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Seriously with all the messages we get each day from men why do none of them fit this brief. I want my husband x2. Love a dad bod and want someone who laughs at all the wrong things. Come on gents send us your dodgiest jokes, nothing off limits, no gym types please. You make us feel guilty about all the cake haha |
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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago
village life, closest main town inverness |
"Seriously with all the messages we get each day from men why do none of them fit this brief. I want my husband x2. Love a dad bod and want someone who laughs at all the wrong things. Come on gents send us your dodgiest jokes, nothing off limits, no gym types please. You make us feel guilty about all the cake haha"
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It's Kiki who laughs at the wrong things in this house lol 
If an old lady fell over I'd rush to help pick her up and then...
...have to go pick Kiki up as she will have fallen over laughing  |
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"Scared to comment on certain profiles because no single guys but amazing curves ladies 
Thats are what these forums are for lol  "
Absolutely. Finding the profiles so much better for getting to know those we might like to run into in a club one day! |
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"Scared to comment on certain profiles because no single guys but amazing curves ladies
Thats are what these forums are for lol
Absolutely. Finding the profiles so much better for getting to know those we might like to run into in a club one day! "
A club lol will they ever reopen coz were dying to have a naughty night out |
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"Scared to comment on certain profiles because no single guys but amazing curves ladies
Thats are what these forums are for lol
Absolutely. Finding the profiles so much better for getting to know those we might like to run into in a club one day!
A club lol will they ever reopen coz were dying to have a naughty night out "
We are off to VA on saturday. Things will be a little different with all precautions but still massively looking forward to just getting out and away from the kids Haha |
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over a year ago
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Porn gives young people an unhealthy and unrealistic idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.
A man has been charged with murder by using sandpaper. When asked about the victim, the defendant said he “only wanted to rough him up a bit”.
I discovered that answering the door naked and with and erection helps to deter Trick Or Treaters........oh, here we go again....two of them dressed as policemen......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry, your application to our match-making service has been rejected.
You failed on question #14: What do you most like in a woman?
‘My cock’ was not an acceptable answer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scared to comment on certain profiles because no single guys but amazing curves ladies "
Doesn't mean because they are not specifically looking for single guys you can't comment xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry, your application to our match-making service has been rejected.
You failed on question #14: What do you most like in a woman?
‘My cock’ was not an acceptable answer. "
Haha xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bad jokes?? OK....
What did the deaf dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?
Cancer..
Before you all start, I'm allowed as I'm going through chemo myself.. The oncology nurses loved that one |
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The missus asked me what I was doing on the computer. "Looking for cheap flights" I replied.
She got incredibly excited, kisses me, and proceeded to give me the most amazing blow job I've ever had.
This surprised me as she's never been interested in darts before.
I'll get my coat.... |
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"Dad bod alert.
What kind of biscuits fly......plane ones. "
I so wish you lived closer though D is concerned that your profile reads almost exactly as his did back in his single days.
Polygamy is ok right?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dad bod alert.
What kind of biscuits fly......plane ones.
I so wish you lived closer though D is concerned that your profile reads almost exactly as his did back in his single days.
Polygamy is ok right??"
Haha, why not lol |
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"Dad bod alert.
What kind of biscuits fly......plane ones.
I so wish you lived closer though D is concerned that your profile reads almost exactly as his did back in his single days.
Polygamy is ok right??
Haha, why not lol "
mind you I already took on one extra kid with him
(2 if you include D himself)
I struggle not to tell the 3 spawn we have not to piss off daily....maybe I shouldnt get myself in a situation of adding more.
Maybe we could just get you here fucking me instead! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dad bod alert.
What kind of biscuits fly......plane ones.
I so wish you lived closer though D is concerned that your profile reads almost exactly as his did back in his single days.
Polygamy is ok right??
Haha, why not lol
mind you I already took on one extra kid with him
(2 if you include D himself)
I struggle not to tell the 3 spawn we have not to piss off daily....maybe I shouldnt get myself in a situation of adding more.
Maybe we could just get you here fucking me instead! "
Sounds intriguing |
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By *ondonerMan
over a year ago
London / Essex borders |
"Seriously with all the messages we get each day from men why do none of them fit this brief. I want my husband x2. Love a dad bod and want someone who laughs at all the wrong things. Come on gents send us your dodgiest jokes, nothing off limits, no gym types please. You make us feel guilty about all the cake haha"
Late 30s Dad bod here, lover of cake, puns and bad jokes in almost equal measure..
As an example, I bought some shoes from a drug dealer last week
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
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