I always send a polite hello how are you etc, etc but that does'nt always get me anywhere so wondered whether the " can i wank on your tits" approach worked lol

Obviously not....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

well even when my partner chatted to him he still asked him can i still wank over her tits so blocked manners cost nothing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well thats taking the piss..

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I'm driving thru Cumbria....can stop off and fuck you"

2200 square miles of countryside - my knickers were round my ankles and I was leant over the bed.....fecking long wait

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I'm driving thru Cumbria....can stop off and fuck you"

2200 square miles of countryside - my knickers were round my ankles and I was leant over the bed.....fecking long wait

Added to that the amount of time he spent messaging every woman in Cumbria in the vague hope of him getting a shag?!

All I can see is Maggie Gylenhall sat with her hands on the desk

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

""I'm driving thru Cumbria....can stop off and fuck you"

2200 square miles of countryside - my knickers were round my ankles and I was leant over the bed.....fecking long wait

Added to that the amount of time he spent messaging every woman in Cumbria in the vague hope of him getting a shag?!

All I can see is Maggie Gylenhall sat with her hands on the desk

She rang me for advice on how to play that scene

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Want 7 inches of throbbing cock?"

Ummm NO! Now if it was 9 inches then maybe

I sometimes think that messages can be a the modern equivalent to the dirty phone call. And they didn't do it for me either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine has to be 'Want to watch me poo?'

Oh wow bet you felt so blessed lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I'm gonna ruin you""!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have had so many its hard to pick one but maybe. I in hotel . . . . Room. . . Dont keep me waiting bitch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Simalar but a guy asked me to.do his housework naked for him LOL

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

"""I'm gonna ruin you""!

I got that one too!!!

So he thinks it's eventually going to work!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just had this one this morning "Hello would u do mmf if so iam game"

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

more importantly than crap ones.

ladies which ones have worked ?

please pm me suggestions that might just work on a night out any that work will be rewarded

te he

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The worst one we had was I have been let down at the last min - fancy a shag now? pmsl

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By *adystephanieTV/TS over a year ago

glos

I bet your still gonna look georgous in the morning .....a little sore maybe ...

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"cant believe some blokes are actually saying this shit,gives us a bit of a bad name.xx"
oh bugger and now your telling me its shit ive been making notes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a man who knew me, from being on another site, though we hadnt met.

said, he would let me swallow his cum.

oh, thanks very much.

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

Just been clearing out my inbox and found this one...

"You are defo mine"

Oops, think he was defo wrong!!