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a womans favourite one liner
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Now when a guys messages a woman his favourite one liner is fancy a fuck were guys we speak with our cocks its a fact lol now when we take time to introduce
Hi I'm ant I'm from manchester how are you we see a womans favourite one liner
Face pic FACE PIC !!!
At first I thought it was a new website to rival facebook and was getting an invite haha has anyone else heard any great female one liners to rival the males fancy a fuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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after a little small talk try this...once you think they might go for it.
"like me do you find it hard to meet people, you like, and click with..."
"yes"
"well, if we do end going home together, which girl would you want to take with us from here"
tried it twice, 1st girl said if i wasn't here with my boyfriend, her over there. I said he has no idea you like girls does he, and you wont tell him because he couldnt handle it. She said claro.
I asked the girl she pointed to, she said she was up for it. The second girls mates went ballisti how dare you blah blah blah, the girl just shrugged at them.....spoil sports.
Second time, the girl i propositioned, said if your girlfriend (my swinging partner) was out she would, turns out she had seen us about and about.
All true i promise
Before you start yes i do have permision
and done on a phone, so poor spelling and grammar. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i don't want to buy you a drink, and i don't want to talk to you, but i will put a fuck in you."
never really had the balls to use it for real on a stranger..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"after a little small talk try this...once you think they might go for it.
"like me do you find it hard to meet people, you like, and click with..."
"yes"
"well, if we do end going home together, which girl would you want to take with us from here"
tried it twice, 1st girl said if i wasn't here with my boyfriend, her over there. I said he has no idea you like girls does he, and you wont tell him because he couldnt handle it. She said claro.
I asked the girl she pointed to, she said she was up for it. The second girls mates went ballisti how dare you blah blah blah, the girl just shrugged at them.....spoil sports.
Second time, the girl i propositioned, said if your girlfriend (my swinging partner) was out she would, turns out she had seen us about and about.
All true i promise
Before you start yes i do have permision
and done on a phone, so poor spelling and grammar."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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One liners are the best if you don't get a fuck you get a giggle which may least to fucking if you get neither walk away they either have no sense of humour, are stuck up themselves or have heard it before |
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I like to make em laugh n think originality is best although at times the old ones work
One night while out I saw this woman trying to get the attention of a barman/woman she was stood there failing for a few mins
I got someones attention n pointed to her she came over n thanked me I said n I don't know where if came from........... Wunt if be good if the staff had hooks screwed into ths tops of their heads n there were sticks on the bar n you could hook em like hook a duck lol
She laffed,was it this or my smile that got her into bed?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like to make em laugh n think originality is best although at times the old ones work
One night while out I saw this woman trying to get the attention of a barman/woman she was stood there failing for a few mins
I got someones attention n pointed to her she came over n thanked me I said n I don't know where if came from........... Wunt if be good if the staff had hooks screwed into ths tops of their heads n there were sticks on the bar n you could hook em like hook a duck lol
She laffed,was it this or my smile that got her into bed??"
Both I reckon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One liners are the best if you don't get a fuck you get a giggle which may least to fucking if you get neither walk away they either have no sense of humour, are stuck up themselves or have heard it before "
So no offence but to me that's just like rhe boring people who think that telling a wank joke equates to a wicked sense of humour  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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have you got any welsh (or irish etc etc) in you.... Would you like some.
Or
That's a very versatile dress you're wearing....it does a lot for you and a lot for me.
Or
Sit on my lap and let's talk about the first thing that pops up.
All cheesy but they can get a giggle |
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By (user no longer on site)
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have you got any welsh (or irish etc etc) in you.... Would you like some.
Or
That's a very versatile dress you're wearing....it does a lot for you and a lot for me.
Or
Sit on my lap and let's talk about the first thing that pops up.
All cheesy but they can get a giggle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh and for the record, I think jokes are as lame as one liners, can't stand em  "
bloody hell no jokes and no one liners no offence but I bet your a bag of laughs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh and for the record, I think jokes are as lame as one liners, can't stand em bloody hell no jokes and no one liners no offence but I bet your a bag of laughs "
Yep, I am a complete barrel of laughs I prefer originality and spontaneity rather than some lame lazy crap that has been rolled out a million times over though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh and for the record, I think jokes are as lame as one liners, can't stand em bloody hell no jokes and no one liners no offence but I bet your a bag of laughs
Yep, I am a complete barrel of laughs I prefer originality and spontaneity rather than some lame lazy crap that has been rolled out a million times over though "
It can be funny. Not sure it would work as a chat up line though.
So.................. Do you come here often?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh and for the record, I think jokes are as lame as one liners, can't stand em bloody hell no jokes and no one liners no offence but I bet your a bag of laughs
Yep, I am a complete barrel of laughs I prefer originality and spontaneity rather than some lame lazy crap that has been rolled out a million times over though
It can be funny. Not sure it would work as a chat up line though.
