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By *agxteam OP Man
over a year ago
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I belive being an exmail escort working in the hillton .in hong.kong years ago i got paid a lot of money to sleep with mid age femailsfrom the usa..i gave every one a ffull orgasm with my hand & a full body nassage wot your thoughts cliff |
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So your a retired male prostitute.
Thanks for sharing that information with everyone.
I have also had the pleasure of giving several ladies an orgasm during my time, the difference is, the only payment they made was a compliment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love how many men think there is a market for male escorts.
There is a market for female escorts definately (various reasons - one being cant get it anywhere else)
However male escorts - where is the need? Look how single females get treated on here!
Im sure if you know the right peopler and are really special perhaps (as a man) you could make a go of it. Not many can though |
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"I belive being an exmail escort working in the hillton .in hong.kong years ago i got paid a lot of money to sleep with mid age femailsfrom the usa..i gave every one a ffull orgasm with my hand & a full body nassage wot your thoughts cliff"
how many years ago was that then?? and did you make much money??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I belive being an exmail escort working in the hillton .in hong.kong years ago i got paid a lot of money to sleep with mid age femailsfrom the usa..i gave every one a ffull orgasm with my hand & a full body nassage wot your thoughts cliff"
i dont believe you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I belive being an exmail escort working in the hillton .in hong.kong years ago i got paid a lot of money to sleep with mid age femailsfrom the usa..i gave every one a ffull orgasm with my hand & a full body nassage wot your thoughts cliff"
You used to escort old letters in Hong Kong? |
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"So your a retired male prostitute.
Thanks for sharing that information with everyone.
I have also had the pleasure of giving several ladies an orgasm during my time, the difference is, the only payment they made was a compliment."
I think the OP said he was a 'mail escort' ie a postman. His excellent finger work was possibly delivering trinkets to eager ladies... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So your a retired male prostitute.
Thanks for sharing that information with everyone.
I have also had the pleasure of giving several ladies an orgasm during my time, the difference is, the only payment they made was a compliment."
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"I belive being an exmail escort working in the hillton .in hong.kong years ago i got paid a lot of money to sleep with mid age femailsfrom the usa..i gave every one a ffull orgasm with my hand & a full body nassage wot your thoughts cliff
i dont believe you "
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"To be fair these " femails" do love an articulate educated discrete gentleman ., I think you may find the females here like honest males and have little interest in the postal system x"
Such a sweeping generalisation.... I'm quite fond of our postal system just now... It brought me a big cheque yesterday  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I belive being an exmail escort working in the hillton .in hong.kong years ago i got paid a lot of money to sleep with mid age femailsfrom the usa..i gave every one a ffull orgasm with my hand & a full body nassage wot your thoughts cliff"
Haha, nice one Cliff, far and away the best profile I have ever read on here.
If I thought it were true and not a wind up it would be fantastic, it's still funny as fuck though. Love the status update too 
Keep up the good work |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To be fair these " femails" do love an articulate educated discrete gentleman ., I think you may find the females here like honest males and have little interest in the postal system x"
dont make me laugh my ribs hurt  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had some things to say but I keep getting put on the naughty step so I don't dare 
Oh ok, just one comment, as a femail (sic) myself, judging by the picture of the genitalia of said person, I would be satisfied into one orgasm let alone many.
And now I expect to get put on that step again...hmpph hehe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I belive being an exmail escort working in the hillton .in hong.kong years ago i got paid a lot of money to sleep with mid age femailsfrom the usa..i gave every one a ffull orgasm with my hand & a full body nassage wot your thoughts cliff"
femails
sounds like what ferangi says out of startrek |
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By *ex.IncCouple
over a year ago
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"I belive being an exmail escort working in the hillton .in hong.kong years ago i got paid a lot of money to sleep with mid age femailsfrom the usa..i gave every one a ffull orgasm with my hand & a full body nassage wot your thoughts cliff
Haha, nice one Cliff, far and away the best profile I have ever read on here.
