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over a year ago
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I was in a supermarket the today and i seen a guy that i liked the look of.
I smiled but he didnt seem to notice. So i decided to start licking my lips in a seductive way but he still didnt seem to notice and then walked right past me.
I feel very upset now  |
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"I was in a supermarket the today and i seen a guy that i liked the look of.
I smiled but he didnt seem to notice. So i decided to start licking my lips in a seductive way but he still didnt seem to notice and then walked right past me.
I feel very upset now "
Well I was cleaning the toilets  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was in a supermarket the today and i seen a guy that i liked the look of.
I smiled but he didnt seem to notice. So i decided to start licking my lips in a seductive way but he still didnt seem to notice and then walked right past me.
I feel very upset now "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was in a supermarket the today and i seen a guy that i liked the look of.
I smiled but he didnt seem to notice. So i decided to start licking my lips in a seductive way but he still didnt seem to notice and then walked right past me.
I feel very upset now
First person to say you were wearing a mask gets a bun."
When do I get my bun ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I was in a supermarket the today and i seen a guy that i liked the look of.
I smiled but he didnt seem to notice. So i decided to start licking my lips in a seductive way but he still didnt seem to notice and then walked right past me.
I feel very upset now
First person to say you were wearing a mask gets a bun."
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"I was in a supermarket the today and i seen a guy that i liked the look of.
I smiled but he didnt seem to notice. So i decided to start licking my lips in a seductive way but he still didnt seem to notice and then walked right past me.
I feel very upset now "
poor poor you... he probably just thought you were hungry for food |
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"Ah you see your expecting a man to multitask! Concentrate on shopping and flirt back... poor chap probably had fishfingers on his mind "
this is true... i never ever get chatted up in a supermarket... it's because they can't multi task? rather I'm not their type, they're in a bad mood, married, got a girlfriend, generally too busy for women or even worse they're gay  |
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"Ah you see your expecting a man to multitask! Concentrate on shopping and flirt back... poor chap probably had fishfingers on his mind
this is true... i never ever get chatted up in a supermarket... it's because they can't multi task? rather I'm not their type, they're in a bad mood, married, got a girlfriend, generally too busy for women or even worse they're gay "
Where do you shop?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah you see your expecting a man to multitask! Concentrate on shopping and flirt back... poor chap probably had fishfingers on his mind
this is true... i never ever get chatted up in a supermarket... it's because they can't multi task? rather I'm not their type, they're in a bad mood, married, got a girlfriend, generally too busy for women or even worse they're gay "
no your over thinking, it’s basically down to wishing they had got a trolley rather than squeezing 50 items in a basket and avoiding eye contact with hot women so they don’t look completely stupid |
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"Did you take your mask off 
so with masks now.. you can have your tongue hanging down and noone can do you for sexual harassment.. i love it and must try it next time  "
Its also great for swearing at people under your breath. Nobody can hear. |
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"He must have been completely stupid your gorgeous. If you'd have done that to me I think I'd have cum there and then x"
how do you know the op is the female half of the couple |
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"I was in a supermarket the today and i seen a guy that i liked the look of.
I smiled but he didnt seem to notice. So i decided to start licking my lips in a seductive way but he still didnt seem to notice and then walked right past me.
I feel very upset now "
I certainly wouldn't miss u id even spank your bum as I walked past weather your partner was with u ot not xx |
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"Ah you see your expecting a man to multitask! Concentrate on shopping and flirt back... poor chap probably had fishfingers on his mind
this is true... i never ever get chatted up in a supermarket... it's because they can't multi task? rather I'm not their type, they're in a bad mood, married, got a girlfriend, generally too busy for women or even worse they're gay no your over thinking, it’s basically down to wishing they had got a trolley rather than squeezing 50 items in a basket and avoiding eye contact with hot women so they don’t look completely stupid "
oh bugger, i constantly do that when i go shopping... i usually forget to buy the thing I originally came in for... ok so next time a guy i fancy ignores me... its because they do, they just too busy to multitask lol |
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"I was in a supermarket the today and i seen a guy that i liked the look of.
I smiled but he didnt seem to notice. So i decided to start licking my lips in a seductive way but he still didnt seem to notice and then walked right past me.
I feel very upset now
I certainly wouldn't miss u id even spank your bum as I walked past weather your partner was with u ot not xx"
joke or no joke... flirting whilst shopping is a common delimma which needs to be discussed. Thanks op for bringing it up... but yes I got the joke. |
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