So.................. Do you come here often? "
I come everywhere, very often |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh and for the record, I think jokes are as lame as one liners, can't stand em bloody hell no jokes and no one liners no offence but I bet your a bag of laughs
Yep, I am a complete barrel of laughs I prefer originality and spontaneity rather than some lame lazy crap that has been rolled out a million times over though
It can be funny. Not sure it would work as a chat up line though.
So.................. Do you come here often?
I come everywhere, very often "
ha says the guy who doesn't do cheesy one liners  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh and for the record, I think jokes are as lame as one liners, can't stand em bloody hell no jokes and no one liners no offence but I bet your a bag of laughs
Yep, I am a complete barrel of laughs I prefer originality and spontaneity rather than some lame lazy crap that has been rolled out a million times over though
It can be funny. Not sure it would work as a chat up line though.
So.................. Do you come here often?
I come everywhere, very often ha says the guy who doesn't do cheesy one liners "
Haha, chill out man I'm only on the wind up. I use one liners all the time, what I meant was that personally I wouldn't dream of using something so unoriginal as an ice breaker, I'm just a bit of a smart arse at times  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh and for the record, I think jokes are as lame as one liners, can't stand em bloody hell no jokes and no one liners no offence but I bet your a bag of laughs
Yep, I am a complete barrel of laughs I prefer originality and spontaneity rather than some lame lazy crap that has been rolled out a million times over though
It can be funny. Not sure it would work as a chat up line though.
So.................. Do you come here often?
I come everywhere, very often ha says the guy who doesn't do cheesy one liners
Haha, chill out man I'm only on the wind up. I use one liners all the time, what I meant was that personally I wouldn't dream of using something so unoriginal as an ice breaker, I'm just a bit of a smart arse at times "
haha same here I caused murder yesterday about cheating its only banter mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh and for the record, I think jokes are as lame as one liners, can't stand em bloody hell no jokes and no one liners no offence but I bet your a bag of laughs
Yep, I am a complete barrel of laughs I prefer originality and spontaneity rather than some lame lazy crap that has been rolled out a million times over though
It can be funny. Not sure it would work as a chat up line though.
So.................. Do you come here often?
I come everywhere, very often ha says the guy who doesn't do cheesy one liners
Haha, chill out man I'm only on the wind up. I use one liners all the time, what I meant was that personally I wouldn't dream of using something so unoriginal as an ice breaker, I'm just a bit of a smart arse at times haha same here I caused murder yesterday about cheating its only banter mate "
Well you never know with some of folks replies on here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh and for the record, I think jokes are as lame as one liners, can't stand em bloody hell no jokes and no one liners no offence but I bet your a bag of laughs
Yep, I am a complete barrel of laughs I prefer originality and spontaneity rather than some lame lazy crap that has been rolled out a million times over though
It can be funny. Not sure it would work as a chat up line though.
So.................. Do you come here often?
I come everywhere, very often ha says the guy who doesn't do cheesy one liners
Haha, chill out man I'm only on the wind up. I use one liners all the time, what I meant was that personally I wouldn't dream of using something so unoriginal as an ice breaker, I'm just a bit of a smart arse at times haha same here I caused murder yesterday about cheating its only banter mate
Well you never know with some of folks replies on here "
oh definately there are some nasty pieces of work on here god knows how they get meets |
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"assume the positionwhy mrs smiles your quite the bossy one aren't you ? Which position shall I assume you want me to assume hmmm ! Lol"
lol, ive got the devil in me today. I can bend over and you can run up behind me |
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"assume the positionwhy mrs smiles your quite the bossy one aren't you ? Which position shall I assume you want me to assume hmmm ! Lol
lol, ive got the devil in me today. I can bend over and you can run up behind me"
Lol what if I trip and slip into you ??  |
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"assume the positionwhy mrs smiles your quite the bossy one aren't you ? Which position shall I assume you want me to assume hmmm ! Lol
lol, ive got the devil in me today. I can bend over and you can run up behind me
Lol what if I trip and slip into you ?? "
Fucking hell how big do you think my fanny is, ive never had a whole person disappear up it yet |
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"assume the positionwhy mrs smiles your quite the bossy one aren't you ? Which position shall I assume you want me to assume hmmm ! Lol
lol, ive got the devil in me today. I can bend over and you can run up behind me
Lol what if I trip and slip into you ??
Fucking hell how big do you think my fanny is, ive never had a whole person disappear up it yet "
Lol bit of lube can work wonders |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I love one liners I think they are more funny than anything. Girls always like a man who can make them laugh.
"me" x"
Hi you know what would look good on you ?
"me"
Get your coat you v pulled lol
Two for one discount can you possibly resist xx |
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