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"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more. So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance. Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx" Even psychedelic trance? | |||
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"Nah, music distracts me." Fair enough, but even without the music, guys can put their pelvic into it and not just thrust, back and fort, they should try to gyrate, or thrust in a circular motion and really massage the vagina xx | |||
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"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more. So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance. Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx" You thought about writing a book. Now what could it be called? | |||
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"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more. So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance. Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx" I’ll just dig out that Slayer CD... | |||
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They normally start running away in slow motion  | |||
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"Sounds boring and repetitive" well apparently they keep coming back for more  | |||
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"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more. So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance. Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx" Wow you sound like such a catch! | |||
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"To many things to remember op I’d lose my concentration and probably get a flop on " | |||
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"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more. So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance. Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx You thought about writing a book. Now what could it be called?" I've actually written 4 erotic books, poems, short stories and a novel. | |||
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"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more. So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance. Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx Wow you sound like such a catch!" Thanks and I try tbh, I love experiment in the bedroom, bring new things out etc, surprise women, and not give them the standard fuck they're accustomed to getting tbh xx | |||
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"A lot of songs only last a few minutes "That's why there are playlists | |||
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"A lot of songs only last a few minutes "Have to put it on repeat   | |||
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"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more. So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance. Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx You thought about writing a book. Now what could it be called? I've actually written 4 erotic books, poems, short stories and a novel. " have you had them published? | |||
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"A lot of songs only last a few minutes "Maybe op is the same | |||
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"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more. So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance. Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx You thought about writing a book. Now what could it be called? I've actually written 4 erotic books, poems, short stories and a novel. have you had them published? " Yes, self published | |||
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"Are you the same guy on another thread telling women how to give blow jobs. You are a brave fella if nothing else. " I thought that's what a forum is for to share your views on stuff, fair enough | |||
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"Wow!!!! Just wow!!! I feel all enlightened. Many thanks op. T" | |||
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"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more. So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance. Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx You thought about writing a book. Now what could it be called? I've actually written 4 erotic books, poems, short stories and a novel. have you had them published? Yes, self published " can I order it from Amazon ? | |||
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"Are you the same guy on another thread telling women how to give blow jobs. You are a brave fella if nothing else. " We need someone to tell us what to do. Always. | |||
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"A lot of songs only last a few minutes
Maybe op is the same "Lol now that's a laugh lmfao. I wouldn't lie I can easily go up to 2 hours without taking a break. I honestly and truly am very competitive when it comes to pleasing women and always try to out perform what I think the average guy can do. (Call it having a big ego) | |||
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"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more. So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance. Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx You thought about writing a book. Now what could it be called? I've actually written 4 erotic books, poems, short stories and a novel. have you had them published? Yes, self published can I order it from Amazon ?" Yes you can | |||
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"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more. So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance. Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx" Here's my crazy tip for a woman enjoying sex. Pay attention to her, not some gimmicky technique! Move and act in time with her reactions and focus on her, not the background music. You could even try talking with her to understand what she likes. I know, crazy talk, but it works for me | |||
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"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more. So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance. Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx You thought about writing a book. Now what could it be called? I've actually written 4 erotic books, poems, short stories and a novel. have you had them published? Yes, self published can I order it from Amazon ? Yes you can" what’s the title I don’t mind a good book especially now the dark nights are here | |||
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"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more. So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance. Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx You thought about writing a book. Now what could it be called? I've actually written 4 erotic books, poems, short stories and a novel. have you had them published? Yes, self published can I order it from Amazon ? Yes you can what’s the title I don’t mind a good book especially now the dark nights are here " Inbox me, I don't share those private details on public forums, and thanks so much for the interest. | |||
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"A lot of songs only last a few minutes
Have to put it on repeat "There's only so many times one can listen to Spice Girls - Wannabe, before the mood is taken away and proper dancing starts. | |||
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"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more. So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance. Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx You thought about writing a book. Now what could it be called? I've actually written 4 erotic books, poems, short stories and a novel. have you had them published? Yes, self published can I order it from Amazon ? Yes you can what’s the title I don’t mind a good book especially now the dark nights are here Inbox me, I don't share those private details on public forums, and thanks so much for the interest." fair point op | |||
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"I put on the benny hill music when I want to get the women in the mood
They normally start running away in slow motion "Pmsl. I can hear and visualise it now | |||
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"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more. So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance. Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx Wow you sound like such a catch!"  | |||
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"... (Call it having a big ego) " Hey no, don't put yourself down like that. I, for one, think you sound inspirational. Do you have a podcast or YouTube channel I can subscribe to? We all need advice from time to time and it sounds like you're just the man. Nice one. Peace.  | |||
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"A lot of songs only last a few minutes
Have to put it on repeat
There's only so many times one can listen to Spice Girls - Wannabe, before the mood is taken away and proper dancing starts."Spice girls might try that we normal just go with push it by salt and pepper | |||
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"Telling someone to keep their focus on their lover whilst having sex is a bit like telling someone to keep an eye on the road when driving a car ? I mean, it’s a little obvious, no? " You'd think wouldn't you?! | |||
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"I put on the benny hill music when I want to get the women in the mood
They normally start running away in slow motion
Pmsl.
