You didn't communicate this to him in the 4.5 years? At some level we all have to take responsibility for our own orgasms. | |||
"First was a woman wanked me so hard she ripped my banjo string . " I've had this - didn't notice straight away ..only when the blood started flowing ...then came the pain; oh lawdy - some pain it was. The itching as it healed was pretty bad too. Ha Bad hand jobs aren't uncommon in my experience actually. | |||
"Whats your most disappointing sexual experience. No naming and shaming. Mine is. An ex bf, we dated and took the time to get to know each other before becoming intimate. He kept telling me over and over how worried he was cos he was very big and has struggled in the past many times. Naturally, i was curious. Time went by and we eventually got to the time... Lets just say, my pinkie is bigger, thicker too... "Mines really easy. I managed to get a meet with a lovely couple, really lovely, and she was sexy as hell.beaitiful home, beautiful lingerie... A bit of a massage to break the ice followed by... Whatever happens naturally. Which was Mr floppy.. And no amount of oral and touch was going to make up for no fucking. Still... They were most understanding and invited me back... When the same happened again... First and second time for everything apparently. Never happened before or since. My humblest of apologies. Guess the stunning lady intimidated me. | |||
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"30 years with my husband. I didn't realise until I left him
4.5 years with my ex.
He usually lasted no more than 10 minutes and never got me off. "10 whole minutes! lucky you lol | |||
"30 years with my husband. I didn't realise until I left him
4.5 years with my ex.
He usually lasted no more than 10 minutes and never got me off.
You didn't communicate this to him in the 4.5 years? At some level we all have to take responsibility for our own orgasms. "Some men don't think it's their responsibility to please us women. | |||
"30 years with my husband. I didn't realise until I left him " | |||
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"Met a straight guy for his first time experience. Started sucking him off and he cummed within 30 seconds
I had a guy cum as I unzipped his trousers once "Jesus your good x  | |||
"30 years with my husband. I didn't realise until I left him
4.5 years with my ex.
He usually lasted no more than 10 minutes and never got me off.
You didn't communicate this to him in the 4.5 years? At some level we all have to take responsibility for our own orgasms.
Some men don't think it's their responsibility to please us women.
"The point I was making is that the 'responsibility' rests with both parties - not just on the part of the man. The key to a healthy sex life, in my opinion, and encounters that both parties enjoy, is communication. We're not mind readers and everybody is different. If a female (or male for that matter) chooses not to communicate to their partner what gets them off, or that the partner is not getting them off, or even fakes getting off, then it feels like that party is at least partly to blame for their inability to get off. In other words, there is a good level of responsibility that rest at her/his door - particularly after 4.5 years of rubbish sex.  | |||
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"A professional rugby league player, worst sex known to man!! "Oh I had fantastic experiences with one | |||
"30 years with my husband. I didn't realise until I left him
4.5 years with my ex.
He usually lasted no more than 10 minutes and never got me off. "That sounds like 4.5 years wasted your profile is sexy as fuck | |||
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"Mine was a meet from Fab , he lasted about 7 minutes including foreplay and there was no second helping . It then transpired a few days later that he had lied about his location in order to meet . My profile usually states that I am only looking to meet localish people . His location moved to a couple hours away from me the day after we met . "Are you sure that’s not out of embarrassment from such a poor performance that it was just easier to move? | |||
"Mine was a meet from Fab , he lasted about 7 minutes including foreplay and there was no second helping . It then transpired a few days later that he had lied about his location in order to meet . My profile usually states that I am only looking to meet localish people . His location moved to a couple hours away from me the day after we met . "I’ve viewed your profile pics....I think he did damn well to last 7 mins...I’d have blown within 3 I reckon.....oh...oh..aghhh...I just came! | |||
"Met a straight guy for his first time experience. Started sucking him off and he cummed within 30 seconds "You got that far? I got on my knees, unzipped him and then felt something hit my chest Yup, game over Didn't even touch him Fuck, I'm good | |||
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"Mine was a meet from Fab , he lasted about 7 minutes including foreplay and there was no second helping . It then transpired a few days later that he had lied about his location in order to meet . My profile usually states that I am only looking to meet localish people . His location moved to a couple hours away from me the day after we met .
I’ve viewed your profile pics....I think he did damn well to last 7 mins...I’d have blown within 3 I reckon.....oh...oh..aghhh...I just came!". Very smooth | |||
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"Had a meet a couple of years a ago with a lady I met here. She was pretty d*unk when she arrived. Ended up falling a sleep and snoring very loudly. I had to sleep on the couch "Lol... that just made my day
Sorry... can't stop laughing | |||
"Pictures looked stunning. When I got there it was obvious they were 30 yr ago. I was horny so fucked anyway. Shameful...... "Haha ..we've all been there buddy. Online is very 2 dimensional. We all show our best pics, I suspect. Social meets are invaluable. | |||
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"I met a very sexy 27 Yr old lady early last year, we'd met before in a club. Anyway I picked her up went to her house had a lovely chat flirting etc. Went to the bedroom and started which then felt cold, we stopped part way as it wasn't working. Started again after a cuddle brought her off then she said she was to tired to do anything else!. So that was that! "Oh dear My most disappointing sexual meet was no guys sexy enough to have fun with at a party in Blackpool. Left feeling very disappointed. | |||
"I met a very sexy 27 Yr old lady early last year, we'd met before in a club. Anyway I picked her up went to her house had a lovely chat flirting etc. Went to the bedroom and started which then felt cold, we stopped part way as it wasn't working. Started again after a cuddle brought her off then she said she was to tired to do anything else!. So that was that!
