Who out there doesn’t love a saucy one liner or a little Freudian slip? The Carry on movies were full of them and a little innuendo can make your day if received well and not too risqué. What are some of your favourites that you’ve either said or heard?   |
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When serving breakfast, I occasionally ask ladies if they'd like milk for the museli, or if they're a 'smother it in yoghurt type of girl'...
....which has got a few grins in response - and in one instance, a distinct blush!  |
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Placing the word ladies at the end of a sentence automatically raises the sexual temperature.
Hello.
Hello, ladies.
Would you like to buy a cabbage?
Would you like to buy a cabbage? Ladies.
Excuse me while I adjust my penis, my boxer shorts have ridden up.
Excuse me while I adjust my penis, my boxer shorts have ridden up, ladies.
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