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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm bored and was thinking about the worse cock I'd half sucked. He took it out of his pants and told me get on your knees. Then he put it in my mouth.
It stank of piss, ( not my thing)
I almost vomited there and then. He tried to fuck my mouth but there was no way that was going back in.
I made my excuses and said you know what I just not feeling it.
So what's your worse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Very similar. He hadn't washed his knob and it tasted of stale pee. No excuse either, we were at his house and he had full use of a working bathroom.  "
Thats one reason I would prefer to travel for a meet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Reversing this I once went down on a lady, I kept getting small, chewy lumps in my mouth, I eventually spat it out and it was like cotton wool. I'm assuming she had been wearing some sort of tesco value range tampon before that had disintegrated, it was bloody everywhere. I made an excuse and left, then threw up in the street, it was horrible.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Reversing this I once went down on a lady, I kept getting small, chewy lumps in my mouth, I eventually spat it out and it was like cotton wool. I'm assuming she had been wearing some sort of tesco value range tampon before that had disintegrated, it was bloody everywhere. I made an excuse and left, then threw up in the street, it was horrible. "
Omg that's nasty |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I guess you should be more selective of the guys you meet. "
Yeah I should start asking have you washed your cock first. Then offer them my bathroom sink  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I guess you should be more selective of the guys you meet.
Yeah I should start asking have you washed your cock first. Then offer them my bathroom sink "
You could always carry a bag of wipes and say hold on mate I’ll just freshen your cock yo for ya  |
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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
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We'd be mortified if that was ever thought of us. Super clean prior to any activity. Regular cleaning upto minutes before the meet, if travelling nothing happens before a bathroom powder. WTF is wrong with people, one meet tried this with us and it was at their hotel so zero excuse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This thread is actually disgusting!
But going to join in anyway lol was another stale cock story. As soon as I put the guys cock in my mouth I boked, was disgusting. I swiftly asked him to leave x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My first bi experience was with a guy who tasted horrible. I was in stocks so couldn't move away, so just dribbled to get rid of the taste. Actually told my wife that I didn't want her sucking me anymore as cock tasted horrible. She said I didn't (thank god) but hadn't done anything with him, so couldn't say I was different. It was a friend who told us after, that she had played with him, and he did taste bad. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is little excuse for not having a lil threesome with yourself, soap and water before a meet. Flaming heck.  why do folks think you wont notice funky smelling/tasting genitals.
Im always paranoid about being presentable down there like missed hairs or something. I always check and double check. Just good manners really. |
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By *avey57Man
over a year ago
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"The same but when going down stairs on a woman. Don't think she'd washed that day for sure. "
I had that with a girl in Luton, the house was filthy and when I went down on her I nearly gagged as it smelt like she had pissed her knickers for several days without changing her knickers. Eye watering!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Due to the title of this thread I thought it was about slight blowjob pain play, biting, running teeth over the end.
My mistake
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Thought the same, had the "question" poised: what do you say to the women who's just given you the worst blow job in the world? Thank you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Due to the title of this thread I thought it was about slight blowjob pain play, biting, running teeth over the end.
My mistake
Thought the same, had the "question" poised: what do you say to the women who's just given you the worst blow job in the world? Thank you! "
You've been hanging around nowhereman too long |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The same but when going down stairs on a woman. Don't think she'd washed that day for sure.
I had that with a girl in Luton, the house was filthy and when I went down on her I nearly gagged as it smelt like she had pissed her knickers for several days without changing her knickers. Eye watering!!!"
Did you fuck her  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Due to the title of this thread I thought it was about slight blowjob pain play, biting, running teeth over the end.
My mistake
Thought the same, had the "question" poised: what do you say to the women who's just given you the worst blow job in the world? Thank you!
You've been hanging around nowhereman too long "
Is that someone or do you mean me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Due to the title of this thread I thought it was about slight blowjob pain play, biting, running teeth over the end.
My mistake
Thought the same, had the "question" poised: what do you say to the women who's just given you the worst blow job in the world? Thank you!
You've been hanging around nowhereman too long
Is that someone or do you mean me? "
Stop bringing me back to this thread please.
