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Just want to get a few pet peeves out there!
1. "hi, read your profile" you clearly didn't read as you would have known what to put in the subject box and known that I don't reply to people with no pics!!!!!
2. "can accommodate" I only reply to people who can as I can't, and after a while of chatting you go to arrange something and they then tell you that they can't accommodate either!!
3. The ratio of 75% (maybe more) morons (usually single 18year old boys who dont know what to do with there hardons) to 25% genuine people on this site!!!!!
Forgive me if I have the percentages wrong, I'm just going off what iv experienced so far!
4. When you change your filters to allow all men to message you because there are genuine single males on here too and I don't want to block them from messaging me as I could get a good meet out of it but instead get ridiculous amounts of morons messaging me stupid one liners instead!
5. Idiots in general really.
Now I haven't put this here to start a big debate or arguement, iv just had a bad 'online' day today!
Possibly won't get any replies either but at least iv put it down in writing and got something off my chest!
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"i know what mean and have a break.
i am at mo ive hidden my profile.
i "
Ahh if I have a break I miss the opportunity for meets, and while I'm off work what could be better than lots of meets
Catch 22 :/ lol
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"yep,,tell them to count to 20 and try to find you lol"
Iv started replying with "jog on" or "obviously you cannot read" Then blocking them!
Seriously how can people think that by messaging me saying, and I quote "nice pussy babe" make them think they would ever be in with a chance of getting a meet?!  |
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"yep,,tell them to count to 20 and try to find you lol
Iv started replying with "jog on" or "obviously you cannot read" Then blocking them!
Seriously how can people think that by messaging me saying, and I quote "nice pussy babe" make them think they would ever be in with a chance of getting a meet?! "
Now see I could tell you were a far classier lady than that.
You would never react positively to such vulgarity !
You do have a most beautiful vaginal area though. It has filled me with considerable joy my good lady.
What time are we meeting ? |
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"yep,,tell them to count to 20 and try to find you lol
Iv started replying with "jog on" or "obviously you cannot read" Then blocking them!
Seriously how can people think that by messaging me saying, and I quote "nice pussy babe" make them think they would ever be in with a chance of getting a meet?!
Now see I could tell you were a far classier lady than that.
You would never react positively to such vulgarity !
You do have a most beautiful vaginal area though. It has filled me with considerable joy my good lady.
What time are we meeting ? "
Thank you for the lovely compliment 
Just read your profile, it had me in stitches! |
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"yep,,tell them to count to 20 and try to find you lol
Iv started replying with "jog on" or "obviously you cannot read" Then blocking them!
Seriously how can people think that by messaging me saying, and I quote "nice pussy babe" make them think they would ever be in with a chance of getting a meet?!
Now see I could tell you were a far classier lady than that.
You would never react positively to such vulgarity !
You do have a most beautiful vaginal area though. It has filled me with considerable joy my good lady.
What time are we meeting ?
Thank you for the lovely compliment
Just read your profile, it had me in stitches! "
well there ya go you see
you're smiling now
that means 1 less prozac on your tea |
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"yep,,tell them to count to 20 and try to find you lol
Iv started replying with "jog on" or "obviously you cannot read" Then blocking them!
Seriously how can people think that by messaging me saying, and I quote "nice pussy babe" make them think they would ever be in with a chance of getting a meet?!
Now see I could tell you were a far classier lady than that.
You would never react positively to such vulgarity !
You do have a most beautiful vaginal area though. It has filled me with considerable joy my good lady.
What time are we meeting ?
Thank you for the lovely compliment
Just read your profile, it had me in stitches!
well there ya go you see
you're smiling now
that means 1 less prozac on your tea "
Pondering how long it will be before I find a genuine nice respectful guy/couple to meet with who don't mess about and cancel meets and/or speak to you act interested just to disappear in Narnia without any explanation!
I need to harden myself up on here I think! |
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"I log off frequently and have a lady play
I find that helps out a lot  "
Funny that
I log of frequently and think about a lady play
That just makes things worse |
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"I log off frequently and have a lady play
I find that helps out a lot "
Lady playing usually leads to me wanting man play a lot more 
Don't get me wrong sometimes it's nice to whip the rabbit out but I prefer sex to masturbation |
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"yep,,tell them to count to 20 and try to find you lol
Iv started replying with "jog on" or "obviously you cannot read" Then blocking them!
Seriously how can people think that by messaging me saying, and I quote "nice pussy babe" make them think they would ever be in with a chance of getting a meet?!
Now see I could tell you were a far classier lady than that.
You would never react positively to such vulgarity !
You do have a most beautiful vaginal area though. It has filled me with considerable joy my good lady.
