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need help/advice for milf hunting?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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hey guys! I've been on fab for about a month now and have met a few women and one couple but only seem to interest my own age which is great but I really want to meet some older women for fun as that's a huge turn on for me can anyone give me some friendly advice as to what I'm doing wrong? x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Personally I hate being called a milf or when a guy says 'hi, I love older women' as though we are a different spieces, why don't you just contact the kind of woman you want???
Oh and lines like 'you look great....for your age' don't work well either lol |
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"How old are we talking here zimmers and big knickers or what?"
Yeah, those big plastic ones they wear over adult nappies...
As has been said, women (I'm not even going to say older) don't like to be hunted or given tags like milf and cougar etc - we're not a different species. You can simply try talking to us as human beings.
So try non-sexual conversations to start with and take things from there.
I won't even mention your profile name... |
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"How old are we talking here zimmers and big knickers or what?
Yeah, those big plastic ones they wear over adult nappies...
As has been said, women (I'm not even going to say older) don't like to be hunted or given tags like milf and cougar etc - we're not a different species. You can simply try talking to us as human beings.
So try non-sexual conversations to start with and take things from there.
I won't even mention your profile name..." |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How old are we talking here zimmers and big knickers or what?
Yeah, those big plastic ones they wear over adult nappies...
As has been said, women (I'm not even going to say older) don't like to be hunted or given tags like milf and cougar etc - we're not a different species. You can simply try talking to us as human beings.
So try non-sexual conversations to start with and take things from there.
I won't even mention your profile name..."
Yeah what ever she said and then some grrrrr treating us like we are some kind of dam trophy hey boyo
Ooooow hang on a min sorry I slipped into next Thursdays role play then for a second hahaha let me just take out these Pat Butcher earings and get back to being Frank for bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think hunting was banned a few years back!
As for being labeled a milf or as a older woman, don't really like that!
Good luck ! "
I was labeled abit of an old slag once lol I spose I didnt have a leg to stand on so I did a hand stand instead in mi kilt init |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anyone else got an image of a bloke dressed in a mankini brandishing a net with a Steve Irwin style accent saying "you're alright milf, you're alright....easy does it....you're alright....GOTCHA! Ya little milfy bugger you!!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyone else got an image of a bloke dressed in a mankini brandishing a net with a Steve Irwin style accent saying "you're alright milf, you're alright....easy does it....you're alright....GOTCHA! Ya little milfy bugger you!!" "
Na but im thinking Rolf Harris in the dark without his specs saying struth she dont talk much cant even tell what it is yet so ill just stick my digereedoo (spelling doh) in a place for poo cos with all this tecquelia the hell with it ya look like a sheila |
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"hey guys! I've been on fab for about a month now and have met a few women and one couple but only seem to interest my own age which is great but I really want to meet some older women for fun as that's a huge turn on for me can anyone give me some friendly advice as to what I'm doing wrong? x"
change the name m8.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are you baiting your trap with?
try werthers originals ..they like them...lol "
hahaha bet he wishes he kept his feckin mouth shut now hey lol
Try polly grip m8 that helps keep the dentures in or so im told hey. Personaly I prefer them without me as miles better blow job hey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I find that leaving a small bowl of milk by the back door with bits of bread soaking in it seems to do the trick.
Oh...hang on...did you say MILFs?? I thought you siad hedgehogs.
My mistake. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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thanks for the advice guys think I needed it! I think I'm using the wrong approach here now! when I say I've met people they're people I already knew from another site for Leeds specifically so never thought to ask for a verification :/ is being verified important on here? the reason I think I use terms like that is because my first experience of a woman older than myself loved that kind of talk! thanks again for the help guys will definetely be changing things now! ha x |
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