Hi
In September went to the Canaries and I dropped a large metal cock ring, two nipples clamps and a couple of dildos into my 10kg cabin luggage. They almost weighed by 10kg limit so I skimped on the trunks and took my smallest lace ones...
Anyway, the metal cock ring ended up wrapped around my USB phone and tablet charging cables next to my smart watch charger with a big prostrate massager and a rabbit tucked up on each side. (Obviously) security had no idea what they were looking at and pulled me out of the line sending my case down the "oh no please God no lane" to be inspected by a lovely young woman.
She opened my case, ignore the nipple clamps, was confused by the watch charger, ignored (I think) the dildos,
but dug the cock ring out and waved it around shouting to the security guy at the next lane "can you come and check this?".
We always travel with cabin luggage not hold but in October we flew with hold luggage to avoid this problem and paid dearly. I would rather just throw our random holiday toys in the cabin luggage without embarrassing anyone.
So - how does everyone else get their toys and gadgets safely through?
I have thought of two options:
1. Put it all in a drawstring bag in my personal bag and brazen it out by putting it in the tree and writing "SEX TOYS - PLEASE BE DISCREET" on the bag.
2. Put it all in the same bag in my cabin suitcase with the same message and put my smart watch charger in the tray.
I *know* security have seen it all before and I wasn't really that bothered. The missis was more concerned they had their hands all over her favourite dildo.
I'll continue to take our favourite toys with us (nothing like her giving me a nice prostrate massage in the dunes whilst I nipple clamp her!) but I want to spare her blushes whilst letting security know the various bits cannot be turned into a bomb!
Any ideas / suggestions?
Thanks - and Happy Fabbing! - Stay Well y'all.... |
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