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is monster size really good?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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ive actually heard that a huge huge cock, like 8-9"+ is too much for women, i mean surely it cant even all fit in. is it better to have a long cock, or a shorter wider cock?  |
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A woman's flappage area is like a pair of Speedos:
They generally aren't that big but it is amazing how much they stretch and how much a guy can pack into them, if he's careful.... but there are limits.
Some guys won't get everything in the Speedos and some don't have enough to stretch them out and make them seem full.
Sometimes the shape of the man's body prevents everything getting into the Speedos.
Sometimes a guy will stretch out the Speedos with his hands, trying to make them as wide as possible.... and then wonders why the Speedos don't shrink back to a tight fit when he puts his cock in.
Sometimes the elastic has been over stretched for too long and even though the Speedos are touching his cock, it just doesn't feel like he's being held in tight enough to stop it falling out.
When a guy is in a pair of Speedos it is fucking ridiculous for him to say his cock isn't touching the side. It is physically impossible with 99.9999% of Speedos. If you're wearing a pair of Speedos and your cock feels like it's hanging in fresh air, it is more likely your cock fell out ages ago and no one liked to mention it.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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to be honest i dont like over sized cocks, i find them painful and theres no pleasure if your wincing away every time they thrust
8inch with a nice girth is good for me any bigger and i'd probably say no thanks
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"8/9 inch isnt huge is it?
its a decent size but i wouldnt say thats huge
Need to recalibrate my ruler ........  "
Use a plastic one but put it in the microwave first, I did this and I've doubled in size overnight  Why pay a firtune for one of them pump things when tha can spend 2 bob in WHSmith and actually get results?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"thought 7inches was average?
think its 6 actually
where did average come from lol"
i was tinking how can 8 be monster if 7 was average. Even if 6 is average two inches more is hardly monster? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"8/9 inch isnt huge is it?
its a decent size but i wouldnt say thats huge
Need to recalibrate my ruler ........
Use a plastic one but put it in the microwave first, I did this and I've doubled in size overnight Why pay a firtune for one of them pump things when tha can spend 2 bob in WHSmith and actually get results? "
Nips off to WHSmiths.......... |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"8/9 inch isnt huge is it?
its a decent size but i wouldnt say thats huge"
8/9... they may get asked back
10... . they sure do get asked back
11 or more... they move in....
altho 7 & and below, I do provide a wooden box for them to stand on, with a complimentary box of tissues outside the window allowing them to watch.
Would hate to be thought of as a total shallow c**t
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By (user no longer on site)
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"8/9 inch isnt huge is it?
its a decent size but i wouldnt say thats huge
Need to recalibrate my ruler ........
Use a plastic one but put it in the microwave first, I did this and I've doubled in size overnight Why pay a firtune for one of them pump things when tha can spend 2 bob in WHSmith and actually get results?
Nips off to WHSmiths.......... "
It's great, you can even take a pick of your cock against it and post it on here and the meets just roll in. Admittedly a few of em weren't keen when they realised that they were in a perverse version of Gulliver's Travels but I've found that ether solves this problem |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"8/9 inch isnt huge is it?
its a decent size but i wouldnt say thats huge
Need to recalibrate my ruler ........
Use a plastic one but put it in the microwave first, I did this and I've doubled in size overnight Why pay a firtune for one of them pump things when tha can spend 2 bob in WHSmith and actually get results?
Nips off to WHSmiths..........
It's great, you can even take a pick of your cock against it and post it on here and the meets just roll in. Admittedly a few of em weren't keen when they realised that they were in a perverse version of Gulliver's Travels but I've found that ether solves this problem "
You have been most helpful, must remember to get some easy start on way back from smiths, cheaper than ether but does the same job....... Allegedly |
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From Ye Olde Fab Swingers Glossary:
VWE
Very well endowed. Refers to a gentleman's penis, usually one over 7" in length. VVWE revers to a Very Very Well Endowed gentleman. More V's equals more length. As in "Only VVWE guys need apply". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From Ye Olde Fab Swingers Glossary:
VWE
Very well endowed. Refers to a gentleman's penis, usually one over 7" in length. VVWE revers to a Very Very Well Endowed gentleman. More V's equals more length. As in "Only VVWE guys need apply"."
Thanks for clearing that up |
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"if flopping down to his knee ... NO
if pointing proudly to the stars... YES
that's what I look for in a whopper......"
