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By *astside OP Couple
over a year ago
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If I was out shopping and saw a lady with an anklet, is it acceptable to slap her bum, throw her over my shoulder and take her home? Or do I have to converse with her first (or hubby if he’s there)? I don’t want to come across rude and offend. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Probably not a good idea these days. Ankle bracelets don't have quite the same meaning now every Jill and Jane thinks they're showing how edgy they (think they) are. |
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"If I was out shopping and saw a lady with an anklet, is it acceptable to slap her bum, throw her over my shoulder and take her home? Or do I have to converse with her first (or hubby if he’s there)? I don’t want to come across rude and offend. "
Of course it's unacceptable. It would be a clear breach of social distancing rules.
Wait until after 2 December and you'll be fine. |
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"If I was out shopping and saw a lady with an anklet, is it acceptable to slap her bum, throw her over my shoulder and take her home? Or do I have to converse with her first (or hubby if he’s there)? I don’t want to come across rude and offend. "
Open a conversation with her, then bring the anklet in at some point, asking if it has any special meaning...... |
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"If I was out shopping and saw a lady with an anklet, is it acceptable to slap her bum, throw her over my shoulder and take her home? Or do I have to converse with her first (or hubby if he’s there)? I don’t want to come across rude and offend. "
I think it would depend on the shop you were in.
Mothercare - walk swiftly by
Primani - follow her to the nearest cubicle
M&S - stand nearby with strawberries and chocolate spread and waggle your eyebrows.
Other stores are available.  |
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I was chatting with a couple in Tenerife and the lady was wearing one , I eventually bought it into the conversation and she explained what it meant , needless to say after a few more chats we ended up in their hotel room having fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm still waiting for mine to be removed by the court. I'd be proper pissed off if someone pinched my bum, and then run over 60 feet from my registered domicile.
J  |
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By *renzMan
over a year ago
Between Chichester and Havant |
"If I was out shopping and saw a lady with an anklet, is it acceptable to slap her bum, throw her over my shoulder and take her home? Or do I have to converse with her first (or hubby if he’s there)? I don’t want to come across rude and offend. "
Surely you carry your club over your shoulder and drag her off to your cave by her hair? |
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"If I was out shopping and saw a lady with an anklet, is it acceptable to slap her bum, throw her over my shoulder and take her home? Or do I have to converse with her first (or hubby if he’s there)? I don’t want to come across rude and offend.
Surely you carry your club over your shoulder and drag her off to your cave by her hair? "
Ahh now I see why clubs are the best way to meet!  |
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