What time are we meeting ? "
A man with 8 cock shots is a man with 8 cock shots ... |
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"yep,,tell them to count to 20 and try to find you lol
Iv started replying with "jog on" or "obviously you cannot read" Then blocking them!
Seriously how can people think that by messaging me saying, and I quote "nice pussy babe" make them think they would ever be in with a chance of getting a meet?!
Now see I could tell you were a far classier lady than that.
You would never react positively to such vulgarity !
You do have a most beautiful vaginal area though. It has filled me with considerable joy my good lady.
What time are we meeting ?
A man with 8 cock shots is a man with 8 cock shots ... "
I do not have any public cock shots on display
I have enough there already to put people off without bringing that into it too ! |
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"Just want to get a few pet peeves out there!
1. "hi, read your profile" you clearly didn't read as you would have known what to put in the subject box and known that I don't reply to people with no pics!!!!!
2. "can accommodate" I only reply to people who can as I can't, and after a while of chatting you go to arrange something and they then tell you that they can't accommodate either!!
3. The ratio of 75% (maybe more) morons (usually single 18year old boys who dont know what to do with there hardons) to 25% genuine people on this site!!!!!
Forgive me if I have the percentages wrong, I'm just going off what iv experienced so far!
4. When you change your filters to allow all men to message you because there are genuine single males on here too and I don't want to block them from messaging me as I could get a good meet out of it but instead get ridiculous amounts of morons messaging me stupid one liners instead!
5. Idiots in general really.
Now I haven't put this here to start a big debate or arguement, iv just had a bad 'online' day today!
Possibly won't get any replies either but at least iv put it down in writing and got something off my chest!
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1. Block people without pics.
2. Delete non acommodaters
3. If they are really morons what do you expect ?
4. If they are really morons what do you expect ?
5. If they really are idiots what do you expect ?
Deep breath
Join MensaFuck.com
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"yep,,tell them to count to 20 and try to find you lol
Iv started replying with "jog on" or "obviously you cannot read" Then blocking them!
Seriously how can people think that by messaging me saying, and I quote "nice pussy babe" make them think they would ever be in with a chance of getting a meet?!
Now see I could tell you were a far classier lady than that.
You would never react positively to such vulgarity !
You do have a most beautiful vaginal area though. It has filled me with considerable joy my good lady.
What time are we meeting ?
A man with 8 cock shots is a man with 8 cock shots ...
I do not have any public cock shots on display
I have enough there already to put people off without bringing that into it too !"
I don't recall saying YOU had any cock shots at all |
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"yep,,tell them to count to 20 and try to find you lol
Iv started replying with "jog on" or "obviously you cannot read" Then blocking them!
Seriously how can people think that by messaging me saying, and I quote "nice pussy babe" make them think they would ever be in with a chance of getting a meet?!
Now see I could tell you were a far classier lady than that.
You would never react positively to such vulgarity !
You do have a most beautiful vaginal area though. It has filled me with considerable joy my good lady.
What time are we meeting ?
A man with 8 cock shots is a man with 8 cock shots ...
I do not have any public cock shots on display
I have enough there already to put people off without bringing that into it too !
I don't recall saying YOU had any cock shots at all "
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Its terrible when people lie.
Just this morning I discussed the same thing with Lord Lucan as we rode Shergar and Red Rum to have morning tea with the Queen. |
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There are decent people out there. I know, I met one.
As for the rest...... 
Hope you feel better for the rant. It made me smile but that's cos I just woke up. All that drives me mad too!! |
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Just looked at your profile.....
just a thought, do you think it would be easier for the 'morons' if your profile was shorter and snappier for their ickle brains to read??
Bless em, more than a few lines on a profile, and they switch off.
Concentration of knats!! 
Again, only a suggestion! |
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"Just want to get a few pet peeves out there!
1. "hi, read your profile" you clearly didn't read as you would have known what to put in the subject box and known that I don't reply to people with no pics!!!!!
2. "can accommodate" I only reply to people who can as I can't, and after a while of chatting you go to arrange something and they then tell you that they can't accommodate either!!
3. The ratio of 75% (maybe more) morons (usually single 18year old boys who dont know what to do with there hardons) to 25% genuine people on this site!!!!!
Forgive me if I have the percentages wrong, I'm just going off what iv experienced so far!
4. When you change your filters to allow all men to message you because there are genuine single males on here too and I don't want to block them from messaging me as I could get a good meet out of it but instead get ridiculous amounts of morons messaging me stupid one liners instead!
5. Idiots in general really.
Now I haven't put this here to start a big debate or arguement, iv just had a bad 'online' day today!