Thought you'd like the challenge of getting Mr Floppy to stand to attention as it were. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if flopping down to his knee ... NO
if pointing proudly to the stars... YES
that's what I look for in a whopper......
Thought you'd like the challenge of getting Mr Floppy to stand to attention as it were. "
PMSL........... That's gotta be chat up line of the day lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"From Ye Olde Fab Swingers Glossary:
VWE
Very well endowed. Refers to a gentleman's penis, usually one over 7" in length. VVWE revers to a Very Very Well Endowed gentleman. More V's equals more length. As in "Only VVWE guys need apply"."
Think that definitely classes me as an 'E' then, I always wondered how I managed to provide women with so much exctasy lol |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"if flopping down to his knee ... NO
if pointing proudly to the stars... YES
that's what I look for in a whopper......
Thought you'd like the challenge of getting Mr Floppy to stand to attention as it were. "
for sure...
but I have tried with some to no avail, after a good 45 mins of me tugging with one hand and flicking thro pages of Harpers & Queen with the other, I point to the door and they go...
his walk of shame is a cruel thing to watch...
well till I spy the new Louis Vuitton shoulder bag on page 127 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"if flopping down to his knee ... NO
if pointing proudly to the stars... YES
that's what I look for in a whopper......
Thought you'd like the challenge of getting Mr Floppy to stand to attention as it were.
for sure...
but I have tried with some to no avail, after a good 45 mins of me tugging with one hand and flicking thro pages of Harpers & Queen with the other, I point to the door and they go...
his walk of shame is a cruel thing to watch...
well till I spy the new Louis Vuitton shoulder bag on page 127"
Have you tried Top Gear magazine??? Lol |
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"From Ye Olde Fab Swingers Glossary:
VWE
Very well endowed. Refers to a gentleman's penis, usually one over 7" in length. VVWE revers to a Very Very Well Endowed gentleman. More V's equals more length. As in "Only VVWE guys need apply"."
7" isn't very well endowed in my book..unless we're talking girth! |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
"if flopping down to his knee ... NO
if pointing proudly to the stars... YES
that's what I look for in a whopper......
Thought you'd like the challenge of getting Mr Floppy to stand to attention as it were.
for sure...
but I have tried with some to no avail, after a good 45 mins of me tugging with one hand and flicking thro pages of Harpers & Queen with the other, I point to the door and they go...
his walk of shame is a cruel thing to watch...
well till I spy the new Louis Vuitton shoulder bag on page 127
Have you tried Top Gear magazine??? Lol"
is that Marijuana weekly ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if flopping down to his knee ... NO
if pointing proudly to the stars... YES
that's what I look for in a whopper......
Thought you'd like the challenge of getting Mr Floppy to stand to attention as it were.
for sure...
but I have tried with some to no avail, after a good 45 mins of me tugging with one hand and flicking thro pages of Harpers & Queen with the other, I point to the door and they go...
his walk of shame is a cruel thing to watch...
well till I spy the new Louis Vuitton shoulder bag on page 127
Have you tried Top Gear magazine??? Lol
is that Marijuana weekly ?"
Yeahhhhhh maaaannnnnnnn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"8/9 inch isnt huge is it?
its a decent size but i wouldnt say thats huge"
fucking hell ,, thats me buggered then.
only 6 but nobody complained yet!!!
maybe some guys cant use a tape measure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you have a big toolbox you might want a big tool. If you have a 2 car garage you might want 2 cars.
 And there is your answer ladies and gentlemen, you may be shocked to know that not all ladies have the same sized tuppence "
Haha tuppence! Haven't heard it called that in forver! I call it the chronicles of narnia |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think most women like the cock they're having at the time, but skilled, careful drivers do attract a no claims bonus
Wolf
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Mines not insured .......... Is that a problem? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you have a big toolbox you might want a big tool. If you have a 2 car garage you might want 2 cars.
And there is your answer ladies and gentlemen, you may be shocked to know that not all ladies have the same sized tuppence
Haha tuppence! Haven't heard it called that in forver! I call it the chronicles of narnia "
Not 'The Barnsley Chronicle' then? it's full of tuppences and coincidently only costs tuppence |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think most women like the cock they're having at the time, but skilled, careful drivers do attract a no claims bonus
Wolf
Mines not insured .......... Is that a problem? Lol"
I'm driving while disqualified, so I wouldn't worry yourself too much! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you have a big toolbox you might want a big tool. If you have a 2 car garage you might want 2 cars.
agree.
maybe some ladies NEED a big one !!!"
