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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Onto a few willing ladies, either outdoors or indoors when writhing around upon plastic sheeting all coated liberally in baby oil(I have always insisted that they return the favour)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i once pissed on my sleeping dads head. i had a skinfull that day and can't remember doing it(think i was sleepwalking).needless to say he wasn't very happy in the morning, but it allways give me a little chuckle when i think about it  |
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over a year ago
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on the pitch at Anfield ,, was working there at the time ,, was the year a big hole appeared in the kop ,, oh and yes ,,, i,m a blue  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Dutch toilet in Eindhoven.
They consist of four 'depositories' in which one places ones 'old man' to have a pee. There are four of you, in very close proximity all facing one another around a central post, and the splash screen only comes up to about stomach height.
And all if this right in the middle of the market square with Dutch ladies of a certain age walking past behind you....
Somewhat disconcerting....... 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"indoors when writhing around upon plastic sheeting all coated liberally in baby oil
Not entirely true!!!!!  "
On some occasions it was. On others simply in a bathroom.....and very enjoyable it was too, wasn't it?... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i have always had a weak bladder, so when i used to go out drinking i would often just have to go anywear.
i had sex with a man in the back of his van once when i was a teenager.
then he fell asleep and i needed a wee, so i did it in the back of his van.
i wouldnt do anything like that now though of course. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It was pouring with rain. My gf and I were absolutely soaked and both needed a piss. So both pissed in our trousers walking along the high street. So horny when we got home - it was great! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Again peeing with rain and cycling 8 miles to home, soaked already so did not see what difference it would make, so just let go on the saddle, love just peeing in nature, horny!  |
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in my nanas specimen jug in hospital shed had a stroke bles her and i didnt want to leave so i quickly went in this jug just finished when the nurse came in and took it for testing apparantly nan was pregnant! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Dutch toilet in Eindhoven.
They consist of four 'depositories' in which one places ones 'old man' to have a pee. There are four of you, in very close proximity all facing one another around a central post, and the splash screen only comes up to about stomach height.
And all if this right in the middle of the market square with Dutch ladies of a certain age walking past behind you....
Somewhat disconcerting.......
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Same as in Amsterdam!! Seems very odd peeing whilst many people are walking past!! Lol.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Years ago we were fishing on a boat on the Shire River in Malawi, bearing in mind this river is infested with hippos and crocodiles, but I needed a pee big time, so we pulled up to the river bank I got off the boat and disappeared into the reeds to do my thing, next thing behide me I hear a noise in the reeds and shouting from the boat, omg I looked around there was this huge croc coming for my bum, man I didn't touch ground, jeans still down at my ankle's and a croc after my bum, I rocket launched myself back into the boat, one unhappy cros on the river bank, me happy the croc had missed my bum! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Brilliant thread....
On a day of debauchery on a pub crawl S pulled my hand inside her jeans through the rips and just stood there and pissed. we went into a pub got a drink, and I played with her....
or, and this is 100% true,
Me laying on my back fucking S on top of me, in a fabulous sex club on a round bed in front of about 20 people, a girl (who is on here) climbed up stood over S and pissed on us both....
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
P.s. anyone who says ewwww, this is a pissing thread.........
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"Years ago we were fishing on a boat on the Shire River in Malawi, bearing in mind this river is infested with hippos and crocodiles, but I needed a pee big time, so we pulled up to the river bank I got off the boat and disappeared into the reeds to do my thing, next thing behide me I hear a noise in the reeds and shouting from the boat, omg I looked around there was this huge croc coming for my bum, man I didn't touch ground, jeans still down at my ankle's and a croc after my bum, I rocket launched myself back into the boat, one unhappy cros on the river bank, me happy the croc had missed my bum! "
pmsl sad loss for bmth if youd been lunch |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Years ago we were fishing on a boat on the Shire River in Malawi, bearing in mind this river is infested with hippos and crocodiles, but I needed a pee big time, so we pulled up to the river bank I got off the boat and disappeared into the reeds to do my thing, next thing behide me I hear a noise in the reeds and shouting from the boat, omg I looked around there was this huge croc coming for my bum, man I didn't touch ground, jeans still down at my ankle's and a croc after my bum, I rocket launched myself back into the boat, one unhappy cros on the river bank, me happy the croc had missed my bum! pmsl sad loss for bmth if youd been lunch "
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"Years ago we were fishing on a boat on the Shire River in Malawi, bearing in mind this river is infested with hippos and crocodiles, but I needed a pee big time, so we pulled up to the river bank I got off the boat and disappeared into the reeds to do my thing, next thing behide me I hear a noise in the reeds and shouting from the boat, omg I looked around there was this huge croc coming for my bum, man I didn't touch ground, jeans still down at my ankle's and a croc after my bum, I rocket launched myself back into the boat, one unhappy cros on the river bank, me happy the croc had missed my bum! pmsl sad loss for bmth if youd been lunch Thank you "
your welcome sexy legs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Years ago we were fishing on a boat on the Shire River in Malawi, bearing in mind this river is infested with hippos and crocodiles, but I needed a pee big time, so we pulled up to the river bank I got off the boat and disappeared into the reeds to do my thing, next thing behide me I hear a noise in the reeds and shouting from the boat, omg I looked around there was this huge croc coming for my bum, man I didn't touch ground, jeans still down at my ankle's and a croc after my bum, I rocket launched myself back into the boat, one unhappy cros on the river bank, me happy the croc had missed my bum! pmsl sad loss for bmth if youd been lunch Thank you
your welcome sexy legs"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Brilliant thread....