If I thought it were true and not a wind up it would be fantastic, it's still funny as fuck though. Love the status update too
Keep up the good work "
I hope his fucking is better than his spelling. Jesus. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I belive being an exmail escort working in the hillton .in hong.kong years ago i got paid a lot of money to sleep with mid age femailsfrom the usa..i gave every one a ffull orgasm with my hand & a full body nassage wot your thoughts cliff
Haha, nice one Cliff, far and away the best profile I have ever read on here.
If I thought it were true and not a wind up it would be fantastic, it's still funny as fuck though. Love the status update too
Keep up the good work
I hope his fucking is better than his spelling. Jesus."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I belive being an exmail escort working in the hillton .in hong.kong years ago i got paid a lot of money to sleep with mid age femailsfrom the usa..i gave every one a ffull orgasm with my hand & a full body nassage wot your thoughts cliff
Haha, nice one Cliff, far and away the best profile I have ever read on here.
If I thought it were true and not a wind up it would be fantastic, it's still funny as fuck though. Love the status update too
Keep up the good work
I hope his fucking is better than his spelling. Jesus."
Just read your profile and yours ain't bad either, although you do sound like you're a bit upmarket for Cas. Bloody YUPPIES |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I belive being an exmail escort working in the hillton .in hong.kong years ago i got paid a lot of money to sleep with mid age femailsfrom the usa..i gave every one a ffull orgasm with my hand & a full body nassage wot your thoughts cliff"
Good job you didn't have to write love letters to your clients as they probably wouldn't have understood what you were saying. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I belive being an exmail escort working in the hillton .in hong.kong years ago i got paid a lot of money to sleep with mid age femailsfrom the usa..i gave every one a ffull orgasm with my hand & a full body nassage wot your thoughts cliff
Good job you didn't have to write love letters to your clients as they probably wouldn't have understood what you were saying."
worth the comedy value though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just want to know what Streat Massioner Pission is........... Am I missing out on something???? "
Engelbert Humperdinck's backing band perhaps?
(no idea how to spell his name). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I belive being an exmail escort working in the hillton .in hong.kong years ago i got paid a lot of money to sleep with mid age femailsfrom the usa..i gave every one a ffull orgasm with my hand & a full body nassage wot your thoughts cliff"
I very much doubt it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I belive being an exmail escort working in the hillton .in hong.kong years ago i got paid a lot of money to sleep with mid age femailsfrom the usa..i gave every one a ffull orgasm with my hand & a full body nassage wot your thoughts cliff"
How many asked for a refund? |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Awww come on you guys, I've just looked at this fella's profile and it looks like he's dyslexic to me - and I've seen similar comments regarding spelling in posts being flamed by regulars - this bloke's a newbie on the forums, why not give him a break....his OP may or may not be true, he may or may not be lying about his age, but if I was him as a newbie and I saw your responses, no way would I come back in.... 
Next time you are chatting to someone who is dyslexic, tell them that "dyslexic" is an anagram of "thick cunt". It's funny watching them trying to figure out, in vain, if it's true or not.**
**normal service has been resumed, joker head back on |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"Awww come on you guys, I've just looked at this fella's profile and it looks like he's dyslexic to me - and I've seen similar comments regarding spelling in posts being flamed by regulars - this bloke's a newbie on the forums, why not give him a break....his OP may or may not be true, he may or may not be lying about his age, but if I was him as a newbie and I saw your responses, no way would I come back in....
Next time you are chatting to someone who is dyslexic, tell them that "dyslexic" is an anagram of "thick cunt". It's funny watching them trying to figure out, in vain, if it's true or not.**
**normal service has been resumed, joker head back on "
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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago
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"Awww come on you guys, I've just looked at this fella's profile and it looks like he's dyslexic to me - and I've seen similar comments regarding spelling in posts being flamed by regulars - this bloke's a newbie on the forums, why not give him a break....his OP may or may not be true, he may or may not be lying about his age, but if I was him as a newbie and I saw your responses, no way would I come back in....
