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over a year ago
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"After lockdown "
I'd wait and see what happens.
There's no guarantee everything will be normal.
Some areas will be going back to tier2 or tier3 measures which bans households meeting.
I'd wait and see what happens and act accordingly then.
You won't get much interest until it gets clearer what's gonna happen.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fucking AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH!!!!
J  "
My dildos have never seen so much action.
I've had to hide the condoms and lube out of sight and out the kitchen cupboard.
Every time I saw them they cried out
'Oi! You gonna use us or what?"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fucking AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH!!!!
J
My dildos have never seen so much action.
I've had to hide the condoms and lube out of sight and out the kitchen cupboard.
Every time I saw them they cried out
'Oi! You gonna use us or what?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fucking AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH!!!!
J
My dildos have never seen so much action.
I've had to hide the condoms and lube out of sight and out the kitchen cupboard.
Every time I saw them they cried out
'Oi! You gonna use us or what?"
do u usually hear voices from inanimate objects?? "
I often talk to my household objects.
I've had some riveting conversations with my frying pan whilst cooking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That must of been eggciting "
It was.
But the toaster doesn't like me very much, I try to keep away from him.
When the toast is done and pops up it never pops up fully so I sometimes burn my fingers getting it out.
I swear he does it on purpose just to wind me up.
The fukka |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That must of been eggciting
It was.
But the toaster doesn't like me very much, I try to keep away from him.
When the toast is done and pops up it never pops up fully so I sometimes burn my fingers getting it out.
I swear he does it on purpose just to wind me up.
The fukka "
maybe he was jelous of u & Kevin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That must of been eggciting
It was.
But the toaster doesn't like me very much, I try to keep away from him.
When the toast is done and pops up it never pops up fully so I sometimes burn my fingers getting it out.
I swear he does it on purpose just to wind me up.
The fukka maybe he was jelous of u & Kevin "
I don't know, it might be the kettle.
He keeps whistling at me |
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