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How to write a terrible profile.
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By *wesomeLola OP Couple
over a year ago
Peterborough and Buckinghamshire |
What do you think? Let me start off with a few.
1. Profile with almost no text.
2. Profile with no pics.
3. Couples profile with no man pics.
4. Dick pics and nothing else.
5. Long lists of things you don't want.
6. Telling me you probably won't reply to messages.
7. A disclaimer about Sydney University or Facebook.
What else? |
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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago
Weirdsville South Coast Dorset |
"I don't bite unless you want me to" 
"Show me the ropes"
"Fill in later"
"Been here before and met loads of incredible people so know how it works" yet a year later no veri at all |
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By *wesomeLola OP Couple
over a year ago
Peterborough and Buckinghamshire |
I suppose by asking this question I'm laying ourselves wide open to criticism of our own profile. We do have a _short_ list of dislikes, a spoof disclaimer, and we do want regular partners. Oops! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I suppose by asking this question I'm laying ourselves wide open to criticism of our own profile. We do have a _short_ list of dislikes, a spoof disclaimer, and we do want regular partners. Oops!"
i meant it as guys saying i want regular but not meaning what they say ..
guess its meant for another list and not this one  |
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Looking for a couple, girls can play together. Their male can play with other female, but my man can't play with his female - only watch.
If they want a unicorn, just say! Not try to dodge finding a single female, by munipulating a couple. |
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"I suppose by asking this question I'm laying ourselves wide open to criticism of our own profile. We do have a _short_ list of dislikes, a spoof disclaimer, and we do want regular partners. Oops!"
Your disclaimer is rubbish. As a UK citizen on a UK website run by a private company you also need to include references to an non-existent American privacy law, and state that the company actually a multi trillion dollar operation listed on the NASDAQ. |
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"a selection of pictures of them going bareback and others also showing lots of random people who probably haven't consented to being featured on their profile."
Exactly this!!! I see this so often on both counts. |
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Yes the list of requirements,
Colour.
Size, girth, length , build
Hair ,Facial , trimmed downstairs .
Age cut off , I’m just over 40 .. oops too bad
Distance , we are practically neighbours but over 20 miles away is too far .
I could go on
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"I’m discreet. I just read that as cheating"
I usually do, seen some say that single men only must be "discreet", No taxis?! I guess it might look odder to the neighbours a string of single men rather than couples? |
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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago
Calderdale innit |
Male profile full of more women than him
Ask me...
Been here before
Will fill in later
Constatnt whinging about other people or lack of meets on status updates
Constant updates asking for bjs or saying balls need emptying etc
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"Lots of capital letters is a real turn on for us. Really gets the blood flowing. "
That's where I am going wrong ??
Mine is shit and contains some of the gripes...... Sounds a bit like my school reports..... "Must do better" |
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