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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm thinking of setting up a soft gangbang if anyone is interested. I've got a female friend who will sit down naked on the settee and am looking for around 15 to 20 guys to join us and sit round in their underpants watching 'Carry-On Camping' on DVD.
After a few drinks, and if things are going well, we might ramp things up a notch and put 'Carry-On Emmanuale' on.
Is anyone out there interested? Give me a shout if so. |
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"I'm thinking of setting up a soft gangbang if anyone is interested. I've got a female friend who will sit down naked on the settee and am looking for around 15 to 20 guys to join us and sit round in their underpants watching 'Carry-On Camping' on DVD.
After a few drinks, and if things are going well, we might ramp things up a notch and put 'Carry-On Emmanuale' on.
Is anyone out there interested? Give me a shout if so."
I can think of a few better things I'd like to do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm thinking of setting up a soft gangbang if anyone is interested. I've got a female friend who will sit down naked on the settee and am looking for around 15 to 20 guys to join us and sit round in their underpants watching 'Carry-On Camping' on DVD.
After a few drinks, and if things are going well, we might ramp things up a notch and put 'Carry-On Emmanuale' on.
Is anyone out there interested? Give me a shout if so."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I come to your gangbang please. But can we have a different film? And some lollies to suck on? "
Of course you can have lollies you sweet thing, do you want to see some puppies too? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this for real?! X"
Well by the looks of your filthy fornicating on your picture, it's entirely irrelevant as I won't be having such Bohemian behaviour in my abode!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We did this once, confessions of a window cleaner and adventures of a taxi driver went down well
It all went well until somebody turned up late with a case of Stella "
I bet that buggered you! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm thinking of setting up a soft gangbang if anyone is interested. I've got a female friend who will sit down naked on the settee and am looking for around 15 to 20 guys to join us and sit round in their underpants watching 'Carry-On Camping' on DVD.
After a few drinks, and if things are going well, we might ramp things up a notch and put 'Carry-On Emmanuale' on.
Is anyone out there interested? Give me a shout if so.
I can think of a few better things I'd like to do"
I'm not stopping you |
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"We did this once, confessions of a window cleaner and adventures of a taxi driver went down well
It all went well until somebody turned up late with a case of Stella
I bet that buggered you! "
We were going well on newcy broon and Guinness up to that point |
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"Is Debbie does Dallas an actual film? I was wondering if I put on jeans & trainers could I come and just blend in as a man? "
That'll work well until you have to strip down to your underpants like the rest of us... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is Debbie does Dallas an actual film? I was wondering if I put on jeans & trainers could I come and just blend in as a man?
That'll work well until you have to strip down to your underpants like the rest of us..."
Oh yeah, I never do think things through properly when sex and organic popcorn is on offer  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Is Debbie does Dallas an actual film? I was wondering if I put on jeans & trainers could I come and just blend in as a man?
That'll work well until you have to strip down to your underpants like the rest of us...
Oh yeah, I never do think things through properly when sex and organic popcorn is on offer "
Just practice talking like Brian Blessed and everyone will just think they are abnormal man boobs. Oh and try to scratch your imaginary trsticles once in a while and nobody will bat an eyelid |
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"Is Debbie does Dallas an actual film? I was wondering if I put on jeans & trainers could I come and just blend in as a man? "
It is an actual film although the title is a little misleading as Debbie doesn't fuck any of the ewings or the famous cowboys football team |
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"Is Debbie does Dallas an actual film? I was wondering if I put on jeans & trainers could I come and just blend in as a man?
It is an actual film although the title is a little misleading as Debbie doesn't fuck any of the ewings or the famous cowboys football team"
Not right fussed for watching it then  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"We did this once, confessions of a window cleaner and adventures of a taxi driver went down well
It all went well until somebody turned up late with a case of Stella "
Thought I had a case of stella once, Clap Clinic said it was just syphilis and the antibiotics worked a treat |
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"Is Debbie does Dallas an actual film? I was wondering if I put on jeans & trainers could I come and just blend in as a man?
It is an actual film although the title is a little misleading as Debbie doesn't fuck any of the ewings or the famous cowboys football team
Not right fussed for watching it then "
I am assured it still has a very good script |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm only interested if you change the films to 'Stop - or my mom will shoot' and 'The last action hero'.
Whoever said action stars couldn't do comedy was a total...................genius! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will there be popcorn and nibbles. What a bloody carry on keep calm and carry on x"
Yes there will be organic popcorn and nibbles available to purchase at the event but there is strictly no 'heavy petting' allowed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey I said I wanted to come to soft gangbang I'm serious. It will be like a night off for me lol. Can we have popcorn and hotdogs to? X"
Pmsl I never thought of it that way, I'll try to arrange it around your shifts so that you can come then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"reckon hes having a giraffe!
I can assure you that the allegations of beastiality that were made against me were unproven in court! 
pmsl
only cos you hid the step ladder
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Pmsl That's slander! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I come to your gangbang please. But can we have a different film? And some lollies to suck on?
Of course you can have lollies you sweet thing, do you want to see some puppies too?"
No kittens????
*Awaits pussy comments* |
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"  Is not one of you taking this thread seriously!!!!!
i am sean, can i come please, if the actual event makes me laugh as much as reading the thread did, i will be high for a week  
Cheers Polly I'm back to normal and not so manic as last week now my shrink has altered my meds
glad to hear it, you know i love you xxxx
Think I'll still stay away from club for a while though as I'm sure my behaviour last week was erratic at best! "
actually you were fine, just a little quiet, hope to see you soon, and karen wants beer lol xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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" Is not one of you taking this thread seriously!!!!!
i am sean, can i come please, if the actual event makes me laugh as much as reading the thread did, i will be high for a week
Cheers Polly I'm back to normal and not so manic as last week now my shrink has altered my meds
glad to hear it, you know i love you xxxx
Think I'll still stay away from club for a while though as I'm sure my behaviour last week was erratic at best!
actually you were fine, just a little quiet, hope to see you soon, and karen wants beer lol xxxx"
Was I? I thought I'd got on everybody's tits, and not in a good way! lol. Might go tonight then lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"pmsl hjehehhe "
You making one in then? Make sure you put fresh underwear on though if you are, I don't want any skidders transferred onto my settee, they're a devil to get out |
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