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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I like a lot here have been on fab a good while but also strangely arrange finding from of this site as well lol.
Before lockdown  I was lucky to have a few meets with some amazing couples and singles which really made me glad to enjoy this lifestyle.
However that’s not always the case, throughout my time I have also had a few really bad meets and some just genuinely awkward meets which has got me wondering what your most embarrassing or awkward situation was during a meet.
I will start as only fair mine was about 4 years ago I was lucky enough to be invited to a couples house who where new to the world of fanning and the male partner was bi curious well that’s what he told his wife anyway lol.
The meet started of hot and sexy and then the male went down on me and let’s just say he wasn’t curious he attacked my cock like a pornstar which his wife realised.
This led to her well reacting and calling him out of being more than curious which led to me sat on a sofa rock hard with a couple have a domestic about the truth of his sexual experience.
Safe to say they left swinging after that ?? |
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Not from fab but a social with a couple who had so obviously lied about their age by many years. A close second was a guy who was an hour late (we wouldn't normally have still been there but had driven a long way and ordered lunch) and unlike his picture which showed a youthful guy with a head of glossy black hair was completely grey. Now that doesn't happen over night. He proceeded to talk on his phone and generally behave as if he wasn't interested. Then went a message asking to meet again  |
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The age thing is a recurring theme. - one that I have experienced myself.
The couple claimed they were both in their early 50s, asked to meet up in a pub for a drink.
I honestly thought I'd been stood up when I was waiting, because the couple sat at the table looking at me definitely were not the same couple in the photos. Ok, maybe the photos were from the 1980's
The couple were both rather older than they claimed. We I did pop over and introduce myself, they were nice and polite.
Shame folks sometimes think that being something that they aren't is a good move.
Probably why I prefer the club scene, because what you see is precisely what you get. |
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We have also met a couple who were clearly not the age specified or the weight!
The worse one was a single guy who had very clearly used somebody else's photo. Facially nothing like and 6" shorter! I really think he was surprised we called him out on it. |
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It's partly to avoid these type of awkward situations that we state our correct ages. I'd never be able to keep up the pretence anyway. I'd start telling an anecdote from my time on the air raid shelters and my cover would be blown  |
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The age thing is a recurring theme. - one that I have experienced myself.
The couple claimed they were both in their early 50s, asked to meet up in a pub for a drink.
I honestly thought I'd been stood up when I was waiting, because the couple sat at the table looking at me definitely were not the same couple in the photos. Ok, maybe the photos were from the 1980's
The couple were both rather older than they claimed. We I did pop over and introduce myself, they were nice and polite.
Shame folks sometimes think that being something that they aren't is a good move.
Probably why I prefer the club scene, because what you see is precisely what you get. |
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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago
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Dont no if it is classed as awkward as such but we arranged to meet a single male in a bar in town, he had stated on profile he was average height with a big cock. So we walk into pub and waited for his arrival, in he walks, all 5ft 2 of him. As we sat down having a drink he could hardly be heard talk so we had to move closer to hear him, what we didn't realise til later that evening was he hadn't put his hand in his pocket to buy a drink all night. Needless to say he didnt get the chance to show us if he was lying or not about his cock size |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Didn't realise I was being set up for an ffm with a man I was meeting.
He invited me round, told me to come straight in, walked in on him shagging, he thought it would lead to an ffm like in some porno. However, it just led to 2 very confused women who had no idea about any threesome.
To her it looked like I just walked in his house and to me I was confused at if I had the wrong night 
On top of that me and her had to see eachother at work a few days later and were clueless that eachother was on fab so we were both like uh ... what you doing here?? :-s
Did not go as he expected |
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Only ever had a couple of awkward meets, both pre-Internet days when I used phone chatlines that occasionally led to late-night/early hours visits around the country...
....one was to a single mum in London - when she let me into her flat and showed me into the lounge, the place was a mess, with stuff strewn across the floor, and dirty dinner plates on the coffee table...
....when she sat on the sofa next to me, I caught an immediate whiff of BO, and noticed the flimsy summer dress she was wearing was both threadbare and dirty...
....despite having had almost two hours to 'get ready' while I was driving there, she'd obviously made no effort to tidy or even shower/wash...
....fortunately, her phone rang, and from the conversation it was another prospective 'playmate' - while she was pre-occupied, I quietly slipped out...
....then there was the early-hours trip down to the south coast, where the door was left on the latch for me to let myself in...
....which I did, and quietly made my way up to the bedroom - only to find the woman I'd travelled to play with sprawled across the bed with an empty wine bottle on the floor...
....when I managed to rouse her, she was obviously completely out of it - but clearly still up for it, as she started fumbling at my jeans to undo them...
....but there was no way I was playing with her in that state, so despite her protestations, I told her it wasn't a good idea, and took my leave... |
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I (Luke) had a threesome a few years ago with my swinging partner of the time and a lady she had connected with.
Unfortunately the two ladies fell out with each other during the course of the evening and it got more and more tense as time went by until eventually the lady who joined us left. |
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Not sure if this counts, but I'll tell anyway.
My issue happened a few days after the actual meet. I had an enjoyable meet with a "single" lady, not a quick afternoon thing but most the day.
A few days later received a knock on the door, answered. Three guys there, didn't really think much about it as I had road workers outside. That's until one guy showed me a picture on his phone, his wife, my meet, from a few days previously.
Only thing that saved me from a kicking was her turning up.
It seems I wasn't the only one to get the "knock" on the door that day.
Basically her beloved husband had no idea about her swinging life. |
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"Not sure if this counts, but I'll tell anyway.
My issue happened a few days after the actual meet. I had an enjoyable meet with a "single" lady, not a quick afternoon thing but most the day.
A few days later received a knock on the door, answered. Three guys there, didn't really think much about it as I had road workers outside. That's until one guy showed me a picture on his phone, his wife, my meet, from a few days previously.
Only thing that saved me from a kicking was her turning up.
It seems I wasn't the only one to get the "knock" on the door that day.
Basically her beloved husband had no idea about her swinging life. "
Oo dodgy. I'm always amazed when the wronged party blames anyone but their partner |
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"The only thing I can say and thought about after the incident was, it's not just guys who cheat.
Guess that's a different topic for the forum room.
Is that worth a post? "
Anything is worth a post  |
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