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Or does any pussy feel as good as any other?
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"After reading thread after thread on here about cock size and, being a straight lady I was wondering about pussy sizes - is there huge size differences in them guys? Are there really some that feel like 'you could sharpen a pencil in there'? Do some feel 'baggy'
Or does any pussy feel as good as any other?
Jem x"sorry ladies but like cocks, pussies come in different sizes... they are all lovely though  | |||
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"some I wouldn't go near without safety ropes and clampons" Go on then, enlighten me I am genuinely interested in this  | |||
"some I wouldn't go near without safety ropes and clampons" How would a vagina get this bad? 
I do pelvic floor exercises religiously, as I don't want my meets turning up with potholing equipment. | |||
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"some I wouldn't go near without safety ropes and clampons" Is that for getting up the pedestal? | |||
"some I wouldn't go near without safety ropes and clampons Is that for getting up the pedestal?" | |||
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"Is Clampon a Benny Hill pronunciation of crampon?" I mistyped thank you | |||
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"i knew a girl with a pussy like a mouses ear !!!! a hippopotumus " | |||
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"One size fits all ha ha "Has too lol, babies don't come in one size although i wish they did would stop the eyes watering !! | |||
" from size and shape to smell and taste. Some are hairy, some have large lips, some are gorgeously pink in colour, some have large clits, some get very wet, some smell sweet.... the list goes on! " Why am I now thinking of that chap in From Dusk till Dawn? The one stood outside the club advertising the wares within | |||
" from size and shape to smell and taste. Some are hairy, some have large lips, some are gorgeously pink in colour, some have large clits, some get very wet, some smell sweet.... the list goes on! Why am I now thinking of that chap in From Dusk till Dawn? The one stood outside the club advertising the wares within "Go on I dare you to quote it  | |||
" Go on I dare you to quote it "Thank God for google! All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers! | |||
"Or as the girl said to me... "I don't think much of the size of your cock!" So I said... "There's nothing wrong with the size of my cock that a fanny half the size of yours wouldn't fix!" " | |||
" Go on I dare you to quote it
Thank God for google!
All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers! " are they tight tho | |||
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" Go on I dare you to quote it
Thank God for google!
All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers! "Yay! got to love that film | |||
"Well ive never had a whole person disappear up inside me yet" HAHAHA! are ya sure though  | |||
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"love the irony...._iew...the resident expert on minge.....il buy you a new hat _iew.... "I know it is fab,,,, currently 90/10 gay | |||
"love the irony...._iew...the resident expert on minge.....il buy you a new hat _iew....
I know it is fab,,,, currently 90/10 gay"VIEW- the flange inspector | |||
"love the irony...._iew...the resident expert on minge.....il buy you a new hat _iew....
I know it is fab,,,, currently 90/10 gayVIEW- the flange inspector "emmmmm  is there no cock then | |||
"love the irony...._iew...the resident expert on minge.....il buy you a new hat _iew....
I know it is fab,,,, currently 90/10 gayVIEW- the flange inspector
emmmmm is there no cock then "Thats it hes bored of the job now!.....no incentives | |||
"love the irony...._iew...the resident expert on minge.....il buy you a new hat _iew....
I know it is fab,,,, currently 90/10 gayVIEW- the flange inspector
emmmmm is there no cock then
Thats it hes bored of the job now!.....no incentives " | |||
"love the irony...._iew...the resident expert on minge.....il buy you a new hat _iew....
I know it is fab,,,, currently 90/10 gayVIEW- the flange inspector
emmmmm is there no cock then "you might find one if you look really really closely | |||
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 I spose inevitably they will say you are tight even if they dont mean it.. Especially if they only meeting the once. would they go back again if the woman was baggy ?
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"Are blokes actually going to say that the woman he has just had sex with is like a bucket.? I imagine to do so would lead to instant castration. I spose inevitably they will say you are tight even if they dont mean it.. Especially if they only meeting the once. would they go back again if the woman was baggy ?
" they are not, well not to their face.... it would be crucifixion time | |||
"Are blokes actually going to say that the woman he has just had sex with is like a bucket.? I imagine to do so would lead to instant castration. I spose inevitably they will say you are tight even if they dont mean it.. Especially if they only meeting the once. would they go back again if the woman was baggy ?
"Well you see this is what I was wondering - Ive just had a meet who said he couldn't believe how tight my pussy was considering Im a really big girl
No comment has ever been made about its size before and thought maybe he was just being kind 
Not that I ever meet men more than once so it doesn't really matter | |||
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"Are blokes actually going to say that the woman he has just had sex with is like a bucket.? I imagine to do so would lead to instant castration. I spose inevitably they will say you are tight even if they dont mean it.. Especially if they only meeting the once. would they go back again if the woman was baggy ?
