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"What would the neighbours say if they looked out the window and saw a naked man lurking about." “Oh God, Dave’s outside again” | |||
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"I politely turned it down ! Reminds me of a true story when i first joined fab many years ago, was very naive to say the least, a " couple" contacted me asking for a sunday afternoon meet in warrington , they had pics on profile ,i arranged it all thru messages on here, plan was to walk in and find her sucking on his cock and to join in ! Messaged him when i got there for house number etc, he said its number 4, the blue door with hanging baskets , so anyway took a deep breath and marched in , walked into the open plan living room/ diner and there was afamily of 4 or 5 sat down having their sunday dinner !!!! Mortified i mumbled something like oops sorry, wrong house , spun around and fled , thankfully i was still fully clothed !!, there was ablock of flats a ross the way and i reckon the swine was watching me from them , wonder what the sad bastard got out of it ??? Taught me a lesson for sure and now i make sure i talk to both male and female on the phone and make sure she fully knows all about thearranged meet etc and is happy with it !, we live and learn i guess !! What a schoolboy error that was !!" Blimey | |||
"I politely turned it down ! Reminds me of a true story when i first joined fab many years ago, was very naive to say the least, a " couple" contacted me asking for a sunday afternoon meet in warrington , they had pics on profile ,i arranged it all thru messages on here, plan was to walk in and find her sucking on his cock and to join in ! Messaged him when i got there for house number etc, he said its number 4, the blue door with hanging baskets , so anyway took a deep breath and marched in , walked into the open plan living room/ diner and there was afamily of 4 or 5 sat down having their sunday dinner !!!! Mortified i mumbled something like oops sorry, wrong house , spun around and fled , thankfully i was still fully clothed !!, there was ablock of flats a ross the way and i reckon the swine was watching me from them , wonder what the sad bastard got out of it ??? Taught me a lesson for sure and now i make sure i talk to both male and female on the phone and make sure she fully knows all about thearranged meet etc and is happy with it !, we live and learn i guess !! What a schoolboy error that was !!" I'd call that 'my cock does my thinking for me'. | |||
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