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Top 3 most irritating questions
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By *icker2010 OP Man
over a year ago
cambs/london/Norfolk |
I have a single profile and a couples profile with my fb and I know lots of you get royally peed off by the stupid questions blokes (it nearly always is) ask, here are my pet peeves, what are yours?
1. I'm in your area now do you want to meet?
2. How are you?
3. So what are you guys interested in? (I answer 16th century porcelain )
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a single profile and a couples profile with my fb and I know lots of you get royally peed off by the stupid questions blokes (it nearly always is) ask, here are my pet peeves, what are yours?
1. I'm in your area now do you want to meet?
2. How are you?
3. So what are you guys interested in? (I answer 16th century porcelain )
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“How are you finding Fab?” |
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By *ice oneMan
over a year ago
Leicester |
" Hi , how are you ? "
"Hey "
"Horny ?"
The three H's i call them and as a single bi guy , I am very particular who I play with!
If they can't be bothered to engage in some sort of conversation , I am not interested  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1-How's fab treating you? (Today) Answer, Fab isn't treating me in any way at all, it's a non sentient communication portal reliant entirely on human input for its experiential output.
2- what are you into? (Also today)
Answer, writing detailed profiles of what we're into which can be ignored by people emailing us.
3- I think we're on the same wavelength? (My favourite after 2 messages)
Answer, I'd agree except you're suggesting several scenarios we explicitly say we're not into, followed by a couple of boasts about how long you can last or how much T will cum.
That's better! Apparently that was bothering me. Thanks for the post OP, very cathartic!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1-How's fab treating you? (Today) Answer, Fab isn't treating me in any way at all, it's a non sentient communication portal reliant entirely on human input for its experiential output.
2- what are you into? (Also today)
Answer, writing detailed profiles of what we're into which can be ignored by people emailing us.
3- I think we're on the same wavelength? (My favourite after 2 messages)
Answer, I'd agree except you're suggesting several scenarios we explicitly say we're not into, followed by a couple of boasts about how long you can last or how much T will cum.
That's better! Apparently that was bothering me. Thanks for the post OP, very cathartic! "
No doubt if you don’t mind.... I’ll be copying and pasting all these in the future  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1-How's fab treating you? (Today) Answer, Fab isn't treating me in any way at all, it's a non sentient communication portal reliant entirely on human input for its experiential output.
2- what are you into? (Also today)
Answer, writing detailed profiles of what we're into which can be ignored by people emailing us.
3- I think we're on the same wavelength? (My favourite after 2 messages)
Answer, I'd agree except you're suggesting several scenarios we explicitly say we're not into, followed by a couple of boasts about how long you can last or how much T will cum.
That's better! Apparently that was bothering me. Thanks for the post OP, very cathartic!
No doubt if you don’t mind.... I’ll be copying and pasting all these in the future "
The perfect answer to a cut and paste email, a cut and paste answer! 
Feel free, anything I've said that is even vaguely useful should be recorded somewhere. It might not happen again for a while!!  |
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"1-How's fab treating you? (Today) Answer, Fab isn't treating me in any way at all, it's a non sentient communication portal reliant entirely on human input for its experiential output.
2- what are you into? (Also today)
Answer, writing detailed profiles of what we're into which can be ignored by people emailing us.
3- I think we're on the same wavelength? (My favourite after 2 messages)
Answer, I'd agree except you're suggesting several scenarios we explicitly say we're not into, followed by a couple of boasts about how long you can last or how much T will cum.
That's better! Apparently that was bothering me. Thanks for the post OP, very cathartic!
No doubt if you don’t mind.... I’ll be copying and pasting all these in the future
The perfect answer to a cut and paste email, a cut and paste answer!
Feel free, anything I've said that is even vaguely useful should be recorded somewhere. It might not happen again for a while!! "
Seems a popular retort you’ve created there. May need to impose copyright? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Definitely I’m passing where you live now fancy a meet.
