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what can you say during sex but also at a family dinner?
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Let's see how creative people can be... and I dare you to say them at either moment  |
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"Let's see how creative people can be... and I dare you to say them at either moment "
It tastes so good!
It’s lovely and moist.
I feel so full.
Open wide.
Although our bedroom talk is usually a bit better than that
Lou x |
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over a year ago
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Would you prefer leg or breast? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do love a good spit roast ( more for a BBQ I know but I decided on a bit of artistic license) |
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"Let's see how creative people can be... and I dare you to say them at either moment
It tastes so good!
It’s lovely and moist.
I feel so full.
Open wide.
Although our bedroom talk is usually a bit better than that
Lou x "
tell me more 
May I come again? |
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"Would you prefer leg or breast?"
I'd like a bit of both but please don't talk whilst eating  |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
Daddy please may I have some more cream |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lovely meat
can you pass the carotts, this one maybe just us lol
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"I do love a good spit roast ( more for a BBQ I know but I decided on a bit of artistic license)"
I see no reason why you can't say that. it's rather delicious, when can we do it again?  |
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"Seconds?"
of course! take whatever you wish |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear lord that is hot!
Ummmm, so moist and tender .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You have a little something on your chin. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Almost as good as your Mum "
Ha ha |
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I couldn’t fit another thing in my mouth |
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"Daddy please may I have some more cream "
only when you finish the main course |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
Is that salty enough for you ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is it a fish supper this evening dear? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nice sauce |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any cream ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That's a big portion |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can’t beat a sausage  |
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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago
norwich |
Don't talk with your mouth full x |
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By *azza72Man
over a year ago
Leeds |
Just shake it, there’s a few more drops in there |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
Bang it from the bottom
(The ketchup bottle) |
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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago
norwich |
You can't get down until you have finished x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No talking with your mouth full !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love a thick, meaty sausage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't talk with your mouth full. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you shush I can't hear the telly. |
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Inviting next door in was a great idea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Love this get toguethers |
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I'm such a greedy girl but I'd love some more meat |
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Would you like a slice of French bread to mop that up? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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take your teeth out, this may be a little hard |
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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago
Currently Faraway |
Do you want whipped cream on in? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you want whipped cream on in?"
Are you full up? |
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Burp. Sorry I’ve been stuffing tarts all day
More tea vicar ? |
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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago
Currently Faraway |
"Do you want whipped cream on in?
Are you full up?"
**on it** bloody typos |
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Grandad's dribbling is putting me off! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I have more?? |
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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago
Currently Faraway |
I can't take anymore, I need a breather. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was this one you shot earlier?
(We do like our venison ??) |
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I've never been a fan of fish fingers |
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Don’t talk with your mouth full. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That was alright, what's for afters? |
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Our Butcher's sausage is much more meaty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would you like a bigger portion Dear???!!!! |
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Don’t worry about the spillage. The dog will lick it up. |
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You've got cream all round your mouth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would you like a bit of tongue darling????!!!! |
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I wouldn't eat that again if you paid me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is so creamy. (Mashed potato)
Just blow on it.
I bet you cant fit it all in your mouth in one go!
Do you want chocolate sauce on it?
Wow look at those! (When the big yourkshire puds come out)
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By *rK MrsJCouple
over a year ago
Kidderminster |
It's nice and moist it's been spit roasted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mmmmmmmmm nice bit of pork |
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If it doesn’t taste nice, just spit it out. |
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Any chance of a bigger portion? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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RIGHT...get stuck in! |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
Oh, I could just do with another sausage.
I need abit more toad in my hole.
Gimme another squirt of that mayo.
These buns are very firm.
Wow, that's a mouthful. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pass me the gravy and mint sauce! |
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I've never seen gravy stirred with one of those before! |
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It's a little on the pink side... |
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That certainly is a big portion! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have some pineapple juice dear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't batter my sausage! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Feel free to double-dip |
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By *old1974Man
over a year ago
Manchester |
Don't talk with your mouth full
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
I'm sure I can squeeze a little one in. |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
No more sausage for me, I'm saving space for dessert. |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
Sorry, I'm allergic to spotted dick. |
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Look at the juices running out of the bird |
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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago
norwich |
It's ready, everyone dive in . |
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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago
London/ South West (Devon, Somerset). |
Do you prefer it with the skin on ? |
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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago
London/ South West (Devon, Somerset). |
Wow, that’s hot! |
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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago
London/ South West (Devon, Somerset). |
I could eat that all day! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your mum does a better roast. |
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"I'm sure I can squeeze a little one in. "
ha ha ha |
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"Oh, I could just do with another sausage.
I need abit more toad in my hole.
Gimme another squirt of that mayo.
These buns are very firm.
Wow, that's a mouthful."
bingo! |
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Oooh, I love a big tasty tart. |
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"Would you like a bigger portion Dear???!!!!"
be careful not to wolf it down, might get indigestion |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is it me or is my meat harder than normal? |
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you can never have too much cream! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That was alright, what's for afters?"
Crumpet |
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*cough cough* it went down the wrong hole  |
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Fuck me that looks and tastes awful, is it road kill |
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that was great, i need a ciggy now |
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By *ick-meMan
over a year ago
high peak |
Need to mop up now after making a mess everywhere |
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Are you gonna finish that or can I finish it off |
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By *ick-meMan
over a year ago
high peak |
You’ve Dribbled down your chin |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
I'm gonna need a little sleep afterwards. |
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Do you mind if I lick the rim? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This taists salty dear. Does it remind you of something |
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Here comes the Chu Chu train.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This bird looks like it’s seen better days |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can i have your cherry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can i eat your peach |
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this fish smells a bit off, is it fresh and has it been washed properly |
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By *van ArdenMan
over a year ago
Coleford, Forest of Dean, Gloucestershire. |
Would you like some cream on that ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Those melons look nice and juicy
Nothing like soft warm baps at breakfast
Anyone for a three bird roast?
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It's dribbling down my chin.
I love a good mouthful.
That's a big ol' breast.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Smack it hard (to get the ketchup out) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm drooling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Uncle don't touch my penis. |
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"Smack it hard (to get the ketchup out) "
reach deeper (with the knife) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm gonna need more booze |
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Can't wait to wrap my lips around that.
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Have you got room to squeeze another one in? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do enjoy a nice game bird. |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"Is it me or is my meat harder than normal? "
Mutton dressed as lamb maybe ?
I find if you tenderise it in yoghurt for a few hours first it’s much nicer..... |
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The legs are as good as the breast on this bird |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So filling, i couldnt possibly fit anymore in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh no I made a mess |
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
Staffordshire Moorlands |
Can I have some more please?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry I dribbled a bit |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
Oops I’ve spilled some cream, do you mind if the dog licks it off your rug ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would you like to taste my cream pie? |
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The sauce is so thick it’s coating the meat nicely |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
Ladies , please help yourself and put plenty of my white sauce on your fish, I made enough for all of you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would you like me to pour the cream Vicar? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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More! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pass the ketchup! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anyone got space for another sausage? |
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Salty
Swallow it
Think it went down the wrong hole
Everybody tock in
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love the creaminess
That’s a tasty sausage
Wow that filled me
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Daddy's special sauce ?
(made myself go red writing that one!!) |
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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago
village life, closest main town inverness |
Give me a bit more cucumber than that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I will clean up afterwards. Promise |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pass me the mayonaise lol |
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I didn’t know we were having tuna this evening |
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