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By *roticusCouple
over a year ago
Porthmadog |
A few years ago, my then partner and I used to fly from Bournemouth Airport to Lanzarote, to go to Spice (remember it?). We were waiting in a queue to check in, and when it was our turn I banged the suitcase onto the weighing scale at the side of the check in. Suddenly, a very loud rattling from our suitcase drew the attention of everyone around.
Initially, we could see concern on the faces around us. Was it an Al-quaida plot? But the rapidly growing smiles and surreptitious whispers to each other indicated they had worked out what was happening. The check in lady's face showed that she knew too... she looked like she was going to explode as she stifled unprofessional laughing. Not only had a vibrator turned itself on, but it was rattling against the side of the plastic suitcase, which was acting like a drum and amplifying the sound. We'do put it in the bottom of the suitcase, which meant I had to smile apologetically at everyone, open the suitcase and rummage around in our sex toys until I could find it and turn it off.
Take home message; take the batteries out of your sex toys when you travel.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My better half demanded I wear my metal chastity cage as opposed to my plastic one which would have got me through ok..but as part of her devious nature She locked me the morning of our holiday departure in very security wand loving metal. I wont name the airport here but suffice to say I was taken aside and had to be scanned again much to the mirth of said Security.. anyway.. I came back out and got a round of wonderful clapping from my better half lol. |
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By *outhbucksCouple
over a year ago
Great Missenden |
I (Mr S) had an early business flight to Amsterdam a few years back. I had boarded the plane, sat in a window seat on a very busy flight when an announcement came over the tannoy - 'Would passenger xxx please make himself known to a member of the cabin crew'. I raised my hand and was asked to come to the front of the plane. Had to disturb the people sitting on the inside of me and got loads of stares from the other passengers. 'There appears to be a noise coming from your case sir'. I was taken down onto the apron to open my case to find my electric razor had managed to turn itself on!
I could feel the anger from the other passengers as I walked back to my seat having caused the flight to be delayed. |
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We travel a lot (used to anyway) and there would usually be a toy or two in the bag. Can’t say we’ve ever had a problem either in carry on or checked baggage. Bit of common sense, we haven’t put restraints or any of the hard metal toys in carry on, but otherwise no problems. |
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