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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok fab folk. Here's the deal. I have the office to myself for the day. Blinds on the windows. A lock on the door. No work to do.
Currently fabbing on my mobile - what would you do? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok fab folk. Here's the deal. I have the office to myself for the day. Blinds on the windows. A lock on the door. No work to do.
Currently fabbing on my mobile - what would you do?"
Its lunchtime go grab a sarnie cant do anything on an empty stomach |
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"Ok fab folk. Here's the deal. I have the office to myself for the day. Blinds on the windows. A lock on the door. No work to do.
Currently fabbing on my mobile - what would you do?"
I'd go round sniffing all the chairs of your female colleagues and rate them on: aroma, pungency and pube count. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have a wank over the sexiest girl in the offices chair so next time she sits in it you can have a knowing grin to yourself.
Is that a bit to grim, not sure. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok fab folk. Here's the deal. I have the office to myself for the day. Blinds on the windows. A lock on the door. No work to do.
Currently fabbing on my mobile - what would you do?"
blimey man whats the problem????
get in the chatrooms and knock one out...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have a wank over the sexiest girl in the offices chair so next time she sits in it you can have a knowing grin to yourself.
Is that a bit to grim, not sure. "
No sexy girls in our office - ever!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have a wank over the sexiest girl in the offices chair so next time she sits in it you can have a knowing grin to yourself.
Is that a bit to grim, not sure.
No sexy girls in our office - ever!
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well you are bi curious so have a wank thinking about the sexiest bloke i there...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"lnvite someone round sneak them in and fuck them ofcourse give you some work to do then lol"
That's what I was thinking too 
Just wondered what others thought |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just scoffed an apple 
Sorry, is that a euphemism I've not yet encountered.......?
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You never have scoffed an apple you should try it, it keeps the doctor away supposedly |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So.....the best we can come up with is that I need to eat lunch, including various fruits, sniff some co workers chairs, have a quick wank and wait on the possibility of a visit from a sexy lady?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok fab folk. Here's the deal. I have the office to myself for the day. Blinds on the windows. A lock on the door. No work to do.
Currently fabbing on my mobile - what would you do?"
fuck all  |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"Ok fab folk. Here's the deal. I have the office to myself for the day. Blinds on the windows. A lock on the door. No work to do.
Currently fabbing on my mobile - what would you do?"
Have a nap 
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"Just scoffed an apple
You could have at least hollowed the centre out and used it a la "American Pie"...
I still have a banana on my desk...."
Yes - that is a bit more pliable - go for it (make sure you don't split the skin as you remove the banana - use a teaspoon). |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"Melons are OK for a few thrusts until the insides get all mushy - then it's game over. I guess you could bore another opening until you are dripping with juice..."
Wouldn't recommend watermelon for this....those bloody seeds get everywhere! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Its an office, not a greengrocers
OK - no melons then."
Depends on what kind of melons 
Have to say I am disappointed with the suggestions. should have stayed at home instead.
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"Melons are OK for a few thrusts until the insides get all mushy - then it's game over. I guess you could bore another opening until you are dripping with juice...
Wouldn't recommend watermelon for this....those bloody seeds get everywhere! "
I've lost interest in The Office element of this thread, but I'm well intrigued by peoples indepth knowledge of melons...lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You could have shoved the apple whole in your mouth and the banana up your arse and pretended you where being spit roasted. Now because youve been a gannet and eaten the apple you cant  "
Still have an orange. doing that now but nobody is around to see it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hope you don't work in a tax office??? Sitting there shoving a banana up your ass while i'm trying to get my reductions sorted out?? "
reductions is the last thing on my mind |
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"You could have shoved the apple whole in your mouth and the banana up your arse and pretended you where being spit roasted. Now because youve been a gannet and eaten the apple you cant
Still have an orange. doing that now but nobody is around to see it. "
You had an apple, orange and banana and your going to tell us you didnt arrange them on the desk like a willy and pair of balls |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You could have shoved the apple whole in your mouth and the banana up your arse and pretended you where being spit roasted. Now because youve been a gannet and eaten the apple you cant
Still have an orange. doing that now but nobody is around to see it.
You had an apple, orange and banana and your going to tell us you didnt arrange them on the desk like a willy and pair of balls"
partial to a nice pear ()() too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hope you don't work in a tax office??? Sitting there shoving a banana up your ass while i'm trying to get my reductions sorted out??
reductions is the last thing on my mind"
lol, well at least leave a nice banana split on your boss's desk afterwards! |
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"You could have shoved the apple whole in your mouth and the banana up your arse and pretended you where being spit roasted. Now because youve been a gannet and eaten the apple you cant
Still have an orange. doing that now but nobody is around to see it.
You had an apple, orange and banana and your going to tell us you didnt arrange them on the desk like a willy and pair of balls
partial to a nice pear ()() too"
Fucking hell eating that lot i wouldnt worry about what you going to do you will be on the toilet all afternoon |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I want to use the office for pleasure rather than work and you lot want to talk fruit?
Excuse me, who was the one who mentioned they had scoffed an apple???????????????? "
busted |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I want to use the office for pleasure rather than work and you lot want to talk fruit?
Excuse me, who was the one who mentioned they had scoffed an apple????????????????
busted"
i thought you went to work to work lol,so what job dont you do |
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