Well you see this is what I was wondering - Ive just had a meet who said he couldn't believe how tight my pussy was considering Im a really big girl
No comment has ever been made about its size before and thought maybe he was just being kind
Not that I ever meet men more than once so it doesn't really matter "Apparently (this is general) ive been told that bigger women have tighter pussies cause there belly fat pushs it. | |||
Do very big girls usually have, ahem roomy fannies | |||
"Are blokes actually going to say that the woman he has just had sex with is like a bucket.? I imagine to do so would lead to instant castration. I spose inevitably they will say you are tight even if they dont mean it.. Especially if they only meeting the once. would they go back again if the woman was baggy ?
Well you see this is what I was wondering - Ive just had a meet who said he couldn't believe how tight my pussy was considering Im a really big girl
No comment has ever been made about its size before and thought maybe he was just being kind
Not that I ever meet men more than once so it doesn't really matter
Apparently (this is general) ive been told that bigger women have tighter pussies cause there belly fat pushs it. "Hmm thats interesting . . . . | |||
" Go on I dare you to quote it
Thank God for google!
All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!
are they tight tho"Attention pussy shoppers, take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny. Try a big pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere...Fuck it!!
I love that film too! Lol | |||
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"Are blokes actually going to say that the woman he has just had sex with is like a bucket.? I imagine to do so would lead to instant castration. I spose inevitably they will say you are tight even if they dont mean it.. Especially if they only meeting the once. would they go back again if the woman was baggy ?
Well you see this is what I was wondering - Ive just had a meet who said he couldn't believe how tight my pussy was considering Im a really big girl
No comment has ever been made about its size before and thought maybe he was just being kind
Not that I ever meet men more than once so it doesn't really matter
Apparently (this is general) ive been told that bigger women have tighter pussies cause there belly fat pushs it. "Mine has always been tight, even when I was 5 stone it was no different to now. I've done 200 pelvic floor exercises everyday since I was 16 years old. | |||
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"Are blokes actually going to say that the woman he has just had sex with is like a bucket.? I imagine to do so would lead to instant castration. I spose inevitably they will say you are tight even if they dont mean it.. Especially if they only meeting the once. would they go back again if the woman was baggy ?
Well you see this is what I was wondering - Ive just had a meet who said he couldn't believe how tight my pussy was considering Im a really big girl
No comment has ever been made about its size before and thought maybe he was just being kind
Not that I ever meet men more than once so it doesn't really matter
Apparently (this is general) ive been told that bigger women have tighter pussies cause there belly fat pushs it. "Feck, thats mine shut for business then | |||
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"A Brummy girl has a one night stand with a Geordie guy. He pulls his boxers down & she says "ooohhhh, that's bostin ar kid". He looks bemused & says "what does that mean pet"? She says "it means ya gotta big cock". He then removes her knickers & says "that's a canny un". She also looks bemused & says "what's a canny un"? He replies "it's a place cowboys ride horses through" " | |||
"After reading thread after thread on here about cock size and, being a straight lady I was wondering about pussy sizes - is there huge size differences in them guys? Are there really some that feel like 'you could sharpen a pencil in there'? Do some feel 'baggy'
Or does any pussy feel as good as any other?
Jem x"There are many different sizes, some gape, some pucker some are neat and some ...more contoured They don't all feel the same either but saying that the same pussy can feel different month by month. You roll your dice and hope for a double six. | |||
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"the range is 1finger wide 2finger wide 3finger wide 4finger wide Fist wide Holy Fuck wide"
ha hs love it but im telling u now god helps the guy who even trys to fist me'!!!!! he'd get a fist back.. 3 fingers will do, two if u have fat hands | |||
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"Are blokes actually going to say that the woman he has just had sex with is like a bucket.? I imagine to do so would lead to instant castration. I spose inevitably they will say you are tight even if they dont mean it.. Especially if they only meeting the once. would they go back again if the woman was baggy ?
Well you see this is what I was wondering - Ive just had a meet who said he couldn't believe how tight my pussy was considering Im a really big girl
No comment has ever been made about its size before and thought maybe he was just being kind
Not that I ever meet men more than once so it doesn't really matter "Physical size has nothing to do with the tightness of your pussy!
