what am I doing here?
What a wonderful question.
I came here to explore fantasies, make friends, learn some stuff from how to bake cakes to non faecal accidents whilst taking it up the shitter.
That has had to take a back seat. I would, like many of the men folk, blame covid for me not achieving those goals, however I'm a realistic not a fantasist. The reason that shit hasn't happened is because 90% of men are lying chauvinist wank stains who need to do some serious self reflection. They won't though, because they may actually discover they aren't who they pretend to be, and instead of being gods gift, they're little more than a booby prize.
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"what am I doing here?
What a wonderful question.
I came here to explore fantasies, make friends, learn some stuff from how to bake cakes to non faecal accidents whilst taking it up the shitter.
That has had to take a back seat. I would, like many of the men folk, blame covid for me not achieving those goals, however I'm a realistic not a fantasist. The reason that shit hasn't happened is because 90% of men are lying chauvinist wank stains who need to do some serious self reflection. They won't though, because they may actually discover they aren't who they pretend to be, and instead of being gods gift, they're little more than a booby prize.
Present company included."
Ah you see? You still got it.
Why he would want to meet someone he obviously thinks is little more than scum is beyond me, a woman swinging? Disgusting and not very ladylike at all! |
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I think the question is.... why WOULDN'T I be here? What were you expecting, a site full of women resembling Rose West or Myra cunting Hindley? And if that's what you were expecting then you're one sick puppy |
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"what am I doing here?
What a wonderful question.
I came here to explore fantasies, make friends, learn some stuff from how to bake cakes to non faecal accidents whilst taking it up the shitter.
That has had to take a back seat. I would, like many of the men folk, blame covid for me not achieving those goals, however I'm a realistic not a fantasist. The reason that shit hasn't happened is because 90% of men are lying chauvinist wank stains who need to do some serious self reflection. They won't though, because they may actually discover they aren't who they pretend to be, and instead of being gods gift, they're little more than a booby prize.
Present company included.
Ah you see? You still got it.
Why he would want to meet someone he obviously thinks is little more than scum is beyond me, a woman swinging? Disgusting and not very ladylike at all!"
Indeed. May as well say, I expected pond scum and was happy to put my dick in it, but whoop whoop, to my shock you're no pond scum.
So... what the fuck is wrong with you then? Shit, don't answer that, let's meet. |
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I'm here because I'm not like the "rest" obviously. I'm better looking than your wife/girlfriend. I'm not looking to fuck my way through the site. Quantity over quality. I'm very picky. I have standards. Or any one of the other phrases used to damn me with faint praise.  |
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"So women of Fab, what's a nice/beautiful/gorgeous woman like you doing here?
Hit me with your best replies ladies, I do like to stand up for womankind occasionally.
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Isn't it obvious? I'm here looking for what my husband can't give me! That's why I'm sitting around in my underwear 24/7, just waiting for somebody with a dick for a face to slide into my DMs so I can drop everything and hop on.
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Oh hell yes! I am gonna enjoy this.
