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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

What names have you heard being given to various intimate parts?

The most common are of course crown jewels, meat and 2 veg or todger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Beef curtains

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

The most common are of course crown jewels, meat and 2 veg or todger

I thought the most common would be willy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

John Thomas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vertical taco, pastrami, lasagna sheet, dick mitten, furburger.

One-eyed dragon, bishop's hat, baby's arm holding an apple.

Fun bags, snack trays.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I called my ex wife's boobs Ant n Dec because they were a couple of titts

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"Vertical taco, pastrami, lasagna sheet, dick mitten, furburger.

One-eyed dragon, bishop's hat, baby's arm holding an apple.

Fun bags, snack trays."

Lmao

You are spoilt for choice. Some there I've never heard of. Hilarious!

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Foof

Twigg & giggle berries

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"Foof

Twigg & giggle berries

Very cute

They sounds like words you might use with your children. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love tunnel....or pleasure box lol

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By *all me FlikWoman over a year ago

Galaxy Far Far Away

Claude

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doodle

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By *isser36Man over a year ago

fylde Coast

Gubbins

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bernie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Poppy

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By *erriAnneTV/TS over a year ago

The shire

Sideways beefburger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't currently may start having one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bits and Bobs

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Nu Nu

Trouser snake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lady sandwich

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

Oh my goodness. Never thought people used so many variations. Lol.

This thread was worth creating, You're all so creative, lol

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By *erry bull1Man over a year ago

doncaster

Quim

Belly prodded

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just finished watching Harlots..

Plenty of new phrases made us giggle..

'Muff Pistol' was our favourite..

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By *acktar74Man over a year ago

leeds

Dr Robs Patent Womb Broom or Backbone extension

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Purple headed warrior

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wierd Al Jankovic did a song 'pet names for genitalia'sung to the music of 'We didn't start the fire' by Billy Joel. Well worth a listen to and giggle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A regular meet on here on previous profile asked me to name her amazing boobs

The Mitchel brothers Phil & grant

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By *icknHMan over a year ago

Ilfracombe

I’ve dubbed my wife’s fanny her ‘fandango’. Sounds, umm, exotic.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Myrtle. Not me but a friend calls her bits that.

Its made me chuckle for years

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No name as such leave it up to the woman to call it as she pleases but best one I was once given was

'Heat seeking pink moisture torpedo'!

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By *rispyDuckMan over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Sometimes I call it the "throat clogger" haha

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By *ickdasterdly51Man over a year ago

Lingfield

Lady garden always makes me smile.

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"Myrtle. Not me but a friend calls her bits that.

Its made me chuckle for years "

Talking of which, someone once called my balls the Chuckle Brothers. Apparently they look like the bouncing of shoulders when someone chuckles when she was wanking me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Penis fly trap

And

Meat wallet

Are couple of the funniest ones I’ve heard

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"Penis fly trap

And

Meat wallet