Oh dear My most disappointing sexual meet was no guys sexy enough to have fun with at a party in Blackpool. Left feeling very disappointed."Oh I thought you had played at that? I didn’t play with anyone either | |||
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"I met a very sexy 27 Yr old lady early last year, we'd met before in a club. Anyway I picked her up went to her house had a lovely chat flirting etc. Went to the bedroom and started which then felt cold, we stopped part way as it wasn't working. Started again after a cuddle brought her off then she said she was to tired to do anything else!. So that was that!
Oh dear My most disappointing sexual meet was no guys sexy enough to have fun with at a party in Blackpool. Left feeling very disappointed.
Oh I thought you had played at that? I didn’t play with anyone either "Half hearted attempted at ‘play’ just to please my friend but the guy decided to run his scaly horrible hard skinned feet up my expensive stockings. Called a halt before it went any further......such a turn off..... | |||
"30 years with my husband. I didn't realise until I left him
4.5 years with my ex.
He usually lasted no more than 10 minutes and never got me off.
You didn't communicate this to him in the 4.5 years? At some level we all have to take responsibility for our own orgasms.
Some men don't think it's their responsibility to please us women.
The point I was making is that the 'responsibility' rests with both parties - not just on the part of the man. The key to a healthy sex life, in my opinion, and encounters that both parties enjoy, is communication. We're not mind readers and everybody is different.
If a female (or male for that matter) chooses not to communicate to their partner what gets them off, or that the partner is not getting them off, or even fakes getting off, then it feels like that party is at least partly to blame for their inability to get off. In other words, there is a good level of responsibility that rest at her/his door - particularly after 4.5 years of rubbish sex. "My husband new what I liked but chose to not do it. You can't force someone. | |||
"Basically don't fuck anyone who looks gorgeous and don't get married or you'll have shit sex. Oh and take some plasters and some painkillers just in case. And everyone boasting is probably talking shit. " My exwife was a stunner but no matter what i tried she was useless at sex. Just goes to show looks do not mean good sex! | |||
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"Met a straight guy for his first time experience. Started sucking him off and he cummed within 30 seconds
I had a guy cum as I unzipped his trousers once "Wow, I thought the 3 second guy I met was bad enough! Lol | |||
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"Met a guy off a dating site. Hot af. After a few dates we got playing. He gave me really good oral and I decided to return the favour. As I undid his belt and pulled down his jeans he moaned out loud. He had grey boxers on that now had a distinct wet sticky patch. He quickly pulled up his jeans and left. He blocked me which was disappointing as I'd have given him a second go... "Precum? | |||
"Met a guy off a dating site. Hot af. After a few dates we got playing. He gave me really good oral and I decided to return the favour. As I undid his belt and pulled down his jeans he moaned out loud. He had grey boxers on that now had a distinct wet sticky patch. He quickly pulled up his jeans and left. He blocked me which was disappointing as I'd have given him a second go...
Precum? "Full cum lol he'd finished before Id even got it out..... | |||
"I met a very sexy 27 Yr old lady early last year, we'd met before in a club. Anyway I picked her up went to her house had a lovely chat flirting etc. Went to the bedroom and started which then felt cold, we stopped part way as it wasn't working. Started again after a cuddle brought her off then she said she was to tired to do anything else!. So that was that!
Oh dear My most disappointing sexual meet was no guys sexy enough to have fun with at a party in Blackpool. Left feeling very disappointed.
Oh I thought you had played at that? I didn’t play with anyone either
Half hearted attempted at ‘play’ just to please my friend but the guy decided to run his scaly horrible hard skinned feet up my expensive stockings. Called a halt before it went any further......such a turn off..... "Oh I think I know who that was!! It was a strange party... Could you pm me please.... | |||
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"Met a guy off a dating site. Hot af. After a few dates we got playing. He gave me really good oral and I decided to return the favour. As I undid his belt and pulled down his jeans he moaned out loud. He had grey boxers on that now had a distinct wet sticky patch. He quickly pulled up his jeans and left. He blocked me which was disappointing as I'd have given him a second go...
Precum?
Full cum lol he'd finished before Id even got it out..... "Oh, I'd take that as a compliment  | |||
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"Met a married older women in my 30s all was going well with great foreplay and she sat on me and starting riding me which was also great until she farted .... it smelt and I went very limp .. " Yeah I'm sorry about that, bloody Brussels | |||
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 what a let down . Had to go unfortunately | |||
"Met a really fit guy had a good evening and a laugh then the kiss what a let down . Had to go unfortunately "That is disappointing | |||
"Met a really fit guy had a good evening and a laugh then the kiss what a let down . Had to go unfortunately
That is disappointing "Was devastated | |||
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"I fell asleep once whilst receiving a BJ. Yes I was tired and yes she was just not very good.... " Wow bet she felt great | |||
"I fell asleep once whilst receiving a BJ. Yes I was tired and yes she was just not very good.... " Tiredness and sex really don’t work...... | |||
"Whats your most disappointing sexual experience. No naming and shaming. Mine is. An ex bf, we dated and took the time to get to know each other before becoming intimate. He kept telling me over and over how worried he was cos he was very big and has struggled in the past many times. Naturally, i was curious. Time went by and we eventually got to the time... Lets just say, my pinkie is bigger, thicker too... "Lmao!!! Was he seriously convinced ? | |||
"Met a guy off a dating site. Hot af. After a few dates we got playing. He gave me really good oral and I decided to return the favour. As I undid his belt and pulled down his jeans he moaned out loud. He had grey boxers on that now had a distinct wet sticky patch. He quickly pulled up his jeans and left. He blocked me which was disappointing as I'd have given him a second go...
Precum?
Full cum lol he'd finished before Id even got it out.....
Oh, I'd take that as a compliment "Normally I would but never actually touched him | |||