Next time you are chatting to someone who is dyslexic, tell them that "dyslexic" is an anagram of "thick cunt". It's funny watching them trying to figure out, in vain, if it's true or not.**
**normal service has been resumed, joker head back on "
i used to be dyslexic but i'm ko now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Awww come on you guys, I've just looked at this fella's profile and it looks like he's dyslexic to me - and I've seen similar comments regarding spelling in posts being flamed by regulars - this bloke's a newbie on the forums, why not give him a break....his OP may or may not be true, he may or may not be lying about his age, but if I was him as a newbie and I saw your responses, no way would I come back in....
Next time you are chatting to someone who is dyslexic, tell them that "dyslexic" is an anagram of "thick cunt". It's funny watching them trying to figure out, in vain, if it's true or not.**
**normal service has been resumed, joker head back on "
Oh come on Caz, the guy is funny, delve deeper and you'll soon realise that it is a (Very well done) wind up. I'd fuck him lol |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"Awww come on you guys, I've just looked at this fella's profile and it looks like he's dyslexic to me - and I've seen similar comments regarding spelling in posts being flamed by regulars - this bloke's a newbie on the forums, why not give him a break....his OP may or may not be true, he may or may not be lying about his age, but if I was him as a newbie and I saw your responses, no way would I come back in....
Next time you are chatting to someone who is dyslexic, tell them that "dyslexic" is an anagram of "thick cunt". It's funny watching them trying to figure out, in vain, if it's true or not.**
**normal service has been resumed, joker head back on
Oh come on Caz, the guy is funny, delve deeper and you'll soon realise that it is a (Very well done) wind up. I'd fuck him lol"
Not sure how to delve any deeper, the guy's only posted on 2 threads....read to me like a bit of an unfair jump onto a new guy - and I wouldn't be at all surprised to see references to the "c" word occuring again (and I still don't think there's one, but can see how others could).....I just detest unfairness and bullying and some of the comments on here come over as that - not directed at you Shaun |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Awww come on you guys, I've just looked at this fella's profile and it looks like he's dyslexic to me - and I've seen similar comments regarding spelling in posts being flamed by regulars - this bloke's a newbie on the forums, why not give him a break....his OP may or may not be true, he may or may not be lying about his age, but if I was him as a newbie and I saw your responses, no way would I come back in....
Next time you are chatting to someone who is dyslexic, tell them that "dyslexic" is an anagram of "thick cunt". It's funny watching them trying to figure out, in vain, if it's true or not.**
**normal service has been resumed, joker head back on
Oh come on Caz, the guy is funny, delve deeper and you'll soon realise that it is a (Very well done) wind up. I'd fuck him lol
Not sure how to delve any deeper, the guy's only posted on 2 threads....read to me like a bit of an unfair jump onto a new guy - and I wouldn't be at all surprised to see references to the "c" word occuring again (and I still don't think there's one, but can see how others could).....I just detest unfairness and bullying and some of the comments on here come over as that - not directed at you Shaun"
Hey do t get me wrong, if I'm wrong then it's deplorable as I can't stand bullying but check his veris and the veris of the folk who have vetoed him. Looks like one blOke with a genuine profile plus 2 false ones for a laugh to me |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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I did look at his veris, maybe coulda been a bit dodgy, but maybe not....still think the poor barsteward's been flamed and any lurkers reading some of these posts will remain lurkers for a fair while longer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I didn't see the requesr by the OP for members to look at his profile and take the piss.
Whether or not we believe the opening post, I do find a few comments about age, size of penis, sexual technique, along with spelling and other irrelevant comments a little unjust. |
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and I'm still waiting for ERNIE... 
oh and I think the number one is called dispraxia or something like that