On a day of debauchery on a pub crawl S pulled my hand inside her jeans through the rips and just stood there and pissed. we went into a pub got a drink, and I played with her....
or, and this is 100% true,
Me laying on my back fucking S on top of me, in a fabulous sex club on a round bed in front of about 20 people, a girl (who is on here) climbed up stood over S and pissed on us both....
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
P.s. anyone who says ewwww, this is a pissing thread.........
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I wouldn't say ewwww. I'd say Mmmmm.....  |
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By *esskarWoman
over a year ago
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"Brilliant thread....
On a day of debauchery on a pub crawl S pulled my hand inside her jeans through the rips and just stood there and pissed. we went into a pub got a drink, and I played with her....
or, and this is 100% true,
Me laying on my back fucking S on top of me, in a fabulous sex club on a round bed in front of about 20 people, a girl (who is on here) climbed up stood over S and pissed on us both....
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
P.s. anyone who says ewwww, this is a pissing thread.........
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Just spotted this thread, and wow nice
OK, for us Karina has peed in many a beer garden while sitting on a bench, on the grass outside Ice Sheffield, on my cock , she has peed her knicks at my direction in a park ..... I could go on but you get the gist |
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By *esskarWoman
over a year ago
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"first time i pissed in someones mouth i found that strange, oddly i find it quite normal now days, not sure what they says about me 
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Not done it in mouths yet but never say never.
How did your party go?
We couldn't make it but are interested in future dates. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I never intended to
I was just playing with a guy and he was sat on the shower floor so i straddled over his chest and as i stared peeing he quickly sat forwards and put his mouth between my legs and started drinking it, at first i thought as i was still quite new to it all but i found it quite a turn on and a monster was born lol
The party was good theres another one next week |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Brilliant thread....
On a day of debauchery on a pub crawl S pulled my hand inside her jeans through the rips and just stood there and pissed. we went into a pub got a drink, and I played with her....
or, and this is 100% true,
Me laying on my back fucking S on top of me, in a fabulous sex club on a round bed in front of about 20 people, a girl (who is on here) climbed up stood over S and pissed on us both....
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
P.s. anyone who says ewwww, this is a pissing thread.........
I wouldn't say ewwww. I'd say Mmmmm..... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The side of the M4. Stuck in a huge stationary queue of traffic.
I'd been holding off as long as I could and would have preferred an empty Starbucks cup - but had to be the day after I'd had the car valeted!!
Did get a few honks and whistles!! Lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have peed in many a street and woods, side of the rd, car parks, sat outside my tent early in morning when I can't make it to the shower block, just make sure the night shirt is short and just sit on the grass, if there are any guys around I might flash a bit if they were looking!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Up my ex wifes arse
is that why your an X now , did she no or was she sleeping lol "
She definitely knew about it, esp when she squirted it back out over the girl who was licking her pussy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Up my ex wifes arse
is that why your an X now , did she no or was she sleeping lol
She definitely knew about it, esp when she squirted it back out over the girl who was licking her pussy!"
Hmmm thats right up my street very kinky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Many years ago whilst at an album playback I (whilst being egged on by others) pissed all over the drivers door handle of my boses car.