Possibly won't get any replies either but at least iv put it down in writing and got something off my chest!
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I believe that the idiots in question rely on "carpet bombing" most potential meets with the same old shit copy-and-paste email (although it wouldn't work very often so why they don't change their approach is beyond me) so many women and couples receive most of their emails from these merchants. Therefore its a mistaken assumption that these clowns make up most of the male populace of fabswingers.
All I'd do if I were you and really fed up to the back teeth of trawling through the shite in your inbox to unearth a gem is block single guys and flip the game plan so that you're the one sending out emails to the guys that interest you instead? Its not hard to be imaginative in your emails, and the only mails in your inbox will be replies to your messages from guys you like the look of as the rest can't contact you. Result! |
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"Funnily enough I have a similar low tolerance threshold for irascible, ranting females who fill their profiles with nothing but negativity and snarling aggression, each to their own I guess."
Negativity and snarling aggression?!
Is that because I'm clear about what I want and I'm straight to the point and you don't like it?
And I think you would be irascible if you received a stupidly high volume of messages from morons too!
Not got anything nice to say then don't say anything at all! Thanks! |
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"Funnily enough I have a similar low tolerance threshold for irascible, ranting females who fill their profiles with nothing but negativity and snarling aggression, each to their own I guess.
Negativity and snarling aggression?!
Is that because I'm clear about what I want and I'm straight to the point and you don't like it?
And I think you would be irascible if you received a stupidly high volume of messages from morons too!
Not got anything nice to say then don't say anything at all! Thanks!"
But you needn't be irascible at all good lady.
Rather than spending your time tutting, mass deleting and getting more worked up over the clumsy attentions of the bell-end faction, by blocking and YOU being the one doing the contacting you will be spending your time instead dreaming up imaginative, seductive messages to write to the guys that take your fancy tailor-made to suit them. Much more enjoyable! And your inbox will be a joy to read. True you will get some messages unreplied to by a few and some replies in your inbox saying you are not their type as no one is for everyone, but rejection will be a piece of piss to handle when weighed up against the pleasure of receiving many emails from guys who ARE your type that lead on to pleasurable encounters indeed...
Over half my meets now are with ladies or couples who make the first contact so this method certainly works...give it a try and see what blissful results it produces for you Madam... |
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"Its terrible when people lie.
Just this morning I discussed the same thing with Lord Lucan as we rode Shergar and Red Rum to have morning tea with the Queen.
How was the queen? "
In the same boat as yourself, no decent folks to have a bit of fun with and Phillip keeps posting too many cock shots on his profile and moans when he doesn't get any replies. |
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We agree with you angeldevil...re the not putting the keyword as a message title.
We get a lot of messages, some from morons...we just delete them. Majority are not though
Re a long profile, ours is too!
And at the end of the day if people haven't got the interest to read all of your profile to see what you are like, they can jog on!
We have been lucky to find some genuine people, just a case of ignoring the rest
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"We agree with you angeldevil...re the not putting the keyword as a message title.
We get a lot of messages, some from morons...we just delete them. Majority are not though
Re a long profile, ours is too!
And at the end of the day if people haven't got the interest to read all of your profile to see what you are like, they can jog on!
We have been lucky to find some genuine people, just a case of ignoring the rest
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Thanks for the positive comments! I'm sure plenty of nice, reliable, respectable and lovely people will come across my path eventually just a case of ing the others out!
I will carry on my mission to find them!
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stick with it, maybe when people join they should be told upfront that they will 'come across' (ooh err missus) lots of chancers..
it goes with the territory sadly, same as on pay sites..
there are some lovely folk out there.. |
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"We agree with you angeldevil...re the not putting the keyword as a message title.
We get a lot of messages, some from morons...we just delete them. Majority are not though
Re a long profile, ours is too!
And at the end of the day if people haven't got the interest to read all of your profile to see what you are like, they can jog on!
We have been lucky to find some genuine people, just a case of ignoring the rest
Thanks for the positive comments! I'm sure plenty of nice, reliable, respectable and lovely people will come across my path eventually just a case of ing the others out!
I will carry on my mission to find them!
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They will for sure
Have you tried going to a club? |
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"stick with it, maybe when people join they should be told upfront that they will 'come across' (ooh err missus) lots of chancers..
it goes with the territory sadly, same as on pay sites..
there are some lovely folk out there.."
I'll hang on in there
I have encountered a lot of nice people, just yesterday my door seemed to be wide open to the chancers and every message was near identical and it got to me!
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"We agree with you angeldevil...re the not putting the keyword as a message title.
We get a lot of messages, some from morons...we just delete them. Majority are not though
Re a long profile, ours is too!