I beg you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wow!!  we double triple check everything when it’s to do with a meet or a social or a club night, a good personal hygiene should come as standard and when meeting make a effort extra scrub in the tub   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Reversing this I once went down on a lady, I kept getting small, chewy lumps in my mouth, I eventually spat it out and it was like cotton wool. I'm assuming she had been wearing some sort of tesco value range tampon before that had disintegrated, it was bloody everywhere. I made an excuse and left, then threw up in the street, it was horrible. "
The hell, damn sorry bruv |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Honestly with a lot of these stories that's why I make sure and take care down there and always wipe my knob off properly after taking a pee. Call it OCD but yea, when I hear horror stories like this I'm thankful I make that extra effort to keep down there fresh and clean. |
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"I guess you should be more selective of the guys you meet.
Yeah I should start asking have you washed your cock first. Then offer them my bathroom sink
You could always carry a bag of wipes and say hold on mate I’ll just freshen your cock yo for ya "
I do this. Never had anyone complain. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is little excuse for not having a lil threesome with yourself, soap and water before a meet. Flaming heck. why do folks think you wont notice funky smelling/tasting genitals.
Im always paranoid about being presentable down there like missed hairs or something. I always check and double check. Just good manners really. "
Ditto |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm bored and was thinking about the worse cock I'd half sucked. He took it out of his pants and told me get on your knees. Then he put it in my mouth.
It stank of piss, ( not my thing)
I almost vomited there and then. He tried to fuck my mouth but there was no way that was going back in.
I made my excuses and said you know what I just not feeling it.
So what's your worse "
Oh my days .. the way you tell it ... hilarious |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Similar. I was with a guy who seemed lovely, we kissed, them he went down on me and made me cum. I went to return the favour and was met by a dick with actual chunks under the foreskin and a foul smell. I felt sick when I saw it and I made my excuses to leave, but he texted and called me a bitch for being selfish in bed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Similar. I was with a guy who seemed lovely, we kissed, them he went down on me and made me cum. I went to return the favour and was met by a dick with actual chunks under the foreskin and a foul smell. I felt sick when I saw it and I made my excuses to leave, but he texted and called me a bitch for being selfish in bed "
Pissing myself ... sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Similar. I was with a guy who seemed lovely, we kissed, them he went down on me and made me cum. I went to return the favour and was met by a dick with actual chunks under the foreskin and a foul smell. I felt sick when I saw it and I made my excuses to leave, but he texted and called me a bitch for being selfish in bed
Pissing myself ... sorry "
If you've pissed yourself, just be sure to wash afterwards! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Similar. I was with a guy who seemed lovely, we kissed, them he went down on me and made me cum. I went to return the favour and was met by a dick with actual chunks under the foreskin and a foul smell. I felt sick when I saw it and I made my excuses to leave, but he texted and called me a bitch for being selfish in bed "
chunks or the scabs falling off the herpes, asking for a friend |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Similar. I was with a guy who seemed lovely, we kissed, them he went down on me and made me cum. I went to return the favour and was met by a dick with actual chunks under the foreskin and a foul smell. I felt sick when I saw it and I made my excuses to leave, but he texted and called me a bitch for being selfish in bed
Pissing myself ... sorry
If you've pissed yourself, just be sure to wash afterwards! "
Standard procedure that  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Reversing this I once went down on a lady, I kept getting small, chewy lumps in my mouth, I eventually spat it out and it was like cotton wool. I'm assuming she had been wearing some sort of tesco value range tampon before that had disintegrated, it was bloody everywhere. I made an excuse and left, then threw up in the street, it was horrible. "
You loved it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Reversing this I once went down on a lady, I kept getting small, chewy lumps in my mouth, I eventually spat it out and it was like cotton wool. I'm assuming she had been wearing some sort of tesco value range tampon before that had disintegrated, it was bloody everywhere. I made an excuse and left, then threw up in the street, it was horrible.
You loved it "
Haha |
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By *attM73Man
over a year ago
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"Reversing this I once went down on a lady, I kept getting small, chewy lumps in my mouth, I eventually spat it out and it was like cotton wool. I'm assuming she had been wearing some sort of tesco value range tampon before that had disintegrated, it was bloody everywhere. I made an excuse and left, then threw up in the street, it was horrible. "
yeah I’ve had that as well vile |
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Some of the comments and experiences on this thread have been vile. On the hand some have made laugh at loud. I have experienced some ladies with some bad odur between the thighs and some bad bj skills that lead to biting. |
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"Similar. I was with a guy who seemed lovely, we kissed, them he went down on me and made me cum. I went to return the favour and was met by a dick with actual chunks under the foreskin and a foul smell. I felt sick when I saw it and I made my excuses to leave, but he texted and called me a bitch for being selfish in bed "
Oh my days! 