I can hear and visualise it now "New Zealand? You cow x | |||
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"A lot of songs only last a few minutes
Maybe op is the same
Lol now that's a laugh lmfao. I wouldn't lie I can easily go up to 2 hours without taking a break. I honestly and truly am very competitive when it comes to pleasing women and always try to out perform what I think the average guy can do. (Call it having a big ego) "You’re competitive at sex? 
Is it a sport? Should it be in the Olympics? Shall we get a fab league table going? | |||
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"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more. So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance. Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx Even psychedelic trance?" Especially psychedelic trance!!! | |||
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"I think OP has truly proved he is a human vibrator A penis with no man attached " | |||
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"Telling someone to keep their focus on their lover whilst having sex is a bit like telling someone to keep an eye on the road when driving a car ? I mean, it’s a little obvious, no? You'd think wouldn't you?! "Yeah! Ya Would! | |||
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"Whatever would guys do without this advice?
"Enjoy considerably more mutually enjoyable sexual experiences , I’d imagine ? | |||
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"I love being blocked for putting my opinion on a forum post. Makes me feel all warm and cosy inside" I’ve been blocked for a lot less | |||
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"Classical? I'll try that, maybe start with George Bizet's Carmen Suite No1:5 Les Toréadors" I was thinking more of String Quartet No. 2 — Morton Feldman it's 6hrs long | |||
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"Classical? I'll try that, maybe start with George Bizet's Carmen Suite No1:5 Les Toréadors I was thinking more of String Quartet No. 2 — Morton Feldman it's 6hrs long" I could "fuck a woman good" 6 times over in 6 hours and that's including stopping for a sleep and food | |||
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"Whatever would guys do without this advice?
Enjoy considerably more mutually enjoyable sexual experiences , I’d imagine ? "Apparently it's not about mutual enjoyment though. It's about WINNING at sex and having a generic technique for every sexual partner. In all fairness, I'm sure lots of people would enjoy the suggested idea, I'd personally feel a bit detached with my mind elsewhere. I like to be present for the 16 seconds of mind blowing sex I offer | |||
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"Whatever would guys do without this advice?
Enjoy considerably more mutually enjoyable sexual experiences , I’d imagine ? "All that sexy time you loose looking for the right song... | |||
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"What is the woman allowed to do? Just lie there? I think I would start laughing if a man was fucking me in time to the music or I would count the ceiling cracks. I like to be part of the sex ie allowed to set the pace too " I would just start singing along I think | |||
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"Classical? I'll try that, maybe start with George Bizet's Carmen Suite No1:5 Les Toréadors" Ravel's bolero | |||
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"What is the woman allowed to do? Just lie there? I think I would start laughing if a man was fucking me in time to the music or I would count the ceiling cracks. I like to be part of the sex ie allowed to set the pace too I would just start singing along I think" I hope you have a good singing voice lol | |||
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"What is the woman allowed to do? Just lie there? I think I would start laughing if a man was fucking me in time to the music or I would count the ceiling cracks. I like to be part of the sex ie allowed to set the pace too " Who said the woman was allowed to interact? How am I supposed to keep track of the music, circling my cock and whatever you want to do?
