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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I love to fuck arseholes till they gape wide open . I love to spit into it and rim it aswell ending up with me shooting my load down it aswell. Does anyone have any tales or love this too ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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Oooh come here and let me spit down yours...gonna make it porn star HUGE!

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By *ovedupstillCouple  over a year ago

mullinwire

no, have no interest in big arseholes.

too many on the site already lol

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By *uyuksno1Man  over a year ago

poole


"no, have no interest in big arseholes.

too many on the site already lol"

lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I sit on mine and shit out of it...and leave it at that.

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 10/07/12 18:37:24]

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Says you like anal

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London

Yeah, 'cos covering a gaping arsehole with at least two types of body fluid is SUCH a wonderful idea.

Gum anyone?

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By *uckknowsMan  over a year ago

here


"I love to fuck arseholes till they gape wide open . I love to spit into it and rim it aswell ending up with me shooting my load down it aswell. Does anyone have any tales or love this too ?"

ouch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Porn has a lot to answer for.

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By *abioMan  over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


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I am so glad i wasn't the 1st person to answer this and I waited 15 minutes....

my answer was exactly the same...

well.... and someones been watching way too many porn movies....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Porn has a lot to answer for."
nail on the head

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By *uckknowsMan  over a year ago

here


"I love to fuck arseholes till they gape wide open . I love to spit into it and rim it aswell ending up with me shooting my load down it aswell. Does anyone have any tales or love this too ?

ouch"

Very romantic,what a smooth talking bastard you are

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lol, i guess this didn't go the way you thought??

Esp the bareback part!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All sing Crazy Horses but replace it with "Gaping Arseholes waah waaaah!!"

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By *bbandflowCouple  over a year ago

South Devon


"I love to fuck arseholes till they gape wide open . I love to spit into it and rim it aswell ending up with me shooting my load down it aswell. Does anyone have any tales or love this too ?"

Not exactly 'Swiss Tony'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love a little anal but Jesus you have been watching to much porn!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Porn has a lot to answer for. nail on the head "

Yep, possibly the most infuriating thing in porn now, spitting at everything, anal, vaginal, mouth. Yuck. Nothing wrong with using a bit of spit for lube, but not thay way. Porn has changed for the worse, there's not even an attempt at a story line anymore, most are just various clips of sex thrown together on a dvd. Haven't bothered to watch one for years.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I love a little anal but Jesus you have been watching to much porn!!! "

I always wondered why my asshole is not gaping. I fear if it did there would be an echo answering back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I love to fuck arseholes till they gape wide open . I love to spit into it and rim it aswell ending up with me shooting my load down it aswell. Does anyone have any tales or love this too ?"

Oh my word!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I love to fuck arseholes till they gape wide open . I love to spit into it and rim it aswell ending up with me shooting my load down it aswell. Does anyone have any tales or love this too ?"

Biggest LOL raised at the 'does anyone have any tales" bit. Casually chucks that in there. Gta salute him and whoever made whatever he is taking - it clearly works

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

enjoy...

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo


"I love to fuck arseholes till they gape wide open . I love to spit into it and rim it aswell ending up with me shooting my load down it aswell. Does anyone have any tales or love this too ?

ouch

Very romantic,what a smooth talking bastard you are "

Romance on a swinging site?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I love a little anal but Jesus you have been watching to much porn!!!

I always wondered why my asshole is not gaping. I fear if it did there would be an echo answering back "

Lmao...off...off!... *echo*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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Gum anyone?"

Well if you're offering, I'll take tablets of gum.

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London

.....and there he was, gone.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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dissapeared down a huge hole

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

or better yet, up his own asshole!


"dissapeared down a huge hole "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"no, have no interest in big arseholes.

too many on the site already lol"

Excellent lol...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I love to fuck arseholes till they gape wide open . I love to spit into it and rim it aswell ending up with me shooting my load down it aswell. Does anyone have any tales or love this too ?

ouch

Very romantic,what a smooth talking bastard you are

Romance on a swinging site? "

Pmsl.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"dissapeared down a huge hole "

RIP me (I've just died laughing)

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By *ush_tushWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"I love to fuck arseholes till they gape wide open . I love to spit into it and rim it aswell ending up with me shooting my load down it aswell. Does anyone have any tales or love this too ?"