He was always picking his nose, so we knew within minutes of opening the car my piss would be up his nose!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Up my ex wifes arse
is that why your an X now , did she no or was she sleeping lol
She definitely knew about it, esp when she squirted it back out over the girl who was licking her pussy!
Hmmm thats right up my street very kinky "
i must admit i love having a guy pee inside me just after sex, feels great
Not done it for ages tho as its not really something you can do with everyone due to condoms etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i once got back from a night out and i was properly out of it, and i was in bed and couldnt be bothered to get out of bed so i just opened the sheets and pissed on the floor, wasnt happy the next morning mind haha. but i did clean it properly after i got over the hangover lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never done it but would love to have a go if there are any willing ladies out there"
i think more and more people are getting into it
I get loads of guys ask me if we can do it on meets
Its one of those things that a lot of people wont admit to wanting to try incase it put people off but if you mention you like it first all of a sudden they start admitting their thoughts and asking to try |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Never done it but would love to have a go if there are any willing ladies out there
i think more and more people are getting into it
I get loads of guys ask me if we can do it on meets
Its one of those things that a lot of people wont admit to wanting to try incase it put people off but if you mention you like it first all of a sudden they start admitting their thoughts and asking to try "
Its on my to do list. Never judge anybody until I try it and if I like it I will do it again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"first time i pissed in someones mouth i found that strange, oddly i find it quite normal now days, not sure what they says about me
Says bloody lovely lol. Wish it was me you were peeing over
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Watersports sound interesting. I wouldn't mind having a go at surfing!
Okay okay on topic. Wouldn't mind having a go at it. I know people have it listed as an interest on sites like this but seems a hard thing to work towards if you've only met someone a couple of times. Wasn't sure how common it was seeing as meets can be few and far between at times so don't wanna be scaring people off with stuff that some wouldn't try. |
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"Watersports sound interesting. I wouldn't mind having a go at surfing!
Okay okay on topic. Wouldn't mind having a go at it. I know people have it listed as an interest on sites like this but seems a hard thing to work towards if you've only met someone a couple of times. Wasn't sure how common it was seeing as meets can be few and far between at times so don't wanna be scaring people off with stuff that some wouldn't try."
ive done it loads of times on a first meet, i get lots of guys who have never tried ask me if we can do pee play if we meet as well as guys who are fuling into it
If its something you both like how is doing it with someone you havnt met loads any harder than oral first meet
If someone does not want to do it id suggest they're not really into it and making excuses not to
As for scaring them off only suggest it to people who have it listed, if they have it listed as an interest they they shouldnt get offended by you asking |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Watersports sound interesting. I wouldn't mind having a go at surfing!
Okay okay on topic. Wouldn't mind having a go at it. I know people have it listed as an interest on sites like this but seems a hard thing to work towards if you've only met someone a couple of times. Wasn't sure how common it was seeing as meets can be few and far between at times so don't wanna be scaring people off with stuff that some wouldn't try.
ive done it loads of times on a first meet, i get lots of guys who have never tried ask me if we can do pee play if we meet as well as guys who are fuling into it
If its something you both like how is doing it with someone you havnt met loads any harder than oral first meet
If someone does not want to do it id suggest they're not really into it and making excuses not to
As for scaring them off only suggest it to people who have it listed, if they have it listed as an interest they they shouldnt get offended by you asking"
It's like any other 'interest' on a profile - unless you've just ticked all the boxes to cover all bases!
And although my experience in this is limited to a couple of meets long ago - i'd definately say - as with any interest - new or old - it's usually the case that it's a lot easier to broach the subject here with a new aquaintance than someone you've met before! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When working as a dust man whilst at college one of my colleagues was arrested for pissing up against the wall of the citizens advice bureau. The best bit was the magistrate in an article in the paper who said " the citizens advice bureau is useful for many things but urinating is not one of them". This crew were really bad and used to take dumps in people's gardens! |
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As for scaring them off only suggest it to people who have it listed, if they have it listed as an interest they they shouldnt get offended by you asking"
Yeah true. I guess it's not exactly something i'd go for every time but wouldn't mind trying. I half think some people who squirt just tick the box counting it as watersports when it really isn't. Or not to the full extent. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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In my mates half pint of guiness at uni when i had just broke my leg and couldnt be arsed going to the toilet..in fact i spent the night just pissing in empty pint glasses..would not liked to have been the cleaner the next morning.
And yes i feel bad for it now  |
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