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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok so who has used what or been asked to use when the usual toys haven't been available during the horniest of moments...
I'm sure there have been some weird and surprisingly useful objects been used during sex......  |
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Myself and a mate used to go out with his mistress. When they were kissing or she was sucking him off, i would finger her. But i did it to the rhythm of the song playing on the radio.
Took em a while to realise,..... but they got there in the end. |
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"Myself and a mate used to go out with his mistress. When they were kissing or she was sucking him off, i would finger her. But i did it to the rhythm of the song playing on the radio.
Took em a while to realise,..... but they got there in the end."
I can't stop laughing a finger is not a unusual object haha what tune you was blasting to the best |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"KitKat chunky....
Ex girlfriend was feeling kinky and was only thing at hand. Bit messy but it was fun licking it up.... "
I hope you eat it after I bet it tastes delicious |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An ex & I use to go shopping at times for the unusual that could be used in the way of a dildo, loads of choices once you start looking from basic fruit to a large rubber dog bone!
(no it wasn't chewed before & it was thoroughly cleaned before use!)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"An ex & I use to go shopping at times for the unusual that could be used in the way of a dildo, loads of choices once you start looking from basic fruit to a large rubber dog bone!
(no it wasn't chewed before & it was thoroughly cleaned before use!) "
Haha did you have her on a lead aswell  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mini milk ice lolly
They melt very quick though I eat them all the time I've got some in my freezer "
They may melt quick but I bet they taste good down there... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mini milk ice lolly
They melt very quick though I eat them all the time I've got some in my freezer
They may melt quick but I bet they taste good down there... "
They are delicious they do 3 flavours aswell |
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I used to have some 30mm Cannon shells from aircraft, our lass used love one up her pussy especially when they was cold. Probably the weight and hardness of them had her coming in no time. I still have one or two of them somewhere. I used to also use Cadburies cream eggs and Cadburies Wispa's and push those up her pussy and leave them for a while whilst I used to lick her outer lips till they had melted before licking them out. Sometimes I would ram my cock into the sticky mess, shoot my load into her pussy, then go into a 69 position and lick each other clean. These days I just usually use a peeled banana and dildo the girl with it and then eat it out of her pussy when it has gone mushy. I've also heard leeks are good due to the bulbous head on them as they resemble a cock but never tried them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've used quite a few different things on my own or with partners.
The most memorable was when a former partner made me cum through penetration only (this hasn't happened since) using the handle end of a pastry brush under a blanket in a room with his friends(it was a short handle, I've never seen another of a similar shape).
Other inanimate objects I've had used on me include:
Hairbrush handles
Candles
A curling wand
Ice cubes
A cucumber
A carrot
A metal rod
The neck of a small bottle (with the lid on)
Sharpie pens
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A particularly horny drive home with an ex resulted with the gear stick in her pussy and another item I dare not name went in her....let’s just say it was empty and the clip was out  "
That's hot! I'll put that on my to do list.  |
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"A particularly horny drive home with an ex resulted with the gear stick in her pussy and another item I dare not name went in her....let’s just say it was empty and the clip was out
That's hot! I'll put that on my to do list. "
Safety checks and drills advised |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An ex & I use to go shopping at times for the unusual that could be used in the way of a dildo, loads of choices once you start looking from basic fruit to a large rubber dog bone!
(no it wasn't chewed before & it was thoroughly cleaned before use!)
Haha did you have her on a lead as well "
She was much younger than myself, adventurous & curious about everything, wanted experience & who was I to say no! There were numerous times the collar was worn & a lead was used!!!
Tied down with an electric toothbrush gently stimulating her clit was one of her favourites!
When you consider it though, women do seem to have far more options to choose from then men do.  |
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A long time ago, my electric sheet sander used to come in useful, just remove the sandpaper and lay the foam pad on your cock. It will soon have you weak at the knees and shooting your load. If the vibrations are unbearable, just put a thin sheet of cardboard etc between your cock and the sander. Another way was lay your cock on a flat surface and lay the sander on the top of your cock and turn it on with hands behind your back and try and tolerate the immense pleasure without cracking before you come. I never did try the sander on our lasses pussy.
It is a bit noisy to do in the middle of the night though. Neighbours would probably think your a keen DIYer in more sense than one.
I used to push a whole necklace of beads or a chunky chain up our lasses pussy, and then slowly pull them out so that they rubbed over her clit, by time I got them halfway out she would be coming.
Alternatively, I would wrap her beaded necklace around my cock from top to bottom and give her a good humping, that would soon have her coming.
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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
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""Why isn't the salt coming out of the shaker".?..........my mother asked at the dinner table."
Had a similar experience. Mother in law had found the anal douch and was squeezing it and asked what it was, told her it was yo blow up small balloons that are hard to blow up using your mouth. Got away with it.
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The usual, cucumbers, carrots, oh, and a rolling pin. |
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Had a similar experience. Mother in law had found the anal douch and was squeezing it and asked what it was, told her it was yo blow up small balloons that are hard to blow up using your mouth. Got away with it. "
Might have been interesting if she'd replied "I've got an anal douche that looks just like that!" |
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"A particularly horny drive home with an ex resulted with the gear stick in her pussy and another item I dare not name went in her....let’s just say it was empty and the clip was out "
did that have a bang bang result ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've used a makeup brush as a sounding rod before
Made sure it was cleaned thoroughly before I used it
It was about 8 inch long and not to wide
Done the job perfectly |
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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
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Had a similar experience. Mother in law had found the anal douch and was squeezing it and asked what it was, told her it was yo blow up small balloons that are hard to blow up using your mouth. Got away with it.
Might have been interesting if she'd replied "I've got an anal douche that looks just like that!" "
Touchè |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you consider it though, women do seem to have far more options to choose from then men do.
Not true, I’ve used all sorts on my Mr!"
Well obviously there's plenty if a guy's into anal but if he's not then there;s only a few I've heard of that replace a nice pussy or arse, some of which I definitely wouldn't chance!! |
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"Myself and a mate used to go out with his mistress. When they were kissing or she was sucking him off, i would finger her. But i did it to the rhythm of the song playing on the radio.
Took em a while to realise,..... but they got there in the end.
I can't stop laughing a finger is not a unusual object haha what tune you was blasting to the best "
I didnt say a finger was the unusual object, but fingering a rhythm was. I like bump n grind music.....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I remember when I was a teenager FHM mag recommended a guy using a swimming armband! Blow it up, lube it up, but it under the cushion on a sofa. Kneel in front of it and go to town.....
The edges were really sharp and hurt!  |
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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago
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I grabbed and used the handle of a hair brush on K whilst inside her just for a little dvp and that only cane about after id finished spanking her with it whilst we fucked...
And sounded myself with a crochet needle once quite an experience! |
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