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How much am I worth?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?did you say yes???"
lol no it'd take a hell of a lot more than that to turn me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?did you say yes???
lol no it'd take a hell of a lot more than that to turn me"
mate for a grand a night i would'nt give a fuck lol,i get fucked for 500 quid a week anyway lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?did you say yes???
lol no it'd take a hell of a lot more than that to turn memate for a grand a night i would'nt give a fuck lol,i get fucked for 500 quid a week anyway lol "
he wanted a monthly arrangement |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?did you say yes???
lol no it'd take a hell of a lot more than that to turn memate for a grand a night i would'nt give a fuck lol,i get fucked for 500 quid a week anyway lol
he wanted a monthly arrangement"
whats his name. and number lol x  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?did you say yes???
lol no it'd take a hell of a lot more than that to turn memate for a grand a night i would'nt give a fuck lol,i get fucked for 500 quid a week anyway lol
he wanted a monthly arrangementwhats his name. and number lol x "
CHEEK! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?did you say yes???
lol no it'd take a hell of a lot more than that to turn memate for a grand a night i would'nt give a fuck lol,i get fucked for 500 quid a week anyway lol
he wanted a monthly arrangementwhats his name. and number lol x
CHEEK! "
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?"
Time to unblock single blokes ..
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?"
Time to unblock single blokes ..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?"
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That much?
He must be very desperate!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?
Time to unblock single blokes ..
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but what if you don't get any offers? could your ego take it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?
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That much?
He must be very desperate! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?
nah ive been offered more lmao  "
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Good on you! |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?
Time to unblock single blokes ..
but what if you don't get any offers? could your ego take it"
I've been called a right tight arse before, ,
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry OP, you are not worth the price of my trailer, as it lasts a lot longer than just one night!
how do you know i don't?"
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Are you as well and solidly built and reliable as my trailer? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry OP, you are not worth the price of my trailer, as it lasts a lot longer than just one night!
how do you know i don't?
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Are you as well and solidly built and reliable as my trailer? "
yep |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry OP, you are not worth the price of my trailer, as it lasts a lot longer than just one night!
how do you know i don't?
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Are you as well and solidly built and reliable as my trailer?
yep"
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Good re-sale value? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok op, you seem to drive a hard bargin, so my one and only offer is, I'll give you one! Will even make up a cuppa after.
I know, I know, my generosity knows no bounds.  "
now let's talk biscuits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When he said sex will you be the taker or the giver????
I think you should put yourself on ebay for an hour and see how much you really worth hahahahahah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm prepared to bid a jar of pickled onions. I could go as high as a bottle of Elderflower wine if I'm really pushed, but he'd better be worth so heavy an investment. |
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"Ok op, you seem to drive a hard bargin, so my one and only offer is, I'll give you one! Will even make up a cuppa after.
I know, I know, my generosity knows no bounds.
now let's talk biscuits"
Share my biccies?!!
Sorry op...I'm out!  |
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"I'm prepared to bid a jar of pickled onions. I could go as high as a bottle of Elderflower wine if I'm really pushed, but he'd better be worth so heavy an investment."
Watch it, the attention is going to his head, he'll want the onions organic and the elderflowers pollinated by queen bees.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok op, you seem to drive a hard bargin, so my one and only offer is, I'll give you one! Will even make up a cuppa after.
I know, I know, my generosity knows no bounds.
now let's talk biscuits
Share my biccies?!!
Sorry op...I'm out! "
damn you and your savvy negotiating skills |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How much do you think you're worth? 
well my mum says i'm worth one in a million 
Have you told your mum about this shagging offer??? I am sure not "
she might take him up on the offer herself lol |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"Sorry, I don't do biscuits.
Savoury snacks only.
Twiglets?
Cheese straws?
pringles? x
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Cream cheese and chives? "
oooooo I'm in if you're offering them Pearl!!!
damn it, I thought you were offering anyone Cream cheese n chive pringles
in that case I'm out.
every fecker would want their money back if I tried to charge, hence why I'm skint |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Does he get a 14 day no quibble money back guarantee? A trial period?
If you need someone to negotiate for you, I'll offer my services and my agency fee is very reasonable |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?"
