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Describe yourself using words of yesteryear-No txt spk!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok as a light hearted backlash against the ever growing menace of text speak, I think it's time that some good old forgotten words and phrases from the English language were re-introduced.
So with that in mind, could you describe yourself in a sentence consisting of such words?
I'll set the ball rolling and define myself as 'A cad, bounder and all round blaggard'  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I be from T yorkshire lass rite good un rounded man (fat) likes warm things like putting hands up cows bums and offen walk up ilkley moor bar me T
ps; i am a right good shag to - oh argh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seriously - moi serious- never ; but i try
"all round fun person; intelligent,
witty and respectfull of others needs"
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"happy person who enjoys connecting through conversation and does not see sex as the only bond between two people" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I confess to being a contradiction in terms.
To wit, upon first contact I am a gentleman of noble and impeccable manners who would out-galant Sir Galahad.
However underneath this veneer I am an incorrigible rogue, a blackguard of the highest order whom once a lady's corset and bustle are removed will both plunder a maiden with my sword and loot her flavours with my lustful palate like the most dispicable of buccaneers....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I confess to being a contradiction in terms.
To wit, upon first contact I am a gentleman of noble and impeccable manners who would out-galant Sir Galahad.
However underneath this veneer I am an incorrigible rogue, a blackguard of the highest order whom once a lady's corset and bustle are removed will both plunder a maiden with my sword and loot her flavours with my lustful palate like the most dispicable of buccaneers.... "
why,My knees have gone all a quiver sir... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Looking for a ruddy good rogering by someone of the lower classes in our drawing room......."
Well it certainly appears that there are jolly japes to be had with many a wanton wench on this new fangled Internet.
How our swinging forefathers must have struggled having only the means of a telegram for their electronic correspondence when discussing the sins of the flesh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Forsooth sire, we are but 2 horny serfs from down yonder in the midshire Counties, we mate af if we are rampant rabbits caught in flaming torchlight, the fair maiden would like to be ravaged regularly by horny Knoghts with a nice flap in their armour and hopefully not a chinkin ones personality, please be quick before the chastity belt is attached for another 12 long dark nights |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I confess to being a contradiction in terms.
To wit, upon first contact I am a gentleman of noble and impeccable manners who would out-galant Sir Galahad.
However underneath this veneer I am an incorrigible rogue, a blackguard of the highest order whom once a lady's corset and bustle are removed will both plunder a maiden with my sword and loot her flavours with my lustful palate like the most dispicable of buccaneers....
why,My knees have gone all a quiver sir..."
An excellent situation good lady...my palms prefer the knees of a lady to be quivering as I pull them gently but firmly apart and lean forward that my tongue may feast upon the succulent bounty before me... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Looking for a ruddy good rogering by someone of the lower classes in our drawing room.......
Well it certainly appears that there are jolly japes to be had with many a wanton wench on this new fangled Internet.
How our swinging forefathers must have struggled having only the means of a telegram for their electronic correspondence when discussing the sins of the flesh!"
Indeed! Plus the addition of a pigs-bladder anti-pregnancy device also scuppered the opportunity of devilish delights by the means of gaslight! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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alrite mate, see I like a good set of bristols and love it when someone is cupping my cobblers and sucking my hampton. I then like to lay them down and lick their jack and danny till they scream for a good hard session of posh and becks!
Oops thats my London side coming out lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I confess to being a contradiction in terms.
To wit, upon first contact I am a gentleman of noble and impeccable manners who would out-galant Sir Galahad.
However underneath this veneer I am an incorrigible rogue, a blackguard of the highest order whom once a lady's corset and bustle are removed will both plunder a maiden with my sword and loot her flavours with my lustful palate like the most dispicable of buccaneers....
why,My knees have gone all a quiver sir...
An excellent situation good lady...my palms prefer the knees of a lady to be quivering as I pull them gently but firmly apart and lean forward that my tongue may feast upon the succulent bounty before me... "
for suth sir, you are a bounder and scoundrell, that i shall ever be known for letting you be in such privy as to the delights of my quim.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Looking for a ruddy good rogering by someone of the lower classes in our drawing room.......
Well it certainly appears that there are jolly japes to be had with many a wanton wench on this new fangled Internet.
How our swinging forefathers must have struggled having only the means of a telegram for their electronic correspondence when discussing the sins of the flesh!
Indeed! Plus the addition of a pigs-bladder anti-pregnancy device also scuppered the opportunity of devilish delights by the means of gaslight!"
So how would said serf gain admittance to ones drawing room and where would one be required to to position ones codpiece to allow the lady of the house curtsy on it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I am a dainty maiden who is fair of face whose corsets cannot retain her full and heaving bosom and whose bustle cannot hide her full and rounded rump, such are the hidden delights of this luscious lady |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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buxom maiden seeketh noble knight, with polished sword and shiny helmet, to rescue her from the confines of her chafing belt of chastity..
village idiots in tin foil need not apply |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Looking for a ruddy good rogering by someone of the lower classes in our drawing room.......
Well it certainly appears that there are jolly japes to be had with many a wanton wench on this new fangled Internet.
How our swinging forefathers must have struggled having only the means of a telegram for their electronic correspondence when discussing the sins of the flesh!
Indeed! Plus the addition of a pigs-bladder anti-pregnancy device also scuppered the opportunity of devilish delights by the means of gaslight!
So how would said serf gain admittance to ones drawing room and where would one be required to to position ones codpiece to allow the lady of the house curtsy on it?"
Ye gads! The presence of the aforementioned servant is by invitation only to pleasure the tuppence of the lady of the manor. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Looking for a ruddy good rogering by someone of the lower classes in our drawing room.......
Well it certainly appears that there are jolly japes to be had with many a wanton wench on this new fangled Internet.
How our swinging forefathers must have struggled having only the means of a telegram for their electronic correspondence when discussing the sins of the flesh!
Indeed! Plus the addition of a pigs-bladder anti-pregnancy device also scuppered the opportunity of devilish delights by the means of gaslight!
So how would said serf gain admittance to ones drawing room and where would one be required to to position ones codpiece to allow the lady of the house curtsy on it?
Ye gads! The presence of the aforementioned servant is by invitation only to pleasure the tuppence of the lady of the manor. "
One endeavours to give satisfaction to high class strumpet and by the way, the word ' tuppence' is still very much in use in this rapscallions vocabulary. In fact tis ones favoured word for a harlet's honeypot 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i am just a straightforward slapper, and i like it that way xx
ps, alreet seany baby xx"
Haha, yes I'm fine ta Polly, in Scarborough for week though. How's you? xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“Well if you don’t mind me saying so, as far as I can see he’s nothing more than one of those queer as you like folk, the very sort who get up-to all manner of mischief behind closed doors, ….. There ought to be a law against it….. I don’t know what this world is coming too, I really don’t…… pfft I mean goodness-gracious, men dressing up as women and having hows-ya-farther with each-other ….. Whatever next” !!!!! “its blom’in disgraceful its is”….!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“I'm pretty, but I'm not beautiful.
I'm sin, but I'm not the devil.
I'm good, but I'm not an angel.
I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love.”
? Marilyn Monroe
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"From head to foot divinely fair!
A saucy wench! and no mistake
A cunny as cunning as 'Cupids net'
A beauty no man shall forget
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Trust thee to turn it into bloody poets bleeding corner! |
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