...hmmm, I wonder if you (OP) were the one who sent me an intial message with a photo of a gaping anus, asking me aid Id like you to do that to me??? ...you be er did get a reply did you? I wonder why???

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By *ush_tushWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

I have LAUGHED my head off at the responses on thus thread...honestly, I can hardly breathe!!!

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

I was the only one who encouraged.

I is chuffed

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By *iss_tressWoman  over a year ago

London


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By *bbandflowCouple  over a year ago

South Devon

I see OP is no longer on the site..assume he has disappeared up his own GA..lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I love a little anal but Jesus you have been watching to much porn!!!

I always wondered why my asshole is not gaping. I fear if it did there would be an echo answering back "

There is, there is, there is............

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i thought this was something robin said to batman when he walked in on catwoman with a grolsh bottle !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

my answer to all forums on anal ,

still find them a pain in the arse

ok i know my answer isn't funny the eighth time round but at least i am trying xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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"I was the only one who encouraged.

I is chuffed

"

So its your fault then

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn


"I was the only one who encouraged.

I is chuffed

So its your fault then "

probably

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I love to fuck arseholes till they gape wide open . I love to spit into it and rim it aswell ending up with me shooting my load down it aswell. Does anyone have any tales or love this too ?"
I'm not too keen on it but I do have this tale

Rapunzel

There were once a man and a woman who had long, in vain, wished for a child. At length it appeared that God was about to grant their desire.

     These people had a little window at the back of their house from which a splendid garden could be seen, which was full of the most beautiful flowers and herbs. It was, however, surrounded by a high wall, and no one dared to go into it because it belonged to an enchantress, who had great power and was dreaded by all the world.

     One day the woman was standing by this window and looking down into the garden, when she saw a bed which was planted with the most beautiful rampion, and it looked so fresh and green that she longed for it. She quite pined away, and began to look pale and miserable.

     Her husband was alarmed, and asked: 'What ails you, dear wife?'

     'Ah,' she replied, 'if I can't eat some of the rampion, which is in the garden behind our house, I shall die.'

     The man, who loved her, thought: 'Sooner than let your wife die, bring her some of the rampion yourself, let it cost what it will.'

     At twilight, he clambered down over the wall into the garden of the enchantress, hastily clutched a handful of rampion, and took it to his wife. She at once made herself a salad of it, and ate it greedily. It tasted so good to her - so very good, that the next day she longed for it three times as much as before.

     If he was to have any rest, her husband knew he must once more descend into the garden. Therefore, in the gloom of evening, he let himself down again; but when he had clambered down the wall he was terribly afraid, for he saw the enchantress standing before him.

     'How can you dare,' said she with angry look, 'descend into my garden and steal my rampion like a thief? You shall suffer for it!'

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     'Ah,' answered he, 'let mercy take the place of justice, I only made up my mind to do it out of necessity. My wife saw your rampion from the window, and felt such a longing for it that she would have died if she had not got some to eat.'

     The enchantress allowed her anger to be softened, and said to him: 'If the case be as you say, I will allow you to take away with you as much rampion as you will, only I make one condition, you must give me the child which your wife will bring into the world; it shall be well treated, and I will care for it like a mother.'

     The man in his terror consented to everything.

     When the woman was brought to bed, the enchantress appeared at once, gave the child the name of Rapunzel, and took it away with her.

     Rapunzel grew into the most beautiful child under the sun. When she was twelve years old, the enchantress shut her into a tower in the middle of a forest. The tower had neither stairs nor door, but near the top was a little window. When the enchantress wanted to go in, she placed herself beneath it and cried:

 

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel,

Let down your hair to me.'

