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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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36 year old horny Geordie handyman here. Good at most things and self employed own van and tools was wondering if there would be scope if I offered a naked service? Its been a fantasy of mine for years but don't really know how I would go about it I am genuine and open minded. Was wondering what peoples thoughts on such a service would be |
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By *B1974Woman
over a year ago
Stanley |
"36 year old horny Geordie handyman here. Good at most things and self employed own van and tools was wondering if there would be scope if I offered a naked service? Its been a fantasy of mine for years but don't really know how I would go about it I am genuine and open minded. Was wondering what peoples thoughts on such a service would be "
Depends what you expect and prices for actual handyman services. Plus quality of work |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"36 year old horny Geordie handyman here. Good at most things and self employed own van and tools was wondering if there would be scope if I offered a naked service? Its been a fantasy of mine for years but don't really know how I would go about it I am genuine and open minded. Was wondering what peoples thoughts on such a service would be
Depends what you expect and prices for actual handyman services. Plus quality of work"
well I have numerous reviews and can show pics of genuine work I've done and the prices would depend on the job |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this a genuine service or just a way to get into the houses of fellow swingers for sex and also get paid?
Has to be asked"
genuine want to see if there is any scope for it |
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By *j48Man
over a year ago
Wigan |
"Is this a genuine service or just a way to get into the houses of fellow swingers for sex and also get paid?
Has to be asked"
Ha ha yes, he's probably spent too much time on porn sites.
Although, I've fucked a few customers over the years |
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"36 year old horny Geordie handyman here. Good at most things and self employed own van and tools was wondering if there would be scope if I offered a naked service? Its been a fantasy of mine for years but don't really know how I would go about it I am genuine and open minded. Was wondering what peoples thoughts on such a service would be "
Is this a pitch for a new Benny Hill sketch ?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"36 year old horny Geordie handyman here. Good at most things and self employed own van and tools was wondering if there would be scope if I offered a naked service? Its been a fantasy of mine for years but don't really know how I would go about it I am genuine and open minded. Was wondering what peoples thoughts on such a service would be
Is this a pitch for a new Benny Hill sketch ? "
Hahaha I'm being genuine lol |
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By *B1974Woman
over a year ago
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"Is this a genuine service or just a way to get into the houses of fellow swingers for sex and also get paid?
Has to be asked genuine want to see if there is any scope for it"
Thank you for answering, not sure if there'd be enough demand to be honest.
I wouldn't give up your day job...... And I mean that sincerely |
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"Is this a genuine service or just a way to get into the houses of fellow swingers for sex and also get paid?
Has to be asked genuine want to see if there is any scope for it
Thank you for answering, not sure if there'd be enough demand to be honest.
I wouldn't give up your day job...... And I mean that sincerely"
He’s got his hi-viz, rigger boots and a rock on, good luck to the fella  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I run a handyman business, all my work comes through recommendations and word of mouth. My core customer is 35-60 year old divorced single mothers. I have at least one sexual offer a week but have never accepted one. Business is business, reputation, quality and professionalism trump's all and if you fuck 'em they will never want you back for a paid job again. Flirt, leave them smiling, take the cash and leave. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this a genuine service or just a way to get into the houses of fellow swingers for sex and also get paid?
Has to be asked genuine want to see if there is any scope for it
Thank you for answering, not sure if there'd be enough demand to be honest.
I wouldn't give up your day job...... And I mean that sincerely"
my day job is builder  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I run a handyman business, all my work comes through recommendations and word of mouth. My core customer is 35-60 year old divorced single mothers. I have at least one sexual offer a week but have never accepted one. Business is business, reputation, quality and professionalism trump's all and if you fuck 'em they will never want you back for a paid job again. Flirt, leave them smiling, take the cash and leave."
I've been a handyman running my own business for several years now and I've never had anyone come on to me let alone a sexual offer, am I doing something wrong?
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"I run a handyman business, all my work comes through recommendations and word of mouth. My core customer is 35-60 year old divorced single mothers. I have at least one sexual offer a week but have never accepted one. Business is business, reputation, quality and professionalism trump's all and if you fuck 'em they will never want you back for a paid job again. Flirt, leave them smiling, take the cash and leave.I've been a handyman running my own business for several years now and I've never had anyone come on to me let alone a sexual offer, am I doing something wrong? "
No you are awake and not dreaming lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I run a handyman business, all my work comes through recommendations and word of mouth. My core customer is 35-60 year old divorced single mothers. I have at least one sexual offer a week but have never accepted one. Business is business, reputation, quality and professionalism trump's all and if you fuck 'em they will never want you back for a paid job again. Flirt, leave them smiling, take the cash and leave.I've been a handyman running my own business for several years now and I've never had anyone come on to me let alone a sexual offer, am I doing something wrong?
No you are awake and not dreaming lol. "
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"36 year old horny Geordie handyman here. Good at most things and self employed own van and tools was wondering if there would be scope if I offered a naked service? Its been a fantasy of mine for years but don't really know how I would go about it I am genuine and open minded. Was wondering what peoples thoughts on such a service would be "
Could be some health and safety issues here, imagine using an angle grinder!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Naked Handyman... Sounds like this should be listed as an extreme sport OP. Whacking your thumb with a hammer is one thing but... (Doesn't bare thinking about)."
lol im highly skilled
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this a genuine service or just a way to get into the houses of fellow swingers for sex and also get paid?
