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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My partner is now working nights on a rota (legit work). Seems very odd going to bed without her so have been musing about getting a blow up doll, she seemed a little put out about this so I have told her I will get an ugly one, what does the team think? |
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"LMAO, I love jokey threads like this.
Personally I'm not sure why she'd be put out, as if the roles were reveresed she'd soon replace you with a Teddy Bear.....
Or a vibrator.  "
Or 2 Vibrators and then she'd be having a 3some... |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"LMAO, I love jokey threads like this.
Personally I'm not sure why she'd be put out, as if the roles were reveresed she'd soon replace you with a Teddy Bear.....
Or a vibrator.
Or 2 Vibrators and then she'd be having a 3some..."
I'm single, so I get through loads of vibrators. Much more fun than teddybears. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Unfortunately when I woke up the other morning she had gone flat, very disappointing, whilst I am very virile I thought this was going over the top a little, have had to go to Halfords to get a puncture repair outfit, never had to do this for the wife!
Still the blow up tube was most thoughtfully placed in an erogenous zone so blowing her up will be fun, the only downside is the wife insisted I get an ugly one so I have to put a plastic bag over her plastic face or turn the lights out but the good side is she never has headaches! |
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I bought a blow up doll once.
I had to take it back to the shop though as it kept losing air.
I don't think I explained this correctly to the shop owner as his response was:-
"If I knew it was going to go down on you I'd have charged you double!" 
I'm here all week!!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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tricky for chaps ... for ladies it's a lovelt reason to get out the vibrator collection but for chaps ... the thought of humping a hideous squeeking resusi annie is awful!!
If I were you I'd treat yourself to some top notch pron and have a wank fest
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"My partner is now working nights on a rota (legit work). Seems very odd going to bed without her so have been musing about getting a blow up doll, she seemed a little put out about this so I have told her I will get an ugly one, what does the team think?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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sex dolls remind me too much of my wife,
she doesnt listen or speak to me either
she also just lies there thinking of england
she also expects me to do all the work
and ive also thought of blowing her up aswell
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We just love you guys...
Where can we get one of these dolls and how much?
The Mrs dont work nights and would love to see me get it on with a dolly bird.
I too dont have much money, maybe someone could lend me one???
Ill put it in the washing machine before i send it back. lol |
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