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" Mine has always been tight, even when I was 5 stone it was no different to now. I've done 200 pelvic floor exercises everyday since I was 16 years old. " I think people don't understand that the vagina is full of muscles that you can tone... I do sets of pelvic floor exercises every time Master texts me.. Its great for me... and there are so many preconceptions about women in that way.. Like taking a fist means your baggy down there.. just means you can relax it well.. and after that.. mmmm fuck its good.. Cali | |||
So the size of the woman doesn't always denote the size of the pussy!  R
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" Like taking a fist means your baggy down there.. just means you can relax it well.. and after that.. mmmm fuck its good.. Cali " Have to ask...is there a 'trick' to taking a fist? Despite best attempts I've never managed it, but have always been turned on and comfortable and using plenty of lube...wonder if I'm missing something or if it's just not for me! x | |||
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" Like taking a fist means your baggy down there.. just means you can relax it well.. and after that.. mmmm fuck its good.. Cali Have to ask...is there a 'trick' to taking a fist? Despite best attempts I've never managed it, but have always been turned on and comfortable and using plenty of lube...wonder if I'm missing something or if it's just not for me! x" Depends on whos doing the fisting suppose. Ive taken a womans fist but not my mans .oh and a 10 lb baby came out. Not all at the same time lol | |||
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"I have been told that I have a great, tight pussy, but on a recent smear test, was told, by the nurse, that I have a very long one and at 6' tall, I don't suppose that should be surprising! Lol "Funny a nurse said the same to me the other week. So we may be made for each other. Well heightwise at least ... | |||
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"Is Clampon a Benny Hill pronunciation of crampon?" I don't understand either!! | |||
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"Charlie, you have a long tight pussy??!! wow! For a guy, that's incredible. "I know it worried me at the time but I have had the councelling and I have adjusted well ..
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"I am always surprised at the misconceptions women have about vaginas, ie, a woman who enjoys large cocks has a slacker vagina, a bigger dress size means a bigger vagina, taller woman has larger vagina etc etc. I can understand it from 16 year old girls but from women in their 40s, seriously come on ......" I know...surprised myself! | |||
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"Had a girlfriend a long time ago, I was the second person she had slept with, could fit a fist inside from day one (she and I were both 18 at the time) and yet have met women who have had 5 kids and were so tight an hour or oral was needed just to put a few fingers inside, guess its the same as guys......all come in different sizes. "Yep, that's pretty much my experience too. I'm always wary of the ones after VWE only as I always presume that they've got a snatch as big as a rabbit hutch | |||
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"We all seem to forget, a vagina is a potential hole, not a hole in itself. ie: not a permanent cavity. they do come in different sizes but i guarantee any man will feel the walls of the vagina whether he puts his little finger in or his fist, same thing for the woman. Do it right and both of you will enjoy it, it's not just about penetration. Ok, soapbox has been stashed. "I'd beg to differ from some experiences I've had over the years, a finger has been like waving a wand in the Albert Hall | |||
"We all seem to forget, a vagina is a potential hole, not a hole in itself. ie: not a permanent cavity. they do come in different sizes but i guarantee any man will feel the walls of the vagina whether he puts his little finger in or his fist, same thing for the woman. Do it right and both of you will enjoy it, it's not just about penetration. Ok, soapbox has been stashed.
I'd beg to differ from some experiences I've had over the years, a finger has been like waving a wand in the Albert Hall "exactly i'm alright with most sizes however, if i could wear the lady like a swimming cap then i would back off | |||
" however, if i could wear the lady like a swimming cap then i would back off " | |||
"Goes to find the remote control to compare pussy size to and take a pic "I haven't got past your boobs and arse yet .... | |||
" Like taking a fist means your baggy down there.. just means you can relax it well.. and after that.. mmmm fuck its good.. Cali Have to ask...is there a 'trick' to taking a fist? Despite best attempts I've never managed it, but have always been turned on and comfortable and using plenty of lube...wonder if I'm missing something or if it's just not for me! x Depends on whos doing the fisting suppose. Ive taken a womans fist but not my mans .oh and a 10 lb baby came out. Not all at the same time lol" I should hope not! That would be a moment x | |||
"Are blokes actually going to say that the woman he has just had sex with is like a bucket.? I imagine to do so would lead to instant castration. I spose inevitably they will say you are tight even if they dont mean it.. Especially if they only meeting the once. would they go back again if the woman was baggy ?
they are not, well not to their face.... it would be crucifixion time"Not to their face - and not whilst down below either! "You have a huge pussy, You have a huge pussy!" "Why did you say that twice?" "I didn't!" | |||
"The tightest woman I've known was a 5'10" Amazon with a pussy like a paper cut that had a grip like a pit-bull. On the other hand the slackest was a diminutive 7 stoner who turned out to be a human Tardis.
So the size of the woman doesn't always denote the size of the pussy! R
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