"well the lawn does need mowing and the upstairs windows want a clean.......was that the sort of thing you had in mind?  "
When you've finished there my lawn also needs mowing, borders ing, shed roof refelting, decking and fence staining...chop chop!  |
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No thanks, I might be a doddery old dear but I am quite capable of mowing the lawn, strimming the hedges, ing, hoovering, dusting, cooking dinner, washing up, washing, stripping the beds, cleaning the bathroom and toilet (as mine are separate), ironing oh yes and working around 50-60 pw week.
As to a younger guy, well I think my vibrator is about the same age as you and that services my needs quite nicely thank you  and if it doesn't, I have a lovely toy boy 1 month (yes you read it) that will take care of my needs more than someone the same age as my kids would  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"No thanks, I might be a doddery old dear but I am quite capable of mowing the lawn, strimming the hedges, ing, hoovering, dusting, cooking dinner, washing up, washing, stripping the beds, cleaning the bathroom and toilet (as mine are separate), ironing oh yes and working around 50-60 pw week. "
 that's nothing, I can now do a 250 piece Pocohontas jigsaw puzzle in under 4 hours. Best that  |
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"No thanks, I might be a doddery old dear but I am quite capable of mowing the lawn, strimming the hedges, ing, hoovering, dusting, cooking dinner, washing up, washing, stripping the beds, cleaning the bathroom and toilet (as mine are separate), ironing oh yes and working around 50-60 pw week.
that's nothing, I can now do a 250 piece Pocohontas jigsaw puzzle in under 4 hours. Best that "
Been years since I did a puzzle though it was something I enjoyed and my friend has given me a photomosaic puzzle to do, just need somewhere to do  |
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"Proper bunch of comedians ain't we? LMFAO!!
Id happily help out those with the household chores who live close by 
 genuinely nice to see someone who can take a joke. "
I thought that too  |
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"Proper bunch of comedians ain't we? LMFAO!!
Id happily help out those with the household chores who live close by
genuinely nice to see someone who can take a joke.
I thought that too "
Guess he has got to with a nose like that ! |
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"Proper bunch of comedians ain't we? LMFAO!!
Id happily help out those with the household chores who live close by
genuinely nice to see someone who can take a joke.
I thought that too
Guess he has got to with a nose like that !"
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"Proper bunch of comedians ain't we? LMFAO!!
Id happily help out those with the household chores who live close by
genuinely nice to see someone who can take a joke.
I thought that too
Guess he has got to with a nose like that !"
You're just jealous cos his is nicer than yours |
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over a year ago
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"Proper bunch of comedians ain't we? LMFAO!!
Id happily help out those with the household chores who live close by
genuinely nice to see someone who can take a joke.
I thought that too
Guess he has got to with a nose like that !
You're just jealous cos his is nicer than yours "
You are right, jealousy is not an attractive quality. I am off to blow mine |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
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"No thanks, I might be a doddery old dear but I am quite capable of mowing the lawn, strimming the hedges, ing, hoovering, dusting, cooking dinner, washing up, washing, stripping the beds, cleaning the bathroom and toilet (as mine are separate), ironing oh yes and working around 50-60 pw week.
that's nothing, I can now do a 250 piece Pocohontas jigsaw puzzle in under 4 hours. Best that "
I can beat that: I finished a jigsaw yesterday, it said on the side 3 - 4 years, but it only took me two and a half! |
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"your a bit too far away for me.
your also a bit too old.
i prefer younger. "
Have to admit I thought the op was younger...the way he's offering his services to us old dears, but he's nearly 40...doesn't qualify for toy boy status. |
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"your a bit too far away for me.
your also a bit too old.
i prefer younger.
Have to admit I thought the op was younger...the way he's offering his services to us old dears, but he's nearly 40...doesn't qualify for toy boy status. "
He qualifies as a Toy Boy for me tho |
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"your a bit too far away for me.
your also a bit too old.
i prefer younger.
Have to admit I thought the op was younger...the way he's offering his services to us old dears, but he's nearly 40...doesn't qualify for toy boy status. "
That will teach us to check the profile first before commenting and really I don't think any of us that have commented are old enough! |
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"We usually find that guys of this age are a waste of time and apart from that he can't spell."
Well seeing as he is in your age range at 35 I believe you cannot read.
I guess that cancels you both out then. |
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"We usually find that guys of this age are a waste of time and apart from that he can't spell.
Who can't spell???
Dirty not durty maybe?"
Kitten not Kytten??? |
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"We usually find that guys of this age are a waste of time and apart from that he can't spell.
Who can't spell???
Dirty not durty maybe?
Kitten not Kytten???"
I'm not having a go at you for your spelling they were!!! |
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"We usually find that guys of this age are a waste of time and apart from that he can't spell.
Who can't spell???
Dirty not durty maybe?
Kitten not Kytten???
I'm not having a go at you for your spelling they were!!! "
Sorry
gis a kiss then Xx |
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"No thanks, I might be a doddery old dear but I am quite capable of mowing the lawn, strimming the hedges, ing, hoovering, dusting, cooking dinner, washing up, washing, stripping the beds, cleaning the bathroom and toilet (as mine are separate), ironing oh yes and working around 50-60 pw week."
Yep, me too but I can't be arsed. Come and do it for me. |
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"We usually find that guys of this age are a waste of time and apart from that he can't spell.
Who can't spell???
Dirty not durty maybe?
Kitten not Kytten???
I'm not having a go at you for your spelling they were!!!
Sorry
gis a kiss then Xx"
MWAH xxx |
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"We usually find that guys of this age are a waste of time and apart from that he can't spell.
Who can't spell???
Dirty not durty maybe?
Kitten not Kytten???
I'm not having a go at you for your spelling they were!!!
Sorry
gis a kiss then Xx
MWAH xxx "
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