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"What is the woman allowed to do? Just lie there? I think I would start laughing if a man was fucking me in time to the music or I would count the ceiling cracks. I like to be part of the sex ie allowed to set the pace too I would just start singing along I think I hope you have a good singing voice lol "There could be confusion I am moaning, I've not the best singing voice | |||
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this is how I thought good sex was achieved too, but back when I was a teenager ffs
I thankfully now know differently, but still not mature enough not to be laughing at this, while humming We will rock you by Queen | |||
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"I’m still laughing at this this is how I thought good sex was achieved too, but back when I was a teenager ffs
I thankfully now know differently, but still not mature enough not to be laughing at this, while humming We will rock you by Queen "PMSL, thought it was just me that had that thought! Thank God...... | |||
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"I love being blocked for putting my opinion on a forum post. Makes me feel all warm and cosy inside" I never blocked you though, just saying xx | |||
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"I’m still laughing at this this is how I thought good sex was achieved too, but back when I was a teenager ffs
I thankfully now know differently, but still not mature enough not to be laughing at this, while humming We will rock you by Queen
PMSL, thought it was just me that had that thought! Thank God...... "Nope, you wasn’t alone in that thought. It sounds like me telling my mates how it’s done back in the day, when I too had zero clue | |||
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"I love being blocked for putting my opinion on a forum post. Makes me feel all warm and cosy inside I never blocked you though, just saying xx" I was just making a statement. I didn't mention names | |||
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"What if it skips to Drum and Bass Halfway through ?! I'll be knackered !! "Better than Mr bombastic eofl | |||
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"I’m still laughing at this this is how I thought good sex was achieved too, but back when I was a teenager ffs
I thankfully now know differently, but still not mature enough not to be laughing at this, while humming We will rock you by Queen
PMSL, thought it was just me that had that thought! Thank God......
Nope, you wasn’t alone in that thought. It sounds like me telling my mates how it’s done back in the day, when I too had zero clue "It's weird how many teenage throwbacks have popped up in the last few weeks. Turns out I'm one of the weird guys who didn't measure his cock throughout my teens. Too busy actually having fun | |||
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"OP is suddenly very quiet. I would have thought he would be on constant refresh after posting this gem of knowledge. " He’s got Spotify on and practicing in the mirror
No offence OP I’m not having a go just this has chuckled me | |||
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"OP is suddenly very quiet. I would have thought he would be on constant refresh after posting this gem of knowledge. He’s got Spotify on and practicing in the mirror
No offence OP I’m not having a go just this has chuckled me "He's not taken offence I don't think. He's not gone UNLOS yet | |||
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"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more. So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance. Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx" Yeah, the 1812 overture should do the trick, so. | |||
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"I put on the benny hill music when I want to get the women in the mood
They normally start running away in slow motion
Pmsl.
I can hear and visualise it now "I wasn't laughing I had to put on some tear for fears to stop me crying | |||
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"What if it skips to Drum and Bass Halfway through ?! I'll be knackered !!
Better than Mr bombastic eofl"Mr Lovva Lovva........... | |||
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"What a fucking great tip "No one does sarcasm like the Welsh | |||
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"I’m still laughing at this this is how I thought good sex was achieved too, but back when I was a teenager ffs
I thankfully now know differently, but still not mature enough not to be laughing at this, while humming We will rock you by Queen
PMSL, thought it was just me that had that thought! Thank God......
Nope, you wasn’t alone in that thought. It sounds like me telling my mates how it’s done back in the day, when I too had zero clue
It's weird how many teenage throwbacks have popped up in the last few weeks. Turns out I'm one of the weird guys who didn't measure his cock throughout my teens. Too busy actually having fun "Have you caught up with the craze now and gave it a good Measure? I’m waiting for Christmas, hopefully I get one of them mini tape measures in my cracker | |||
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"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more. So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance. Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx Even psychedelic trance?" Yeah full on | |||
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"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more. So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance. Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx" Tried practising by masturbating to hardcore Tekno rave and I've got friction burns now Thanks for nothing | |||
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"The 1812 is purely for gangbangs and orgies "Is it? I never knew! Currently Googling 'music to fuck to that wont make you laugh'. | |||
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"I’m still laughing at this this is how I thought good sex was achieved too, but back when I was a teenager ffs
I thankfully now know differently, but still not mature enough not to be laughing at this, while humming We will rock you by Queen
PMSL, thought it was just me that had that thought! Thank God......
