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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What's the weirdest /funniest opening message you've recieved? Got this one last night..
I'm a straight guy but want my arse played with. I need picking up from my birds house anytime after 3 can you help...
Er no lol
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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago
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"What's the weirdest /funniest opening message you've recieved? Got this one last night..
I'm a straight guy but want my arse played with. I need picking up from my birds house anytime after 3 can you help...
Er no lol
D" LOL, that is an instant classic.
Our weirdest was probably:
“Are you interested in breeding, I am a very heavy cummer”
Erm, all the no’s in the world mate.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had one who gave 2 options in his message. 1 was meeting him for dating, when he'd eventually pop the question, we'd get married, have kids etc. Option 2 was just NSA fun, seemed like a one-off. I chose option 3, not meet  |
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