Did you tell him the reason you didn't go down on him? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I remember many moons ago in my military days we were in the barracks fucking about and one of the lads pulled out his cock and proceeded to roll back his forskin only to reveal a thick hallumi like ring of bell end cheese around the base of his helmet.
Before anyone could say wtf?? He grabbed the end of the cheese rim which he then pulled causing it all to come out in one sticky lump and then flung it across the room hitting an unsuspecting scouse lad smack in his forehead.
It was funny as fuck but absolutely gipping at the same time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Similar. I was with a guy who seemed lovely, we kissed, them he went down on me and made me cum. I went to return the favour and was met by a dick with actual chunks under the foreskin and a foul smell. I felt sick when I saw it and I made my excuses to leave, but he texted and called me a bitch for being selfish in bed
Oh my days!
Did you tell him the reason you didn't go down on him? "
You'd think I would have, especially after the bitch comment, but I felt like telling him might mortify him so I just didn't reply. I'm too nice sometimes haha |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Similar. I was with a guy who seemed lovely, we kissed, them he went down on me and made me cum. I went to return the favour and was met by a dick with actual chunks under the foreskin and a foul smell. I felt sick when I saw it and I made my excuses to leave, but he texted and called me a bitch for being selfish in bed
Oh my days!
Did you tell him the reason you didn't go down on him?
You'd think I would have, especially after the bitch comment, but I felt like telling him might mortify him so I just didn't reply. I'm too nice sometimes haha"
You should have said wash your knob x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My above post isn't my only failure. I used to play football at a high level through my late teen years, but also played for my local sports club on a Sunday. I pulled a fitty on the Saturday night, she was filth and I was woken, half d*unk at 10.15 by my coach, in my room screaming that I needed to be on the pitch for a 10.30ko. I legged it down there and all game I stank, it was only in the shower after I realised she had been on her period and my face was covered in blood, as was my neck and chest. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My above post isn't my only failure. I used to play football at a high level through my late teen years, but also played for my local sports club on a Sunday. I pulled a fitty on the Saturday night, she was filth and I was woken, half d*unk at 10.15 by my coach, in my room screaming that I needed to be on the pitch for a 10.30ko. I legged it down there and all game I stank, it was only in the shower after I realised she had been on her period and my face was covered in blood, as was my neck and chest."
No ref would let you on the pitch with even the slightest hint of blood, even dried blood, due to the HIV risk to other players. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My above post isn't my only failure. I used to play football at a high level through my late teen years, but also played for my local sports club on a Sunday. I pulled a fitty on the Saturday night, she was filth and I was woken, half d*unk at 10.15 by my coach, in my room screaming that I needed to be on the pitch for a 10.30ko. I legged it down there and all game I stank, it was only in the shower after I realised she had been on her period and my face was covered in blood, as was my neck and chest.
No ref would let you on the pitch with even the slightest hint of blood, even dried blood, due to the HIV risk to other players. "
This was over 20 years ago when we all shared a sponge. And it was mixed blood and cum, my chest however looked like a death scene. |
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By *avey57Man
over a year ago
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"The same but when going down stairs on a woman. Don't think she'd washed that day for sure.
I had that with a girl in Luton, the house was filthy and when I went down on her I nearly gagged as it smelt like she had pissed her knickers for several days without changing her knickers. Eye watering!!!
Did you fuck her "
no I just played with her enormous boobs then made excuses and left |
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By *avey57Man
over a year ago
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I meet all the nice women. I met another who seemed fine at first but when we were having sex it began to smell. The smell on my hands and dick was so bad I had to wash myself in a pub toilet on the way home. Alas by then it was too late and she had given me a parasitic STD. Which caused both me and the next person I slept with a lot off aggravation and embarrassment. Played safe after that!!!! |
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I like to do the old school finger test. Give her a good fingering and before I fuck or go down on her I'll give it a quick smell. Any unpleasant smells and I'll make my excuses and leave. There is never an excuse for poor hygiene |
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When most people say and feel the same - simply cant fathom what IS going on in the guilty party's head? Don't care? Unaware? Seems very odd to be washed clean elsewhere and miss your bits. Is this like the Asparagus wee problem? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once met a guy who's dick tasted bad even straight out of the shower . He'd been tested so it wasn't that. I guess he either didn't clean properly or possibly it was a diet issue."
Was he lucky enough to have had you join him in the shower  |
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