Nope, you wasn’t alone in that thought. It sounds like me telling my mates how it’s done back in the day, when I too had zero clue
It's weird how many teenage throwbacks have popped up in the last few weeks. Turns out I'm one of the weird guys who didn't measure his cock throughout my teens. Too busy actually having fun
Have you caught up with the craze now and gave it a good Measure? I’m waiting for Christmas, hopefully I get one of them mini tape measures in my cracker "I'm trying to find a funsize sky remote or can of lynx! | |||
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"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more. So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance. Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx tried this and guess what.... agadoo didn't work for us" Omg I'm crying laughing. I've images of sex to agadoo At least it talks about pushing and grinding | |||
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"I'm thinking prodigy and firestarter. " Smack my bitch up would be more appropriate | |||
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"Deep East 17 surely " If they stick smack my bitch up by prodigy I'm out of there!! | |||
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"Deep East 17 surely If they stick smack my bitch up by prodigy I'm out of there!! "Timing | |||
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"A lot of songs only last a few minutes
Maybe op is the same
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"I’m still laughing at this this is how I thought good sex was achieved too, but back when I was a teenager ffs
I thankfully now know differently, but still not mature enough not to be laughing at this, while humming We will rock you by Queen
PMSL, thought it was just me that had that thought! Thank God......
Nope, you wasn’t alone in that thought. It sounds like me telling my mates how it’s done back in the day, when I too had zero clue
It's weird how many teenage throwbacks have popped up in the last few weeks. Turns out I'm one of the weird guys who didn't measure his cock throughout my teens. Too busy actually having fun
Have you caught up with the craze now and gave it a good Measure? I’m waiting for Christmas, hopefully I get one of them mini tape measures in my cracker
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"OP is suddenly very quiet. I would have thought he would be on constant refresh after posting this gem of knowledge. He’s got Spotify on and practicing in the mirror
No offence OP I’m not having a go just this has chuckled me "That's cool no harm tbh | |||
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"OP is suddenly very quiet. I would have thought he would be on constant refresh after posting this gem of knowledge. He’s got Spotify on and practicing in the mirror
No offence OP I’m not having a go just this has chuckled me
He's not taken offence I don't think.
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"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more. So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance. Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx" Er... Classical music doesn't have a beat. | |||
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"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more. So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance. Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx" You should give lessons most of these men on here don't know how | |||
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"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more. So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance. Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx Er... Classical music doesn't have a beat. " Plenty does, just try fucking to Bizet's Toreador. Powerful stuff. | |||
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"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more. So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance. Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx You should give lessons most of these men on here don't know how "Have you experienced most men on here ?? | |||
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"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more. So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance. Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx You should give lessons most of these men on here don't know how
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"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more. So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance. Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx You should give lessons most of these men on here don't know how
Have you experienced most men on here ??