 

     Rapunzel had magnificent long hair, fine as spun gold, and when she heard the voice of the enchantress, she unfastened her braided tresses, wound them round one of the hooks of the window above, and then the hair fell twenty ells down, and the enchantress climbed up by it.

     After a year or two, it came to pass that the king's son rode through the forest and passed by the tower. Then he heard a song, which was so charming that he stood still and listened. It was Rapunzel, who in her solitude passed her time in letting her sweet voice resound. The king's son wanted to climb up to her, and looked for the door of the tower, but none was to be found. He rode home, but the singing had so deeply touched his heart, that every day he went out into the forest and listened to it.

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     Once when he was thus standing behind a tree, he saw that an enchantress came there, and he heard how she cried:

 

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel,

Let down your hair to me.'

 

     Then Rapunzel let down the braids of her hair, and the enchantress climbed up to her.

     'If that is the ladder by which one mounts, I too will try my fortune,' said he, and the next day when it began to grow dark, he went to the tower and cried:

 

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel,

Let down your hair to me.'

 

     Immediately the hair fell down and the king's son climbed up.

     At first Rapunzel was terribly frightened when a man, such as her eyes had never yet beheld, came to her; but the king's son began to talk to her quite like a friend, and told her that his heart had been so stirred that it had let him have no rest, and he had been forced to see her. Then Rapunzel lost her fear, and when he asked her if she would take him for her husband, and she saw that he was young and handsome, she thought: 'He will love me more than old Dame Gothel does'; and she said yes, and laid her hand in his.

     She said: 'I will willingly go away with you, but I do not know how to get down. Bring with you a skein of silk every time that you come, and I will weave a ladder with it, and when that is ready I will descend, and you will take me on your horse.'

     They agreed that until that time he should come to her every evening, for the old woman came by day. The enchantress remarked nothing of this, until once Rapunzel said to her: 'Tell me, Dame Gothel, how it happens that you are so much heavier for me to draw up than the young king's son - he is with me in a moment.'

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     'Ah! you wicked child,' cried the enchantress. 'What do I hear you say! I thought I had separated you from all the world, and yet you have deceived me!'

     In her anger she clutched Rapunzel's beautiful tresses, wrapped them twice round her left hand, seized a pair of scissors with the right, and snip, snap, they were cut off, and the lovely braids lay on the ground. And she was so pitiless that she took poor Rapunzel into a desert where she had to live in great grief and misery.

     On the same day that she cast out Rapunzel, however, the enchantress fastened the braids of hair, which she had cut off, to the hook of the window, and when the king's son came and cried:

 

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel,

Let down your hair to me.'

 

     she let the hair down. The king's son ascended, but instead of finding his dearest Rapunzel, he found the enchantress, who gazed at him with wicked and venomous looks.

     'Aha!' she cried mockingly, 'you would fetch your dearest, but the beautiful bird sits no longer singing in the nest; the cat has got it, and will scratch out your eyes as well. Rapunzel is lost to you; you will never see her again.'

     The king's son was beside himself with pain, and in his despair he leapt down from the tower. He escaped with his life, but the thorns into which he fell pierced his eyes.

     He wandered quite blind about the forest, ate nothing but roots and berries, and did naught but lament and weep over the loss of his dearest wife. Thus he roamed about in misery for some years, and at length came to the desert where Rapunzel, with the twins to which she had given birth, a boy and a girl, lived in wretchedness. He heard a voice, and it seemed so familiar to him that he went towards it, and when he approached, Rapunzel knew him and fell on his neck and wept. Two of her tears wetted his eyes and they grew clear again, and he could see with them as before. He led her to his kingdom where he was joyfully received, and they lived for a long time afterwards, happy and contented.

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By *ont Ask Dont GetWoman  over a year ago

amersham

This thread is so bloomin funny!!

Gaping arses!! Bleurggggggg!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do you think he was in a horny mood when he wrote it or just down right odd ??? lol

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By *punkloverCouple  over a year ago

hatfield

When i first saw the title of the thread i thought it was gonna be about Ed Millaband !!!!! LOL

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