Has to be asked genuine want to see if there is any scope for it"
why advertise on here then |
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I fitted a kitchen for a woman once. All got a bit flirty after a couple of days, and by the end of the week we were at it like rabbits!! Ended up dating each other for 3 years!
It really does happen just like any other work 'romances'!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The problem with this business plan is that people who want shelves etc put up want their shelves etc put up. That's their priority: they don't want a shoddy or careless job. They want a professional person to come in and do the work with a minimum of chat. If you're naked they'll just be getting in your way if they're sitting there watching you and putting you off as you're putting up the shelves etc. And there's no point otherwise. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A past female work colleague had a guy clean her house weekly in the nude. He paid her to let him do it though and gave her extra if she occasionally and randomly slapped him on his arse
She wasn’t into the bdsm lifestyle or anything crazy. Described herself as vanilla but enjoyed something different every now and then.
Getting others to pay you to do naked jobs may be harder. Also I would hate to handyman work when naked. Bare arse on a screw, tip of my cock scratching against some sanding paper, etc 
* had to put scratching in place of another word as it wouldn’t let me post but you get the idea! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve always had a Fantasy of having someone over doing work while I work out in undies or something naughty... but the other way around... haven’t explored that one "
That sounds like fun, tight work out gear  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still available lol"
I recon, if you were comfortable with it, you might get some offers from men.
Especially if you emphasised the fact that you are str8, so they could watch you work but not touch.
Just thought. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I run a handyman business, all my work comes through recommendations and word of mouth. My core customer is 35-60 year old divorced single mothers. I have at least one sexual offer a week but have never accepted one. Business is business, reputation, quality and professionalism trump's all and if you fuck 'em they will never want you back for a paid job again. Flirt, leave them smiling, take the cash and leave."
Smells like poop . I had my own business for 17 years . Only just closed it down July last year . In all those years i would say 2-3 have had a flirt . Normally it’s to try get the price down . Work is work , and you should never mix the two . Takes years to build a business , seconds to destroy it . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'm a floor layer, and in all the years I have been working, I have never been approached for sex,what would happen if I did,who knows,I can only dream lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A past female work colleague had a guy clean her house weekly in the nude. He paid her to let him do it though and gave her extra if she occasionally and randomly slapped him on his arse
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It's your link so t OK speak I really can't see people wanting to pay you for the service your trying to sell.
If they want work doing on a house like others have said they go to a recognised professional, minimum fuss, chat etc.
Over the last 2 years a number of guys on the fab forum have offered naked handyman services for free (to be able to fufil their link) and to be honest I don't think many if any were successful at all.
KJ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm a floor layer, and in all the years I have been working, I have never been approached for sex,what would happen if I did,who knows,I can only dream lol"
He never got laid .
Excuse the pun . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I run a handyman business, all my work comes through recommendations and word of mouth. My core customer is 35-60 year old divorced single mothers. I have at least one sexual offer a week but have never accepted one. Business is business, reputation, quality and professionalism trump's all and if you fuck 'em they will never want you back for a paid job again. Flirt, leave them smiling, take the cash and leave.I've been a handyman running my own business for several years now and I've never had anyone come on to me let alone a sexual offer, am I doing something wrong? "
Yeah, you're not talking $##t like the handmany business guy.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I run a handyman business, all my work comes through recommendations and word of mouth. My core customer is 35-60 year old divorced single mothers. I have at least one sexual offer a week but have never accepted one. Business is business, reputation, quality and professionalism trump's all and if you fuck 'em they will never want you back for a paid job again. Flirt, leave them smiling, take the cash and leave.I've been a handyman running my own business for several years now and I've never had anyone come on to me let alone a sexual offer, am I doing something wrong?
Yeah, you're not talking $##t like the handmany business guy.... "
LOL I'm still waiting for the first person to come on to me at work, I seriously doubt that I'd take them up on it though work is work, fun is fun the two don't mix.
I have done jobs for other fabbers but only on a professional level, just because they are on fab doesn't mean I would or they would want me to take advantage of the situation. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A past female work colleague had a guy clean her house weekly in the nude. He paid her to let him do it though and gave her extra if she occasionally and randomly slapped him on his arse
It's your link so t OK speak I really can't see people wanting to pay you for the service your trying to sell.
If they want work doing on a house like others have said they go to a recognised professional, minimum fuss, chat etc.
Over the last 2 years a number of guys on the fab forum have offered naked handyman services for free (to be able to fufil their link) and to be honest I don't think many if any were successful at all.
KJ"
I wasn’t the guy doing the cleaning. A work colleague was getting paid by a guy to let him do the house cleaning naked.
I do agree though, that if people want a job doing they want it doing proper and would not look for this type of offer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Sounds very unprofessional to me turning up for work naked with no regard for health n safety. I’d recommend keeping trying to fuck and trying to work separate |
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"I’ve always had a Fantasy of having someone over doing work while I work out in undies or something naughty... but the other way around... haven’t explored that one
That sounds like fun, tight work out gear "
Now there’s a thought  |
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"I’ve always had a Fantasy of having someone over doing work while I work out in undies or something naughty... but the other way around... haven’t explored that one
That sounds like fun, tight work out gear
Now there’s a thought "
Definitely a great idea  I keep thinking about it now lol |
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