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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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After seeing so many cock pics and the various methods guys use to show how big they are, I think we need some standardised measures to help! What everyday items do we want to rep the sizes.....? Sky remote size? 250ml deodorant tin? 440ml can of lager?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Car size. Owners of big cars have small ones, and vice versa."
Hmmm what if they lie and say they have a big car...? disappointment when they drive up! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Car size. Owners of big cars have small ones, and vice versa.
That’s where I’m going wrong, I married a guy who drives a pickup where I should have gone for a guy with a Renault Twizy."
Do you think the make is important? Like a Renault Twizy is ok size but a BMW Z3 is a no....? |
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"Car size. Owners of big cars have small ones, and vice versa.
Hmmm what if they lie and say they have a big car...? disappointment when they drive up!"
I have a big red car, that’s why I’m saying it’s more important what you do with it  |
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"We had a guy send us a dick pic next to a can, only we clocked straight away it was a mini can.
We messaged back and asked "is that an mini can?"
And he blocked usa"
Hahaha. But then cock rings are also cheating |
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"We had a guy send us a dick pic next to a can, only we clocked straight away it was a mini can.
We messaged back and asked "is that an mini can?"
And he blocked usa
Hahaha. But then cock rings are also cheating "
Not of you wear one all the time. Gain maybe a quarter inch in girth wearing one, still to fat for regular size condoms without so it's hardly cheating |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"This would be useful
Any ideas?! What size object you looking for? 
Tabitha x
Hmmmm... Lol
Are you familiar with Mandingo? Lol"
Haha we’ll need to find an object that’s Mandingo sized...! Litre bottle of cock errr ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"We had a guy send us a dick pic next to a can, only we clocked straight away it was a mini can.
We messaged back and asked "is that an mini can?"
And he blocked usa"
Hahahaha! Imagine if you hadn’t asked though..... |
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"This would be useful
Any ideas?! What size object you looking for?
Tabitha x
Hmmmm... Lol
Are you familiar with Mandingo? Lol
Haha we’ll need to find an object that’s Mandingo sized...! Litre bottle of cock errr ? "
Lol
We like a challenge!
Makes fun videoing lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This would be useful
Any ideas?! What size object you looking for?
Tabitha x
Hmmmm... Lol
Are you familiar with Mandingo? Lol"
Sweet Jesus.... or lex Steele.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We had a guy send us a dick pic next to a can, only we clocked straight away it was a mini can.
We messaged back and asked "is that an mini can?"
And he blocked usa"
Ha ha that's so funny LOL |
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"After seeing so many cock pics and the various methods guys use to show how big they are, I think we need some standardised measures to help! What everyday items do we want to rep the sizes.....? Sky remote size? 250ml deodorant tin? 440ml can of lager?
Tx"
Take a tip from the UK sizing chart for condoms (all men should look this up), and use the cardboard tube from a standard loo roll. Place over erect penis, shows girth and length (and gives the guy a better idea for condom size, ensuring comfortable safe sex, and no reason to dodge condoms thereafter)  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"surely its not size but how you use it... a Mini reversing into a garage may not be as good as an SUV entering a tunnel ? "
Guess it depends what’s wanted out of the experience....if you want to be feel stretched a mini anything ain’t going to cut it!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"After seeing so many cock pics and the various methods guys use to show how big they are, I think we need some standardised measures to help! What everyday items do we want to rep the sizes.....? Sky remote size? 250ml deodorant tin? 440ml can of lager?
Tx
Take a tip from the UK sizing chart for condoms (all men should look this up), and use the cardboard tube from a standard loo roll. Place over erect penis, shows girth and length (and gives the guy a better idea for condom size, ensuring comfortable safe sex, and no reason to dodge condoms thereafter) "
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"Take a tip from the UK sizing chart for condoms (all men should look this up), and use the cardboard tube from a standard loo roll. Place over erect penis, shows girth and length (and gives the guy a better idea for condom size, ensuring comfortable safe sex, and no reason to dodge condoms thereafter) "
I don’t mean to brag, but that genuinely won’t fit. |
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"Take a tip from the UK sizing chart for condoms (all men should look this up), and use the cardboard tube from a standard loo roll. Place over erect penis, shows girth and length (and gives the guy a better idea for condom size, ensuring comfortable safe sex, and no reason to dodge condoms thereafter)
I don’t mean to brag, but that genuinely won’t fit. "
Then I guess you need XL condoms  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Take a tip from the UK sizing chart for condoms (all men should look this up), and use the cardboard tube from a standard loo roll. Place over erect penis, shows girth and length (and gives the guy a better idea for condom size, ensuring comfortable safe sex, and no reason to dodge condoms thereafter)
I don’t mean to brag, but that genuinely won’t fit. "
What about kitchen roll tube? Lol |
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"After seeing so many cock pics and the various methods guys use to show how big they are, I think we need some standardised measures to help! What everyday items do we want to rep the sizes.....? Sky remote size? 250ml deodorant tin? 440ml can of lager?
Tx
Take a tip from the UK sizing chart for condoms (all men should look this up), and use the cardboard tube from a standard loo roll. Place over erect penis, shows girth and length (and gives the guy a better idea for condom size, ensuring comfortable safe sex, and no reason to dodge condoms thereafter) "
It’s just been pointed out to me that guys are likely to trim the end off the cardboard tubes, to make their cock look longer! So this idea only works for the honest |
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"This would be useful
Any ideas?! What size object you looking for?
Tabitha x
Hmmmm... Lol
Are you familiar with Mandingo? Lol
Sweet Jesus.... or lex Steele.."
Yeah why not!
Julio Gomez is Mrs fav atm |
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"Car size. Owners of big cars have small ones, and vice versa.
That’s where I’m going wrong, I married a guy who drives a pickup where I should have gone for a guy with a Renault Twizy."
Only if you are bi |
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