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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

The weirdest job ever was rocking up to a death when the ambo couldn't do anything and not believing what happened so had to call the sarge in to come look .

Basically two fellas fooling around with huge dildos the size of a traffic cone ,one shoved the traffic bollard sized one up his pals arsehole and it killed him.

That's a dodgy meet that innit !!

Don't put big shit up ya fart pipe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" Don't put big shit up ya fart pipe

"

These were actually the first words spoken by Neil Armstrong during the moon landing. However, a technical difficulty meant we couldn’t hear them so his later comments were broadcast instead.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman  over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

darwin award right there

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By *rolicerMan  over a year ago

Abergele

Bit late the advice for Barrymore....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Big thing up his fart pipe made Emu famous

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple  over a year ago

Edinburgh.

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple  over a year ago

Edinburgh.


"Big thing up his fart pipe made Emu famous "

A sick but brilliant mind. You should write.

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By *latinumkittenWoman  over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

Isn't that a scene from Se7en ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Big thing up his fart pipe made Emu famous

A sick but brilliant mind. You should write. "

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By *urflrCouple  over a year ago

wirral

Some of the pics on here, you might be getting called out to a few of them jobs mate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A profound post....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" Don't put big shit up ya fart pipe

These were actually the first words spoken by Neil Armstrong during the moon landing. However, a technical difficulty meant we couldn’t hear them so his later comments were broadcast instead."

I suspect the words we ::did:: hear were the ones he intended..

They just initially came out of the wrong place.

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