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I have just read this status update: "Some days I like to go into Tescos pick an old male cashier and buy just a cucumber, jar of vasoline and a bottle of gin and wink as I pay"
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When I was 16 I worked in the local coop on the fresh fruit and veg.
That was a time when customers brought there selected veg to me to weigh them, bag them and label them up.
A couple came in one day and spent about 5 minutes going through all the bananas, I could hear her giggling. Then they brought one single large, thick banana to me to be weighed.
It was pretty obvious what they were buying it for.
I couldn't help myself and said 'you've found the perfect size then? ' they both laughed and she said 'hope so'. I was hoping they might ask me to join them but they didn't and I didn't have the courage to suggest anything. Had me hard though at work thinking about them. |
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"How many people does it take to change a light bulb, is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse."
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I trust you've never taken anyone home and she jumped in your arms and said carry me up stairs to your bedroom....!
If you refused was your relationship then on the rocks... |
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"I have just read this status update: "Some days I like to go into Tescos pick an old male cashier and buy just a cucumber, jar of vasoline and a bottle of gin and wink as I pay"
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I did the same some years back in ALDI quite innocently randomly bought an axe a roll of duct tape and a bottle of vodka. Only when the cashier said is that all and gave a strange look did I spontaneously look her in the eye shake me head and say you don’t want to know. I thought it was pretty funny.  |
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