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Saw one of these recently and thought we could do it again...basically roast the profile above, making some witty remarks about some aspect of their profile.
Make sure you have a thick skin if you participate as you'll get it back at you, but at the same time make the responses clever and not just straight up name calling! Let battle commence... |
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over a year ago
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"Saw one of these recently and thought we could do it again...basically roast the profile above, making some witty remarks about some aspect of their profile.
Make sure you have a thick skin if you participate as you'll get it back at you, but at the same time make the responses clever and not just straight up name calling! Let battle commence..."
Has a thing for cocks, likes it up his bum too.
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"Saw one of these recently and thought we could do it again...basically roast the profile above, making some witty remarks about some aspect of their profile.
Make sure you have a thick skin if you participate as you'll get it back at you, but at the same time make the responses clever and not just straight up name calling! Let battle commence...
Has a thing for cocks, likes it up his bum too.
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He's looking to meet drug free people, but judging by that tattoo the only way he's going to get anyone to meet him is if they are off their tits |
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over a year ago
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"You’d be surprised! At least said woman would be able to feel the luminous pink one Nice profile but the hair and bb pic is a turn off "
No bb pic! Should have gone to specsavers! |
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"You’d be surprised! At least said woman would be able to feel the luminous pink one Nice profile but the hair and bb pic is a turn off
No bb pic! Should have gone to specsavers!"
Calls himself Roger Moore, but by the look of his cock it looks like it should be Roger less |
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By *manda63Woman
over a year ago
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"You’d be surprised! At least said woman would be able to feel the luminous pink one Nice profile but the hair and bb pic is a turn off
No bb pic! Should have gone to specsavers!"
I apologise, I didn't expand the photo  |
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"You’d be surprised! At least said woman would be able to feel the luminous pink one Nice profile but the hair and bb pic is a turn off
No bb pic! Should have gone to specsavers! I apologise, I didn't expand the photo "
Marianne get roasting or get out lol |
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"You’d be surprised! At least said woman would be able to feel the luminous pink one Nice profile but the hair and bb pic is a turn off
No bb pic! Should have gone to specsavers! I apologise, I didn't expand the photo
Marianne get roasting or get out lol"
Clearly the excercise isnt making your dick grow |
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By *manda63Woman
over a year ago
Southampton |
"You’d be surprised! At least said woman would be able to feel the luminous pink one Nice profile but the hair and bb pic is a turn off
No bb pic! Should have gone to specsavers! I apologise, I didn't expand the photo
Marianne get roasting or get out lol"
make me, small dick!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You’d be surprised! At least said woman would be able to feel the luminous pink one Nice profile but the hair and bb pic is a turn off
No bb pic! Should have gone to specsavers! I apologise, I didn't expand the photo
Marianne get roasting or get out lol make me, small dick!! "
And shes back in the game.... Come on small dick what you got to say?
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"You’d be surprised! At least said woman would be able to feel the luminous pink one Nice profile but the hair and bb pic is a turn off
No bb pic! Should have gone to specsavers! I apologise, I didn't expand the photo
Marianne get roasting or get out lol make me, small dick!! "
I think the only thing you're good at roasting is a pork joint and potatoes...daily |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nice knee....
Octopus woman from little mermaid springs to mind
Oh and dead slug in Bath comes to mind"
It was fully functioning before seeing your profile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nice knee....
Octopus woman from little mermaid springs to mind
Oh and dead slug in Bath comes to mind
It was fully functioning before seeing your profile."
Your profile is so generic people get deja-vu the first time they look at it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nice knee....
Octopus woman from little mermaid springs to mind
Oh and dead slug in Bath comes to mind
It was fully functioning before seeing your profile.
Your profile is so generic people get deja-vu the first time they look at it."
I bet that little pussy in your pants didnt take much taming? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Judging by what's in the boxer shorts on your profile that's definitely looks like a tiny kitty in there 
282 public photos. Still searching for a hot one."
You'd know all about temperatures with that thermometer dick |
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"Judging by what's in the boxer shorts on your profile that's definitely looks like a tiny kitty in there
282 public photos. Still searching for a hot one.
You'd know all about temperatures with that thermometer dick "
Guessing your photos are black and white because they didn't have colour photography the last time you could get it hard |
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"Your 28th july pic looks like mother nature came unexpectedely
Well up for a hotwife relationship. Who will play the role of the "hot wife"?"
Pretty sure you could pass as the wife with a dick that small |
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"Your 28th july pic looks like mother nature came unexpectedely
Well up for a hotwife relationship. Who will play the role of the "hot wife"?
Pretty sure you could pass as the wife with a dick that small"
Is he a berk, is he a wanker or is he just another dick? |
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"Seen baboons with a better red arse 
Seen baboons with smaller arses
Jelousy is an ugly trait dear, it might improve your face"
It would be hard to improve this face that much after it suffered your arse squishing it flat  |
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"Seen baboons with a better red arse
Seen baboons with smaller arses
Jelousy is an ugly trait dear, it might improve your face"
Presume the constant change of hair colour is to distract from the fact you have no personality |
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"Seen baboons with a better red arse
Seen baboons with smaller arses
Jelousy is an ugly trait dear, it might improve your face
Presume the constant change of hair colour is to distract from the fact you have no personality"
Shouldn't you try getting your cock big and hard before posting? Mine's bigger than that when soft, and I'm a grower, not a shower! |
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"Not so great at maths, you can only be 100% in total!!!!
Pics rather uninteresting
At your ages I'm guessing it's mostly wind
Sadly for you mostly fire, but you’ll never know "
Your face would look better with cum blurring it out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not so great at maths, you can only be 100% in total!!!!
Pics rather uninteresting
At your ages I'm guessing it's mostly wind
Sadly for you mostly fire, but you’ll never know
Your face would look better with cum blurring it out"
When you got circumcised did they slip with the knife and take the top of your bellend also? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can tell you’re from Liverpool with spelling and grammer like that, Jesus.
*grammar 
Nobody likes a smart arse hahaha!"
I’ve never burned someone with one word before  |
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"I will come and unlock the bathroom door for you ..... soon
To be fair it worked for both "
Apparently seeking boobs to play with...think the only tits he's going to cop a feel of are his own with that shitty profile |
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