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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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what's the worst that you have been sent on here??
Some people just haven't got a clue lol
I've just been informed was 1 persons little girl and he will lure me to the woods!! wtf lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had this last week:
"I wil fuk the wife and give her experienced pleasures. The man wil stand and watch me plesuresing his wife."
Does that count? We weren't 'alf tempted! "
Ah yes I'm sorry about that, I did not know my other half had found the laptop.xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had this last week:
"I wil fuk the wife and give her experienced pleasures. The man wil stand and watch me plesuresing his wife."
Does that count? We weren't 'alf tempted! "
Would "I wil fuk the man and give him experienced pleasures. The wife wil stand and watch me plesuresing her man." have worked?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had this last week:
"I wil fuk the wife and give her experienced pleasures. The man wil stand and watch me plesuresing his wife."
Does that count? We weren't 'alf tempted! "
Sounds like an Arab prince.
I have cheesey ones I can use to get a laugh but only when I am tipsy/d*unk and I've chatted to the girl a bit. |
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I get allsorts on here, however, when friends and I are out we give each other chat up lines, and see who gets the first phone number.
My favourite is "I've lost my scarf, any chance I can use your legs instead?"
Cheesy as hell, but usually gets a giggle!!! |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
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when I was younger - had to wear a collar and tie to dancing - had a yellow tie. My line was - do you like the tie - its my favourite - it matches the streak down my back
used to make them laugh |
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