Also so what are you looking for  "
We get that a lot so I say yea sure then they come back oh you live in France.
Tit blind men!!!!!
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Well let’s be fair about it, some of the stupidest stuff I get is just as bad from some ladies at the very start , I don’t mind after a few texts but straight off as just really irritating..
1: are you a heavy cummer
2: measurements
3: you look too good
Just a lack of basic education |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I ask you a question? This really irritates me. Just ask the question if I choose to answer it I will and if not I won’t lol "
^this
"How's you" (shudder)
Are you free for a fuck now?
There are many more, but these are the guaranteed nails down a blackboard questions. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When single males message as if we are a single profile.
Using pet names like babe etc (cringe).
Or the usual "meet now" message."
Arghhhh im with you on the babe thing ! So cheesy x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When single males message as if we are a single profile.
Using pet names like babe etc (cringe).
Or the usual "meet now" message.
Arghhhh im with you on the babe thing ! So cheesy x"
It instantly makes my toes curl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When single males message as if we are a single profile.
Using pet names like babe etc (cringe).
Or the usual "meet now" message.
Arghhhh im with you on the babe thing ! So cheesy x
It instantly makes my toes curl"
Ive even put it on my profile , so if i get a message saying, hi babe , they've not read it or are winding me up ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. How r u?
2. What you up to?
3. How are you finding Fab?
Honourable mention goes to (after we say ‘thanks for your message, tell us a little about yourself’) What do you want to know? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Here's my cock.... Would you ride it?
Me and you would have such fun together
I can tell you're beautiful from your pics
I leave them to Jay to reply to
Jade |
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I don't tend to find any questions irritating.
However, I sometimes deliberately misunderstand questions, and respond in such a way as to steer conversation away from sex.
For example "wat u into?" I might say that I am interested in poetry, maps and travelling. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OMG this is dreadful. I've definitely asked all these questions, but never in isolation. Still, good to know some of those non-replies might be more inspired by my insipid chat and not looking over my photos and feeling a little sick... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OMG this is dreadful. I've definitely asked all these questions, but never in isolation. Still, good to know some of those non-replies might be more inspired by my insipid chat and not looking over my photos and feeling a little sick..."
Learning is fun  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OMG this is dreadful. I've definitely asked all these questions, but never in isolation. Still, good to know some of those non-replies might be more inspired by my insipid chat and not looking over my photos and feeling a little sick...
Learning is fun "
I'm all about hands-on experience, myself  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Surprisingly even though I state on my profile I’m straight, I get a lot of messages from guys saying:
‘want me to suck you now?’
‘Gloryhole meet?’
Appreciate this is no where near the amount single women get but jesussssss read my preferences?!
Just because you’ve messaged that doesn’t mean I’m going to pull down my underwear for you?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Questions such as 'how r u, wot you up 2' warrant a block. Anything similar too. Yawn  "
So I’m guessing that’s 90% of the people messaging you getting blocked then lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello. It’s a shame if an opening line of ‘hi’ ‘hey’ or ‘how are you?’ Is frowned upon. Surely this is a simply a polite way to engage?"
I think the general problem people have is when that's all the message says! What's the point of sending a message that just says Hi? Hi is kind of inherent in the sending of the message!
Say why you've messaged, send face pics, demonstrate you've read the profile by asking a question to elaborate on a point made. Maybe describe how you fit the requirements of the person you're messaging, make a joke! Just saying hi, says I'm making little effort to win your attention, you do all the work.
That's our take on it anyway!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are you wearing?
Are you a sub?
Want to meet? Followed by a phone no.
Booooooore off! "
I'm stunned by then number of single guys who think they're a domme on here. A bit of rough shagging and calling someone a whore are not the same thing!
Also, isn't a confident sexually empowered woman someone everybody would love to meet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think may have to manage our crap messages from now on. I'm enjoying being mean to the single guys who send awful, or lazy messages now. It's a slippery slope...... |
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