And at the end of the day if people haven't got the interest to read all of your profile to see what you are like, they can jog on!
We have been lucky to find some genuine people, just a case of ignoring the rest
Thanks for the positive comments! I'm sure plenty of nice, reliable, respectable and lovely people will come across my path eventually just a case of ing the others out!
I will carry on my mission to find them!
They will for sure
Have you tried going to a club?"
I went to a club with my ex down in London which is basically why I'm on here because I realised I enjoyed it so much! Since we split I thought why not give it a go better than not having a go!
I would love to attempt a club alone but I don't think I'd be able to go it alone! Such a wimp lol that's what I'm half looking for on here someone who I can build trust with really get on with and go to clubs with, iv been recommended a few and I'm dying to try!
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"I think Wales must be the best swinging area as I have had many meets and never ever been let down, I have lots of filters in place and generally seem to get decent real folk messaging me. Now either I'm very lucky or us welsh r just the best hehehehehe xxxxx
Now where's that bit of wood I need to touch to keep my good luck 
M was born in Wales! So that must be it...I am Scottish...which must be lucky as well  "
I met a lovely Scottish guy on Monday Mmm he was lovely |
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"We agree with you angeldevil...re the not putting the keyword as a message title.
We get a lot of messages, some from morons...we just delete them. Majority are not though
Re a long profile, ours is too!
And at the end of the day if people haven't got the interest to read all of your profile to see what you are like, they can jog on!
We have been lucky to find some genuine people, just a case of ignoring the rest
Thanks for the positive comments! I'm sure plenty of nice, reliable, respectable and lovely people will come across my path eventually just a case of ing the others out!
I will carry on my mission to find them!
They will for sure
Have you tried going to a club?
I went to a club with my ex down in London which is basically why I'm on here because I realised I enjoyed it so much! Since we split I thought why not give it a go better than not having a go!
I would love to attempt a club alone but I don't think I'd be able to go it alone! Such a wimp lol that's what I'm half looking for on here someone who I can build trust with really get on with and go to clubs with, iv been recommended a few and I'm dying to try!
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Libs we can highly recommend..and I think you would be fine going on your own |
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"I think Wales must be the best swinging area as I have had many meets and never ever been let down, I have lots of filters in place and generally seem to get decent real folk messaging me. Now either I'm very lucky or us welsh r just the best hehehehehe xxxxx
Now where's that bit of wood I need to touch to keep my good luck
M was born in Wales! So that must be it...I am Scottish...which must be lucky as well
I met a lovely Scottish guy on Monday Mmm he was lovely "
Cool! Us Scots are the best  |
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"Not necessarily a blatant lie but!
Just been messaging a guy, said my oh's name...and he came back with a message with the wrong name 
Not impressed lol
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I wish I had the balls to go to a club alone but Id just end up feeling awkward walking in on my own lol
Definitely block that guy! Iv not had many bad msgs this morning! The future is bright lol |
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"Funnily enough I have a similar low tolerance threshold for irascible, ranting females who fill their profiles with nothing but negativity and snarling aggression, each to their own I guess.
Negativity and snarling aggression?!
Is that because I'm clear about what I want and I'm straight to the point and you don't like it?
And I think you would be irascible if you received a stupidly high volume of messages from morons too!
Not got anything nice to say then don't say anything at all! Thanks!"
I wasn't actually directly referring to you in my message but if the cap fits...
And apologies for having the temerity to voice a contrary opinion amongst all the rest of the fawning.
Just an observation, if I may be allowed it, but if a male came on here with a similarly trenchant and disparaging view on the females of the site he would be tarred and feathered.
As you were |
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"Funnily enough I have a similar low tolerance threshold for irascible, ranting females who fill their profiles with nothing but negativity and snarling aggression, each to their own I guess.
Negativity and snarling aggression?!
Is that because I'm clear about what I want and I'm straight to the point and you don't like it?
And I think you would be irascible if you received a stupidly high volume of messages from morons too!
Not got anything nice to say then don't say anything at all! Thanks!
I wasn't actually directly referring to you in my message but if the cap fits...
And apologies for having the temerity to voice a contrary opinion amongst all the rest of the fawning.
Just an observation, if I may be allowed it, but if a male came on here with a similarly trenchant and disparaging view on the females of the site he would be tarred and feathered.
As you were "
Your clearly looking for an arguement, I'm not. Thanks |
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"Glad to hear it!
I said no his name is...
And then he messaged back with the wrong name again
Maybe I have your bad luck now!"
It's ok I think the curse only lasts 24 hours! Pass it to someone else! lol |
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