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"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more. So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance. Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx Er... Classical music doesn't have a beat. Plenty does, just try fucking to Bizet's Toreador. Powerful stuff. " OK, so I gave it a listen. If I was entertaining Dot Cotton, or Her Majesty I'd imagine they'd be bang up for it. Anyone else and I'd think they'd be lying there looking puzzled. Maybe I'm just a philistine. I don't need a soundtrack. | |||
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"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more. So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance. Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx You should give lessons most of these men on here don't know how
Have you experienced most men on here ?? "You don’t need to to travel to Ethiopia to know that most children are starving. Just like you also don’t need to go to America to know that most Americans are cunts x (Did I just say that?!) | |||
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" Er... Classical music doesn't have a beat. Plenty does, just try fucking to Bizet's Toreador. Powerful stuff. OK, so I gave it a listen. If I was entertaining Dot Cotton, or Her Majesty I'd imagine they'd be bang up for it. Anyone else and I'd think they'd be lying there looking puzzled. Maybe I'm just a philistine. I don't need a soundtrack. " Me neither, just pointing out you're talking bollocks. | |||
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"A lot of songs only last a few minutes
Maybe op is the same
Lol now that's a laugh lmfao. I wouldn't lie I can easily go up to 2 hours without taking a break. I honestly and truly am very competitive when it comes to pleasing women and always try to out perform what I think the average guy can do. (Call it having a big ego) "Yes, I think we can call it that ... | |||
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"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more. So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance. Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx" Mr Loverman? | |||
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"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more. So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance. Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx Mr Loverman? ""SHABBA!" | |||
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"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more. So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance. Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx Mr Loverman? "Got to love a bit of Shaggy | |||
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"OP, was your Da Barry White? Huh, not too sure what you're asking, please forgive me xx" Cause you're smooth like Barry White. Was being silly | |||
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"OP, was your Da Barry White? Huh, not too sure what you're asking, please forgive me xx Cause you're smooth like Barry White. Was being silly "Oh ok lol, lost me for a sec | |||
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"The assumption that every lady has the same musical taste, let alone sexual taste, actually made my eyes roll!
Nowhere did I even remotely imply that all women have the same musical taste xx"So you're going to give a musical interview each time and hope you have the correct playlist? | |||
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"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more. So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance. Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx I’ll just dig out that Slayer CD..." Leo slayer? When I need love perhaps? | |||
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"New order blue Monday anyone?
Never tried that. How does it feel..? "same as it did the last 14 times they released it | |||
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"What if it skips to Drum and Bass Halfway through ?! I'll be knackered !! "I was thinking Speedcore or Terracore 300-1000 BPM. Friction burned cock anyone | |||
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"I think OP could be Fab's resident sex therapist You could charge consultancy fees OP" Let me know when the consulting room is open! ;-) | |||
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"There's nothing more I love than when I put in the effort to please a woman and she genuinely appreciates it. I'm always upping my game so that I can always leave a woman cumming back for more. So guys here's a free tip, when you fuck her, put on some nice music, anything from classical to dancehall even r&b will do the trick. Then fuck her to the beat of the music. Stroke her in time with the rhythm and don't just thrust, move in and out of her like your grinding or dancing with a woman, an intimate slow dance. Trust me she'll love you for that and you'll get her to cum back for a lot more xx Wow you sound like such a catch! Thanks and I try tbh, I love experiment in the bedroom, bring new things out etc, surprise women, and not give them the standard fuck they're accustomed to getting tbh xx" Bold of you to assume you know what we’re accustomed to getting. I’m accustomed to getting my mind blown every single time I see my FWB, and he’s never once done anything so trite as your suggestion. | |||
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Maybe op is the same
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Don’t stop me now (Queen)
You've Got a Friend in Me (Toy Story)
She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain (old classic)
Always look on the bright side of life (Monty Python)
Who Let the Dogs Out (the Baha Men)
Circle of Life (The Lion King)
Sex is on fire (Kings of Leon)
And maybe finish up with a bit of God save the Queen
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"Think we need to make an epic playlist, we will start please add to it
Don’t stop me now (Queen)
You've Got a Friend in Me (Toy Story)
She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain (old classic)
Always look on the bright side of life (Monty Python)
Who Let the Dogs Out (the Baha Men)
Circle of Life (The Lion King)
Sex is on fire (Kings of Leon)
And maybe finish up with a bit of God save the Queen
Don’t know about you lot but Mrs said she’s wet already
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"What if it skips to Drum and Bass Halfway through ?! I'll be knackered !!
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"Think we need to make an epic playlist, we will start please add to it
Don’t stop me now (Queen)
You've Got a Friend in Me (Toy Story)
She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain (old classic)
Always look on the bright side of life (Monty Python)
Who Let the Dogs Out (the Baha Men)
Circle of Life (The Lion King)
Sex is on fire (Kings of Leon)
And maybe finish up with a bit of God save the Queen
Don’t know about you lot but Mrs said she’s wet already
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"The 1812 is purely for gangbangs and orgies
Is it? I never knew!
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