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By *eminiman61 OP Man over a year ago

mansfield

Cover me in chocolate n throw me to the lesbians

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By *c69funCouple over a year ago

chesterfield

Don't abuse alcohol, just drink it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its not cheating if my husband watches

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By *eminiman61 OP Man over a year ago

mansfield

An old one but it tickles my fancy

Sex instructor 1st lesson free

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fat people are harder to kidnap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On the front

Bomb Squad

On the back

If you see me running try to keep up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fat people are harder to kidnap"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

trainee gynecologist at you cervix

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I saw some briliant ones somewhere i went but cant remember any of them. I do like the one that says every dog has its day and today is your day

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By *eminiman61 OP Man over a year ago

mansfield

I've got beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

Black vest on the back in white security n on the front a british bulldog with watchout I bite

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By *arkandjaneCouple over a year ago

Lancaster

ha ha some good ones out there.

A dog is for life not just a Saturday night.

i used to have one with - It aint gonna suck itself.

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By *ourbonKissMan over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

I'd Love one that said......

'Dog eat Dog?! I think I prefer pussy's

({})

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On the back of a tshirt worn by a biker.

If you can read this, the bitch fell off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good girls spit,

Bad girls swollow,

I blow bubbles!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One of the best ive ever seen was

squar root of -1 love pi

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By *eminiman61 OP Man over a year ago

mansfield

One I was going to have for my gym vest was

Body under construction

For subs.... Body needs instruction

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my baywatch tshirt

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By *odka n CokeCouple over a year ago

Greater London

'I've used up all my sick days so I'm calling in dead'.

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By *obandruthCouple over a year ago

wolverhampton

To all you virgins thanks for nothing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would rather be scared to death than bored to death..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When at got the Olympics fcuk did one saying Mad Cow beats Crazy Frog.

My other favourite is a charity one, I'd give you one - for organ donation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has to be cradle of filths banned T-shirt Vestal Masturbation top front print is a nun masterbating with the controversial text on the back Jesus Is A Cunt.

shame it got banned

* CreEpS rOunD cRpYt * -l-

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By *eminiman61 OP Man over a year ago

mansfield

Woman we big boobs

My eyes are up here

These are real,cum give em a feel

On the front......... I want a man

On the back.......... Not you

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By *ristal and champersMan over a year ago

southport

GREAT LIFE ,,,,NO WIFE .....[THEN WHEN YOU GET MARRIED ,],,...GREAT WIFE ,,NO LIFE ,,..HA HA ..XX

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Saw a cracker with a stick man doing doggy with a stick woman with the words "Me, your mum"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Korean meatballs - they're the dog's bollocks"

"READTHIS

WHILEICH

ECKOUTY

OURTITS"

"can you sew? Cause I'm ripped"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My son had a t-shirt that said.

"Viagra is for pussy's"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's a website called t shirt hell they had some fantastic ones but got got a lot tamer these days

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

dont crack my eggs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always wanted a tshirt with " I feel great, feel for yourself " across the front of it lol just never got round to having one done.

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By *eadchefskiMan over a year ago

bexley

On the front "my mother made me a lesbian"

On the back "if you get me some wool she will make you on!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to have one

'I like 16 hands between my legs'

Horse riders will understand this one!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has to be cradle of filths banned T-shirt Vestal Masturbation top front print is a nun masterbating with the controversial text on the back Jesus Is A Cunt.

shame it got banned

* CreEpS rOunD cRpYt * -l-"

i have this t-shirt!!

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By *ooty and suuCouple over a year ago

barnsley

ask your tits to stop stareing at me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

fat people are harder to kidnap

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By *rmrsbadCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

Sex drugs & sausage rolls.

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By *ushandkittyCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

"Nothing says 'I love you' quite like fisting"

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By *picyspiregirlCouple over a year ago

chesterfield

Printed across the bust on my favourite one is the legend... Viewing by appointment only.

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By *eminiman61 OP Man over a year ago

mansfield

"Printed across the bust on my favourite one is the legend... Viewing by appointment only."

Any appointments available soon lol

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By *picyspiregirlCouple over a year ago

chesterfield

I may have an opening.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'believe the hype'

On a female: 'I just need to be spanked and sent to bed'

(by the way, I have no problem obliging such a request)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've lost my virginity can i take yours?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Picture of Jesus with "Jesus is coming, look busy" printed underneath

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Picture of Jesus with "Jesus is coming, look busy" printed underneath

Holly shit

hahahahah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On the front..." Frankie says "

on the back " Titter ye not !"

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By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

I had "Just because its old, doesn't mean its cool"

my friend had "save a tree, eat a beaver"

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By *iceguydaveMan over a year ago

Monmouth

"What do we want?

A cure for Tourette's

When do we want it?

Cunt."

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By *iceguydaveMan over a year ago

Monmouth

[Removed by poster at 21/06/12 15:41:26]

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By *ushandkittyCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

""What do we want?

A cure for Tourette's

When do we want it?

Cunt.""

That reminds me of a protester holding up a sign saying "What do we want? Bigger signs! When do we want them? No"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have one that on front says "save a horse" and the back "ride a cowboy"

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By *elsh_lass74Woman over a year ago

South Wales

Had a T-shirt years ago, said

"Stop staring at my tits!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You cant beat "I'm with this Idiot" with a finger pointing left

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By *hynottsCouple over a year ago

nottingham

No one knows you and no one gives a shit from my temptasions top

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two of my favourite t-shirts say,

"I'm a virgin - this is a very old t-shirt"

"Coffee

chocolate

men

...... some things are better rich"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jesus Love You....everyone else thinks you're a cunt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hows my Drinking?

Telephone 07.............

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bono is a Cunt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Your girlfriend sucks'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

birthday present a few years back said....

