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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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In the heat of the moment being horny and all frisky with my sexy man and my trusted companion 'the rabbit' it was all so hot,then the rabbit died,no no no,wait a minute,only one thing for it,into the child's room to pinch batteries out of our child's toys to rekindle my horny way it was sooooo worth it........am I a bad mother?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In the heat of the moment being horny and all frisky with my sexy man and my trusted companion 'the rabbit' it was all so hot,then the rabbit died,no no no,wait a minute,only one thing for it,into the child's room to pinch batteries out of our child's toys to rekindle my horny way it was sooooo worth it........am I a bad mother? "
Not at all, I would have done the same  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In the heat of the moment being horny and all frisky with my sexy man and my trusted companion 'the rabbit' it was all so hot,then the rabbit died,no no no,wait a minute,only one thing for it,into the child's room to pinch batteries out of our child's toys to rekindle my horny way it was sooooo worth it........am I a bad mother? "
I dunno, one of the women I see swings on the third floor and her daughter swings on the second in their house ( She is in her twenties by the way. That's the daughter not the mother before anyone starts! lol), so not sure what kind of example you are setting! lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kids toys, tv remote, xbox controls...all been raided when I've needed a vibe fix! Its when you forget to put them back & the kids are doing their nut cos someone's took the batteries again and I say oh thats ok, I bought some this morning then sheepishly make them appear again! |
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"In the heat of the moment being horny and all frisky with my sexy man and my trusted companion 'the rabbit' it was all so hot,then the rabbit died,no no no,wait a minute,only one thing for it,into the child's room to pinch batteries out of our child's toys to rekindle my horny way it was sooooo worth it........am I a bad mother?
I dunno, one of the women I see swings on the third floor and her daughter swings on the second in their house ( She is in her twenties by the way. That's the daughter not the mother before anyone starts! lol), so not sure what kind of example you are setting! lol "
If that was in Adam & Eves, then wouldn't have minded being there on that day.....
And if it's at their own house, please introduce me..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In the heat of the moment being horny and all frisky with my sexy man and my trusted companion 'the rabbit' it was all so hot,then the rabbit died,no no no,wait a minute,only one thing for it,into the child's room to pinch batteries out of our child's toys to rekindle my horny way it was sooooo worth it........am I a bad mother? "
I have not laughed so much this week till i read this -- thanks it made my day lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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yes.. you are a wicked wicked woman and need tying to a post and banged relentlesssly by a gang of 5 big burly builders until you have learnt your lesson..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It could be worse.. I have a store of batteries in my room..
My son said to his mate.. "go ask my mum for some batteries for the controller she has loads in her room"
sons mate - "bet its for her sex toys like my mum"..
my son. "Ewww.. what are they like then"..
sons mate " dunno.. just what my brother said they were"
My son.." mum, whats a sex toy".
Me.. "ask your dad".
Lol
I realised I have 32 packs of batteries under my bed.. 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It could be worse.. I have a store of batteries in my room..
My son said to his mate.. "go ask my mum for some batteries for the controller she has loads in her room"
sons mate - "bet its for her sex toys like my mum"..
my son. "Ewww.. what are they like then"..
sons mate " dunno.. just what my brother said they were"
My son.." mum, whats a sex toy".
Me.. "ask your dad".
Lol
I realised I have 32 packs of batteries under my bed..
Cali "
Lol that is funny. Lucky you ....if I had 32 packs of batteries I wouldn't be posting on here....I'd be in dildo heaven  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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I've got a few toys that use them laal watch battery types but they all had different numbers on them so went into my local hardware shop with 3 different numbered batteries to ask if they were the same and to get some more.....ended up with the shop assistant, the proprietor and a customer looking at the batteries trying to work out which ones I needed and one of them said to me "What are they out of?" ......"Just some toys" I responded, thinking to myself, please don't remember that I don't have any kids or ask what sort, I'd hate to have to say a nipple clamp, butt plug and a bullet.... |
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"I've got a few toys that use them laal watch battery types but they all had different numbers on them so went into my local hardware shop with 3 different numbered batteries to ask if they were the same and to get some more.....ended up with the shop assistant, the proprietor and a customer looking at the batteries trying to work out which ones I needed and one of them said to me "What are they out of?" ......"Just some toys" I responded, thinking to myself, please don't remember that I don't have any kids or ask what sort, I'd hate to have to say a nipple clamp, butt plug and a bullet.... "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In the heat of the moment being horny and all frisky with my sexy man and my trusted companion 'the rabbit' it was all so hot,then the rabbit died,no no no,wait a minute,only one thing for it,into the child's room to pinch batteries out of our child's toys to rekindle my horny way it was sooooo worth it........am I a bad mother?
I dunno, one of the women I see swings on the third floor and her daughter swings on the second in their house ( She is in her twenties by the way. That's the daughter not the mother before anyone starts! lol), so not sure what kind of example you are setting! lol
If that was in Adam & Eves, then wouldn't have minded being there on that day.....
And if it's at their own house, please introduce me....."
It's their own house and no, do your own spadework! |
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"I've got a few toys that use them laal watch battery types but they all had different numbers on them so went into my local hardware shop with 3 different numbered batteries to ask if they were the same and to get some more.....ended up with the shop assistant, the proprietor and a customer looking at the batteries trying to work out which ones I needed and one of them said to me "What are they out of?" ......"Just some toys" I responded, thinking to myself, please don't remember that I don't have any kids or ask what sort, I'd hate to have to say a nipple clamp, butt plug and a bullet.... "
poundland do cards of batteries 4 or 5 types get them for the bullets i have |
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