Well I would be prepared to offer you a peanut butter kit kat! Might even throw in a snickers if your really lucky.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Does he get a 14 day no quibble money back guarantee? A trial period?
If you need someone to negotiate for you, I'll offer my services and my agency fee is very reasonable "
why would anyone want their money back? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?
Well I would be prepared to offer you a peanut butter kit kat! Might even throw in a snickers if your really lucky.
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can we renegotiate with something other than peanuts? |
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I'd lock it in for a lifetime contract, but at a much higher rate, and with get out clauses for you, such as headaches excepted etc - no refunds allowed.
If it was £20,000 a month, for 50 mins, would it work? Payments upfront too, of course. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry OP, you are not worth the price of my trailer, as it lasts a lot longer than just one night!
how do you know i don't?
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Are you as well and solidly built and reliable as my trailer?
yep
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Good re-sale value? "
My dad sold a trailer for 100 quid. They go for a lot more |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?
Well I would be prepared to offer you a peanut butter kit kat! Might even throw in a snickers if your really lucky.
can we renegotiate with something other than peanuts?"
*tuts and shakes head*
Some people are soooo fussy! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?
Well I would be prepared to offer you a peanut butter kit kat! Might even throw in a snickers if your really lucky.
can we renegotiate with something other than peanuts?
*tuts and shakes head*
Some people are soooo fussy! "
hey i'm not worth peanuts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im worth fcukall, Zilch, nada, Im kinda like a Moissanite!! But I have been told I got a 'Tennas' voice...................
( leaves it wide open for hearty, witty comments!!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?
Well I would be prepared to offer you a peanut butter kit kat! Might even throw in a snickers if your really lucky.
can we renegotiate with something other than peanuts?
*tuts and shakes head*
Some people are soooo fussy!
hey i'm not worth peanuts"
cashews or monkey nuts? takes ya pick |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?
Well I would be prepared to offer you a peanut butter kit kat! Might even throw in a snickers if your really lucky.
can we renegotiate with something other than peanuts?
*tuts and shakes head*
Some people are soooo fussy!
hey i'm not worth peanuts
cashews or monkey nuts? takes ya pick "
i thought it was you who wanted my nuts? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does he get a 14 day no quibble money back guarantee? A trial period?
If you need someone to negotiate for you, I'll offer my services and my agency fee is very reasonable
why would anyone want their money back? "
I may have to conduct a straw poll on that to find out the answer |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"can we renegotiate with something other than peanuts?
*tuts and shakes head*
Some people are soooo fussy!
hey i'm not worth peanuts
cashews or monkey nuts? takes ya pick "
Now if it's pistachios or macadamias then we are approaching the value of hard currency. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Does he get a 14 day no quibble money back guarantee? A trial period?
If you need someone to negotiate for you, I'll offer my services and my agency fee is very reasonable
why would anyone want their money back?
I may have to conduct a straw poll on that to find out the answer "
well if it's in peoples interests....... |
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Op...stop whilst you still have some credibility man. You turn down legal tender for Pringles?!! I feel embarrassed for you...at least ask for a bag of Kettles...with a larger top to wash it down!
Aim higher son...aim higher! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Op...stop whilst you still have some credibility man. You turn down legal tender for Pringles?!! I feel embarrassed for you...at least ask for a bag of Kettles...with a larger top to wash it down!
Aim higher son...aim higher! "
no to kettles and definatly not interested in a cheesy wotsit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guy offered me £200 to massage me and £500 for sex and £1000 for a night. Is that a good deal? Could I do better?
Well I would be prepared to offer you a peanut butter kit kat! Might even throw in a snickers if your really lucky.
can we renegotiate with something other than peanuts?
*tuts and shakes head*
Some people are soooo fussy!
hey i'm not worth peanuts
cashews or monkey nuts? takes ya pick
i thought it was you who wanted my nuts?"
mmmmmmmmmm true |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Op...stop whilst you still have some credibility man. You turn down legal tender for Pringles?!! I feel embarrassed for you...at least ask for a bag of Kettles...with a larger top to wash it down!
Aim higher son...aim higher!
no to kettles and definatly not interested in a cheesy wotsit"
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No cheesy Wotsit???
I can eat a six-pack in one sitting!
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