"2s company

3s a result"

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By *a and kaCouple over a year ago

Leicestershire(ish)

""Nothing says 'I love you' quite like fisting""

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I personally can't take anyone seriously if their wearing a unfunny "witty" slogan teeshirt.

Any clothing with a slogan or statement on is tacky and highly unfashionable, best left on that market stall along with the kiss me quick hats, extra large rizla papers and comedy sized bongs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/06/12 21:08:24]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bono is a Cunt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's a website called t shirt hell they had some fantastic ones but got got a lot tamer these days "

lol great site!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Millions of my potential children died on your mums face last night" always tickled me

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By *ushandkittyCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

I still own

'barbie is a slut'

'why doesn't barbie get pregnant ?

cos ken comes in a different box '

'I'm the girl your parents warned u about '

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By *lipperyWhenWet!Couple over a year ago

Rochester

Facebook style status box saying:

Sex with your Girl Friend!

97 people like this!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had a t shirt that had the letters FCUK written down the way with the words Fit Chick Unbelievable Knockers

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By *uckknowsMan over a year ago

here

If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had a t shirt that had the letters FCUK written down the way with the words Fit Chick Unbelievable Knockers "

Trading standards?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

saw one once i still remember

jesus is a cnut

not sure if it was a marilyn manson t shirt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had a t shirt with the Warner brother film motive on it with under that it said if you see the cops coming warn a brother .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have one with woman bending over says nice legs what time do they open.

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By *amslam1000Man over a year ago

willenhall

i have one with

I'm with stoopid (arrow pointing up)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 of our faves

"If grass was EMO would it cut itself?"

and the best one

Front "I Shagged The Girl Out Of Hanson"

Back "Man She Was Tight"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i got two tee shrts

he gay with arrow pointing to the side

and other one is

some?

ama zon do some good ones

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

i love the one with a sexy girl advertising a old cowboy style salon and it says

"liquor in the front and poker in the rear"

as in lick her in the front and poke her in the rear

oh well it made me laugh

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By *aughtynigel02121980Man over a year ago

Brandon

I have a t'shirt that says it's good to share, bring your girlfriend

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By *ovedupstillCouple over a year ago

mullinwire

fave one i have is 'i need a woman that can handle my load' and a picture of a woman doing the laundry lol

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By *amnationsedgeMan over a year ago

Ashborne

The one I'm wearing now says I'd rather be knife fighting.

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By *weet DevilMan over a year ago

dukinfield

am i dislexic ?

got invited to a toga party

went as a goat !

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By *ikkiBWoman over a year ago

Falkirk

Not really the slogan that's funny but I have a tg friend who has a tshirt "caution: contains nuts". I found that hilarious

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By *lassic1Man over a year ago

bellshill

"I found God.......He was down the back of the sofa"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My husband has a T shirt with a bride and groom saying 'game over'!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I won't call you a cowboy until I've seen you ride

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By *wfirsttimersCouple over a year ago

kendal

"Its not cheating if my husband watches "

Brilliant

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By *wfirsttimersCouple over a year ago

kendal

"Bono is a Cunt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not quite sexy, but....

'Employee of the Month'........

It always made my old Boss laugh like a drain........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had a t shirt that had the letters FCUK written down the way with the words Fit Chick Unbelievable Knockers

Trading standards? "

you've clearly not seen my knockers then lol

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By *tensonSwingersCouple over a year ago

Stenson Fields

"i love the one with a sexy girl advertising a old cowboy style salon and it says

"liquor in the front and poker in the rear"

as in lick her in the front and poke her in the rear

oh well it made me laugh

Glad you explained...we were really struggling there.

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By *adja_lazloCouple over a year ago

Solihull

"I personally can't take anyone seriously if their wearing a unfunny "witty" slogan teeshirt.

Any clothing with a slogan or statement on is tacky and highly unfashionable, best left on that market stall along with the kiss me quick hats, extra large rizla papers and comedy sized bongs.

did you mention comedy, just wondered how you would know such a word lol

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By *ohjaneCouple over a year ago

south staffs

My first baby was given a sun hat with "Genius in training" written across the front.

All together now : AWWWWWWW

Jane x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bought one on my hols that said "Air bags fitted as standard" across the chest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have one that says:

What do we want?

A cure for torrets

When do we want it?

Cunt!

Makes me chuckle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I used to have one

'I like 16 hands between my legs'

Horse riders will understand this one!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i have 2 favs..

1.) - Ive had it up to here with midgets (written on the bottom of the t-shirt)

2.) (in really small writing on the bottom of the t-shirt)

Your already this close you might as well suck it(changed to lick it for the girls version)

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

So many cats. So few recipes....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i have 2 favs..

1.) - Ive had it up to here with midgets (written on the bottom of the t-shirt)

2.) (in really small writing on the bottom of the t-shirt)

Your already this close you might as well suck it(changed to lick it for the girls version)

"Juicy" written on the botton of tshirt with arrow pointing down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pugs Not Drugs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On one of mine....

"I took the road less travelled....

....now where the hell am I ?"

Recognise it?

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By *ex.IncCouple over a year ago

Castleford

On mine - I lost 8 kilos in 2 weeks - Bloody sniffer dogs.

Try not to make the mistake for it to be the last t-shirt in your suitcase after a holiday and wear it through customs as you'll lose around 3 hours of your life.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One made me chuckle recently was on the front of a camouflaged t shirt was a big outline of the falkland islands and underneath in bold writing " HANDS OFF !!!!!!!! " lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Join the army...travel to interesting countries and meet interesting people...........then shoot them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Join the army...travel to interesting countries and meet interesting people...........then shoot them."

I've seen that too

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By *uckknowsMan over a year ago

here

"Bono is a Cunt

"
Too rite