.....and some ladies NEED to avoid a big one!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the average penis size is about 5,1 to 5,7 inch in size, one of the problems with terms like vwe etc is people perception, and with internet and porn there alot more huge cocks out there but thats why there in the job, so people assume thats the norm, it isnt
everyone seems to have a hang up about size but look at any sex therapist and they,ll tell you you only need a couple inch or more to satisfy a women and foreplay and the mind is the best for results. but i suppose if the lady only goes for vwe guys after a while im sure alot in the mind and thats what they like! but lets be honest us guys have had plenty lady getting off on just a finger and tongue so does it matter? and this isnt a small dicked man saying it im about 7,1/2 to 8 depending |
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"the average penis size is about 5,1 to 5,7 inch in size, one of the problems with terms like vwe etc is people perception, and with internet and porn there alot more huge cocks out there but thats why there in the job, so people assume thats the norm, it isnt
everyone seems to have a hang up about size but look at any sex therapist and they,ll tell you you only need a couple inch or more to satisfy a women and foreplay and the mind is the best for results. but i suppose if the lady only goes for vwe guys after a while im sure alot in the mind and thats what they like! but lets be honest us guys have had plenty lady getting off on just a finger and tongue so does it matter? and this isnt a small dicked man saying it im about 7,1/2 to 8 depending "
Depending on what? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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According to the OP I have a monster cock! LOL
9in isn't monster and although I've have met one lady who couldn't take me the rest have all been very happy with whats in my lunchbox lol
If you are VWE the key is to take your time with the lady and warm up properly, you don't just bang away. You need to be extra respectful and learn to read her body language. Communication is important both verbal and non verbal
If anyone wants any guidance then message me |
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I love well endowed guys and was very dissapointed when we met a gorgeous guy who was very wide at 7.5 girth.
I just could not get him in....to painful
What a waste.....I hope other girls have more luck with him as he is such a lovely guy and he will know Im talking about him now
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By (user no longer on site)
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"thought 7inches was average?
think its 6 actually
where did average come from lol
i was tinking how can 8 be monster if 7 was average. Even if 6 is average two inches more is hardly monster?"
it is when you are average |
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Im not a woman so will never really know but Im prob on the small side of average and nevr had complaints (cliche I know but I really haven't). I get the impression from ladies Ive talked to that whilst it may be a factor...its way down on the list.
Crap analogy time....a ferrari might be a nice car but if you cant drive, you're gonna get beaten by a fiesta driven by Ayrton Senna
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By (user no longer on site)
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"the average penis size is about 5,1 to 5,7 inch in size, one of the problems with terms like vwe etc is people perception, and with internet and porn there alot more huge cocks out there but thats why there in the job, so people assume thats the norm, it isnt
everyone seems to have a hang up about size but look at any sex therapist and they,ll tell you you only need a couple inch or more to satisfy a women and foreplay and the mind is the best for results. but i suppose if the lady only goes for vwe guys after a while im sure alot in the mind and thats what they like! but lets be honest us guys have had plenty lady getting off on just a finger and tongue so does it matter? and this isnt a small dicked man saying it im about 7,1/2 to 8 depending
Depending on what? "
cock ring on or poppers and how haorny i am, is the weather warm plenty of reasons for fluxuation in size |
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"8/9 inch isnt huge is it?
its a decent size but i wouldnt say thats huge"
Totally agree.. 7-8 inches with good girth is perfect..
9 inches is good too....
But anything bigger, I just find can be uncomfortable...... And that ain't fun |
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"According to medical experts the average size when erect is 4.5 inches and when flaccid 2.5 inches. So anything 7 inches or over is well endowed. "
Never thought Id be able to say this but that sounds a bit small |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"From Ye Olde Fab Swingers Glossary:
VWE
Very well endowed. Refers to a gentleman's penis, usually one over 7" in length. VVWE revers to a Very Very Well Endowed gentleman. More V's equals more length. As in "Only VVWE guys need apply"."
So VWE is over 7" well then im happy with that. anything bigger think would be painful  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I once met a guy with a huge cock. It was at least 9 inches and very thick. His cock was so big I couldn't get much into my mouth. However being fucked by a guy with a big cock was heaven. |
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Seen a pic of a guy on here and oh my god!! It looks massive! On his profile he states a lot of ladies eyeys are bigger than than their pussys! so he obviously has found a problem But the problem with really big ones is they just do not get really hard! This guy needs 2 hands just to hold it up!! Big with a nice girth is good but long and thin does not really do it for me. |
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